Real drawthread

real drawthread

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Mmm... Morning, thread...

sup' again

hi!

Morning tri, how are you?

Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: imgur.com/a/qItQA

For those who missed it, someone rolled a 99 last thread. Here's the maximum degeneracy again.

y0 y0

draw your avatar or a normie fetish please :)

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When you realize Therapy is a waste of money, and i'm far too fucked up.

youtube.com/watch?v=yCXrgASzf50

keel yoursef

Hello chris

Roll trips and Rouge drops the big one.

Careful with that edge, my dude!

Requesting fluffy pin riding on the back of an Altaria, the fluffiest of the pokemon.

>too fucked up for therapy
did you get that from hot topic or something?

the big one better be the top

Good morning, Lambchop.
How are you?

...Tired from work.

I don't understand what you mean?

>keel
What are you?
The dog whisperer?

Hello you, how's it going?

Watched StarWars Revenge of the Sith, I might turn into Annikin and slaughter younglings.

No I took online therapy.
It doesn't feel like anything will help me.

>online therapy
nigga, that's the worst thing you can do when it comes to therapy

Well, I'm awake since 0300am...

_

have a request?

in person therapy will be hard.

i've tried it.

i'm hiding from my therapist while there.

>Hello you, how's it going?
I am doing fine.
Thanks for asking.
And how are you?

Just ignore him, he didn't really even try. He think he knows best anyway.

>wake up at 6:30 in the morning
>barely can keep eyes open
>can here the birds chirping away outside
>hear a loud gurgling noise coming from your belly
>it's time
>make your way to the backdoor and walk out into your backyard
>you live on a property so there's nothing but huge green fields for hundreds of acres
>you can see the tiniest bit of yellow on the horizon as the sun is just being to rise
>you walk over to a nice spot and remove your clothing
>you squat down on the cold grass still wet with morning dew, wetting your bare butt in a refreshing way
>you take a little moment to relax, and then give a big push
>your anus begins to bulge
>you push a bit more the tip of a massive huge log begins to crown
>it stretches wider and wider as it bulges out from between your cheeks, getting huger and huger with every inch that passes
>anus stretches out to over 20cm in diametre
>you pause for a moment and savour the unusual yet strangely enjoyable situation
>decide to push on
>no longer crowning, the massive turd's tip has fully emerged from your behind and now the bulk of the load begins to follow
>you have never experienced anything more enjoyable in your entire life
>the gargantuan log reaches the ground and begins to slide across the grass
>the massive load keeps on coming and becomes even thicker, causing you to experience euphoria like never before
>eventually the turd reaches it's thickest point at a whopping 50cm in diametre

>you pause again
>you don't want this incredible experience to end
>you sit there with your anus wrapped around this massive oak log
>you seriously contemplate sucking this monster back up your hole so you can enjoy this experience again another day
>but you shake that thought off, it isn't healthy and all good things must come to an end
>you begin to resume pushing
>with the thickest part far behind you, the cable is now reducing in size, with your anus now only stretching around 30cm
>the gigantic serpent continues to twist and turn its way through the grass
>things are now slowing down, and the turd is now leaving your rear at a humble 20cm thickness
>the mega-cable gently glides out of your hole, making sliding and crackling sounds as it leaves your bowels
>you're almost done; the turd has now shrunk down to a measly 10cm diametre
>you feel a hint of sadness as the tip of the other end of the turd about to leave your rectum
>with one last easy final push, it's out
>the last part of the poo lands on the grass with a soft thud
>You give a sigh of relief as the pressure built up inside of you is now gone
>you stand up and look around, admiring your work
>the massive dump stands before you, coiled around the grass like a giant basilisk
>it's so long, it must have been over five metres in length
>you can feel the heat radiating off it, keeping you warm in the cold morning air
>you take one last look at your work before heading back inside and hopping back into bed
>you lie in your warm bed, hugging the sheets, still thinking about your amazing dump

>you will never experience this

talking about therapy to someone.

what did you do today?

hello peen, can I get a bellydancer, thanks

Ah... Rest well.

Trying to relax...
....Worrying too much.

I took a walk in the woods near where I live.
You know enjoy the nature.

Requesting Fox McCloud crowning a metre-wide hyperturd while Krystal acts smug and mocks him, claiming she could do better.

What do you enjoy dwelling on, during these walks?

I request clothed pin, beside a nude boy

Requesting a loli futa in a locker room, trying to hide her boner that she got from staring at a nude milf.

Morning everyone

>when the girl you're about to ask out is officially in a relationship on facebook on the same day

ouch

Consider being euthanized.

Good morning wolf

DAMN

nah, almost time to work, WELP

sup'

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Well, have a nice day.

Consider returning to tumblr, triggered one.

>doesn't say this to the pedo
WEW LAD

I think about life in general, it also functions as a way of relaxing from the stress in life.

samefag scatfag
don't you have /ctt/ or /trash/ to shit up?

Don't you have an argument?

>/ctt/
What?

You don't either.
Instead all you have is showing off how much you're not a normie by eating shit in public.

trump fucking all the mexicans over the border

>Instead all you have is showing off how strong double-standards are in these "draw"threads

That argument is still going on?
I thought you had to be at least 18 to be on here.

How are you guys?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

You okay bud?

Said the daddy issues little girl pretending to be a man.

>You okay bud?
Don't talk to me.

>Don't talk to me
For trying to help?

>da durr durr everything not normie is evil da hurr burr durr xD
Anyone else to shit on Mr. Highhorse?

I have no desire to speak with you.

Shh let him shit himself.

Please???

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This is an image board; less talking, more drawing.

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>Sup Forums drawthreads
>things getting drawn

>off by two
>off by one

No. Please stop replying to me. You are not someone that I want to discuss my problems with.
How do you explain 500 pieces of evidence in Swordbro's pokedex that things get drawn here?

IKR

>scatfag
>ever not shitposting

This tbh, though if you're one of the scat anons you should really consider suicide, as fitting in to modern society is clearly out of your grasp

>How do you explain 500 pieces of evidence in Swordbro's pokedex that things get drawn here?
Because it's a meme request that gets spammed every single thread and he's an avatarfag.

>as fitting in to modern society is clearly out of your grasp
Says the ped-defender

Okay but it still disproves the premise "things dont get drawn"

>triggered tumblrfag
>ever not getting triggered

>daddy issues
I know how people could believe that, but it's inaccurate.

Drawing for fellow avatarfags doesn't mean much

Eat shit and die.

>You are not someone that I want to discuss my problems with.
Okay :( But i'll still wish you well.

You should say "things I like dont get drawn" and you could have an argument. As it stands "things don't get drawn" is wrong.

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Mental issues.

requesting a demon attempting to assimilate technology into it's being but being so simpleminded it's just hitting itself with a muffler

You first, pedo-apologist

/r/ a futa jerking off her smegma covered cock, becoming hornier with every time she smells her own smegma

no

gay request to be honest famola

ew gross

Hawt :3

yes

>requesting a demon attempting to assimilate technology into it's being but being so simpleminded it's just hitting itself with a muffler


I won't fall for your tricks Swordbro...

Futa is a meme fetish and you should feel bad.

no

Is that something you actually want to draw?

yes

requesting you kick someones ass

>swordbro ruins another great request
Please tell me that isn't really him.

>not rukia
Does he even request anything else? New so don't really know more than the Rukia thing.

He and EHG have a rich history of "thanks again" for multiple nonrukia deliveries.

no

kill a cute drawfag of your choice

youtu.be/_6hYe6FbA60?t=3m52s

Hey, what'd you do today?

That's awful man

youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs