>Walk into your house
>You find Nicki Minaj standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your house
but she's sitting
Pic obviously unrelated ;)
livestream her antemortem bisection.
i'd cut that nigger the fuck up.
Set fire to my house and walk away
Offer her a glass of wine
Stuff her lifeless corpse in the garbage where she belongs
Anyone who uses the unfunny 360 degrees meme will die tonight in bed with their mother.
360 and walk away
Make her eat all the eggs i have
I hope you brought lube for your mother's asshole.
slap her shit up and ask her why dinner isn't done.
Talk to her
Get her a cup of coffee
Find out why she's in my house
Make sure she's ok
Use whatever information I gather to convince/blackmail her into fucking my 20 yo son.
He's super into her
stab her fake ass and watch the cement ooze out
return that shit back to jamaica
Best dad ever. Nice dubs
rape and suicide after murder
Call Tetsuo the Iron Man. Tell him to do 360 and walk away.
tie her to my freezer and rub her feet whit a cheese grater then suck her nose
Dont expect her to be tight, put hand and junk inside vagoo and fap
>Her nipples are huge.
mother's asshole
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Umm...I think you meant 180 degrees...360 is a circle, so you'd be facing her again
gtfo
Dude, no, it's an unfunny meme. Run before the oldfag police get here.
took the bait
What meme? I am right!
Repeat this line
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What's your point?
Titfuck her and after I'm finished, shoot the bitch in the head.
Rob her
Ask her to check her privilege, while I check her ass.
> Calm her down and ask if she needs a ride to the airport.
> She most certainly doesn't want to be in a medium-sized town in Austria.
> Hope she rewards my friendliness with a monetary consideration.
If somehow my home was in the US:
> Kill her with the loaded handgun under my couch cussion.
> Call 911.
> Say she invaded my home and attacked me.
> World is a better place now.
She's not standing you daft cunt.
Stop spamming this fucking thread.
*Teleports behind her*
*Turn 360° and moonwalk into her*
Grabherbythepussy.webm
*Supersaiyan screaming*
*Fly up to space*
Noair.jpg
Fugg:DDD
*Teleport back to house with her*
>Baby I just saved your life
>Oh thanks Oniichan
*Fugg her till dick dissapears into space*
*I scream rape*
*Cops arrest her*
>Continue to visit her everyday in prison and get by Benis sugged by her X--DDDD
durrrr
God bless the USA
suck her toes lick her ass
There's gotta be something that rhymes with that.
I posted this with my Sup Forums pass
*mic drop*
Dude get a fuckin job!!!
Holy fuck Sup Forumsalls look what i just found - snap leak,cf
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Gotta run now I'm late to mass
ask her about who is she, and what is her reason to be in my house. and she'd better make it good.
That is the best response for all bait all the time.
Is your pussy swollen shut?
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Call the police. There is a negroe in my house.
call dead nigger storage and ask for reservation
meme's aside
i'd fuck her senseless even if she's a nigger
she's thikk af admit it
Blade already took care of that operation. It hasn't been around for over ten years.
cover her in honey so she become sticki minaj
She's a hideous slutgoblin. You can like that, but don't pretend everyone wants syphilis.
>Look at that mannequin-looking face
>Ask how she can deny having plastic surgery
Throw her on a bed and hotdog her
ask her for money
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care
Fuck her asshole so hard she'll shit her pants for life.
yea
I read that as
>Walk into Nicki house
>You find NM there
>Wat do???
I was very confused as to why I'd be walking into Nicki Minaj's home but whatever.