Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Nicki Minaj standing there
Wat do???

but she's sitting

Pic obviously unrelated ;)

livestream her antemortem bisection.

i'd cut that nigger the fuck up.

Set fire to my house and walk away

Offer her a glass of wine

Stuff her lifeless corpse in the garbage where she belongs

Anyone who uses the unfunny 360 degrees meme will die tonight in bed with their mother.

360 and walk away

Make her eat all the eggs i have

I hope you brought lube for your mother's asshole.

slap her shit up and ask her why dinner isn't done.

Talk to her
Get her a cup of coffee
Find out why she's in my house
Make sure she's ok
Use whatever information I gather to convince/blackmail her into fucking my 20 yo son.
He's super into her

stab her fake ass and watch the cement ooze out

return that shit back to jamaica

Best dad ever. Nice dubs

rape and suicide after murder

Call Tetsuo the Iron Man. Tell him to do 360 and walk away.

tie her to my freezer and rub her feet whit a cheese grater then suck her nose

Dont expect her to be tight, put hand and junk inside vagoo and fap

>Her nipples are huge.

mother's asshole

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Umm...I think you meant 180 degrees...360 is a circle, so you'd be facing her again

gtfo

Dude, no, it's an unfunny meme. Run before the oldfag police get here.

took the bait

What meme? I am right!

Repeat this line

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What's your point?

Titfuck her and after I'm finished, shoot the bitch in the head.

Rob her

Ask her to check her privilege, while I check her ass.

> Calm her down and ask if she needs a ride to the airport.
> She most certainly doesn't want to be in a medium-sized town in Austria.
> Hope she rewards my friendliness with a monetary consideration.

If somehow my home was in the US:
> Kill her with the loaded handgun under my couch cussion.
> Call 911.
> Say she invaded my home and attacked me.
> World is a better place now.

She's not standing you daft cunt.

Stop spamming this fucking thread.

*Teleports behind her*
*Turn 360° and moonwalk into her*
Grabherbythepussy.webm
*Supersaiyan screaming*
*Fly up to space*
Noair.jpg
Fugg:DDD
*Teleport back to house with her*
>Baby I just saved your life
>Oh thanks Oniichan
*Fugg her till dick dissapears into space*
*I scream rape*
*Cops arrest her*
>Continue to visit her everyday in prison and get by Benis sugged by her X--DDDD

durrrr

God bless the USA

suck her toes lick her ass

There's gotta be something that rhymes with that.

I posted this with my Sup Forums pass

*mic drop*

Dude get a fuckin job!!!

Holy fuck Sup Forumsalls look what i just found - snap leak,cf

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Gotta run now I'm late to mass

ask her about who is she, and what is her reason to be in my house. and she'd better make it good.

That is the best response for all bait all the time.

Is your pussy swollen shut?

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Call the police. There is a negroe in my house.

call dead nigger storage and ask for reservation

meme's aside
i'd fuck her senseless even if she's a nigger
she's thikk af admit it

Blade already took care of that operation. It hasn't been around for over ten years.

cover her in honey so she become sticki minaj

She's a hideous slutgoblin. You can like that, but don't pretend everyone wants syphilis.

>Look at that mannequin-looking face
>Ask how she can deny having plastic surgery

Throw her on a bed and hotdog her

ask her for money

>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

Fuck her asshole so hard she'll shit her pants for life.

yea

I read that as
>Walk into Nicki house
>You find NM there
>Wat do???

I was very confused as to why I'd be walking into Nicki Minaj's home but whatever.