Eternal /got/ general

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Azor someone

Azor Puppyfu

Azor Ser Pounce

Azor Maisie

Tommen didn't deserve to die.

Azor Isaac is dead to me.

well he didn't think so

Azor Jonautist

Azor Bad Poosi

Dumb whore fucked by big niggers

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Azor mods

He was too pure for this world.

omg thanks :')

Azor Cersei

Confirmed Daenerys will become the end villain and John Snow will be the last main character standing.

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Queens of Love and Beauty:

>Ashara Dayne (Has 40% chance of killing herself for no reason) [Ned Stark]
>Margaery (pancake tits) [Septa Unella]
>Sansa (Already Broken by Ramsay) [Ramsay Bolton]
>Lyanna Stark (Wont approve of you sleeping around, this includes your priestess) [Rhaegar Targaryen]

1st Row: We'll known legendary fighters and Robert

>Prime-Dayne (Show): Dual Wielding; no Dawn
>Prime-Barristan: Longsword
>Prime-Jaime: Both Hands
>Prime-Robert: 1 hand on 2h Warhammer

2nd Row: Next gen's greatest fighters

>Hound (Very Healthy): Longsword
>Oberyn: Poison tipped Spear
>Brienne: With Oathkeeper
>Mountain: Un-armored, 1 hand on 2h Greatsword (Mountain takes up 2 slots, cant choose 3rd row KG)

3rd Row: Loose cannons

>Bronn
>Karl
>Jaquen
>Daario

4th Row: Priests/Priestess (Note you must sleep with your priest to activate their abilities)

>Melisandre: shadow babbies (can kill 1 kg)
>Red Nigress: Can resurrect 1 fallen Kingsguard
>High Sparrow: Can summon 30 fodder Sparrows
>Kinvara: can coat sword of 1 kg with flames

Claim a Queen
Claim 3 Kingsguard
Claim a Red Priest/ess
1 from each row
You can't pick the guy directly below them
(You cant pick Ashara>Dayne>Hound>Bronn>Melly)
Pick 1 specific KG from your roster to beat suitors of your QOLAB

The rest is out to get you

>it's from Game of Thrones
Is it a plot point that one of them doesn't watch GoT, or were the actually pretending that someone with even a cursory knowledge of the mythos wouldn't immediately recognize Ice?

he didn't deserve to be king either

Is she the female equivalent of Aegon the Unworthy?

Reminder that Azor means loving to receive buttstuff

>reminder that THIS is lyanna.

That's not Ghost, it's Summer. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But how can THAT Lyanna compete with the rest of the queens?

>Bran: I'm sorry Jon, there must always be a King of the Night

Septa Nutella of the Most Devout sanctifies this thread.

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they're making a fantasy sword collection but sheldon thinks they should get excalibur first instead

>Karl Drogo and not based Karl Tanner

Will Sansa and Jon fall in love and get married next season?

Just kidding. They're already in love. ;)

she probably sucked a mean dick, and did butt stuff too

Dude, why did you post that? It's too soon, I just... I can't. So sad.

fuck outta here

Queen of /got/

>they couldn't cast a legit 10/10 brunette for one tiny bit part
that was a real disappointment, not gonna lie

First for Queen Sarah, first of her name. Long may she reign.

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>implying Emilia would ever be so thin

Reminder that Jonsa is Tumblr's most popular pairing AND the official pairing of /got/. We finally have something in common with Tumblr!

He was the greatest king Westeros had in a while.

>AND the official pairing of /got/.
no

getting a bunch of (you)'s doesnt make it popular you faggot especially when most of those are telling you how autistic and stupid that is

Sansa doesn't deserve to live.

Oh, gotcha. Did their version of Excalibur at least look good? Because that version of Longclaw is the better of the two Longclaws. They should have bought it.

Salsa is so fucking gross.

why is he milking dany?

>weak willed kid manipulated by everyone around him
what could possibly go wrong

well, it depends.
Assuming Lyanna = ozge

Lyanna
Barry
Hound
Jaqen
Kinvara

assuming how they are supposed to look
Ashara
Barry
Hound
Jaqen
Kinvara

>relying on a rigged poll

kek. just admit that jonsa is superior and CIAnsa is dead. she already rejected him.

>No Robert's Rebelliion spin-off series
RIPip bobby B

Objective list
1. Doreah
2. Melisandre
3. Talisa
4. Cersei
5. Ros

guys...


she looks like Daenerys.
Is preston right?

That's Longclaw

He listened to his advisors like Tywin said.

her power play to eliminate everyone who could contest her claim to Winterfell was pretty good. it didn't work out in the end, but at least she got away with it.

i have a feeling a certain someone is false flagging

Is Sup Forums always like this?

>Sarah

Tywin probably had himself in mind though, not the enemies of his family.

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;_:

>Davos talked about "Demons" that took residence in Stannis' head. What did he mean by this?

What did Preston mean by this?

He's serving his queen, you commoner. She's supposed to milk herself?

of coursh

WHERE'S MY ALT-SHIFT-X EPISODE
REEEE

lol Robert would have a treatment worse than Stannis

>ALT-SHIT-X
Hahahaha pleb

>implying that's not an argument used by Jonsafags

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ALWAYS

>Alt-shit-x

gbtr

She does look like Arya

What if Bran is the Bran-the-Builder who built the wall?

i can't tell if i'm getting baited or memed on

thats not ice you fucking idiot, its Longclaw

As if we didn't have enough cuck shit in the catalog

I can't fucking wait for season 7. Jonsafags maybe be BTFO even harder than Stannisfags in season 5.

It's a possibility
iirc we discussed about it after episode 5 and there was more than an hint to that

>Ice gets split into Jamie's sword
>He becomes more like Ned

>Sam takes his dad's sword and becomes a misogynist piece of shit

>Jon gets Mormont's sword and becomes a leader

What does this mean?

well, they always prioritized relatives looking alike instead of staying true to the books when casting characters. considering their choice for Arya, there wasn't much left to work with.

Sansa is like the fucking hundreth of her name

WHERE'S THE BODY

>Jon gets Mormont's sword and becomes a leader

>Jon
>leader
>stabbed by half the night's watch
>goes to a battle outnumbered without any strategy

Next season he should be dethroned as soon as Bran comes back

Gilly's going to show the Maester's what's what and become the first female Arch-Maester

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post emilia reactions

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>Sam takes his dad's sword and becomes a misogynist
when?

Gilly thinks 2 + 2 = Jello.

He let gilly and sam stay behind instead of defending their honor

You joke, but I can virtually guarantee you there will be a plot point where street smart Gilly shows book smart Sam and the Nerdmaesters what's what.

>I was only pretending to be retarded, heh heh

New thread.

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Ashara, Robert, Oberyn, Bronn, and High Sparrow. That was really easy. You have a picture of Drogo but you said Karl. Drogo if I am picking him, if not then stay with Bronn.

you killed her children!!! raped her!!!!! and killed her!!!!! SAY HER NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Poster commenting about the inanity of a show about nerds not recognizing the most iconic and recognizable sword from a show they allegedly watch fails to recognize the very same sword on a Game of Thrones fandom board at 4:26 in the morning
K

y so sad

at least try to make an effort. fishing license revoked

>Robert
>Oberyn

Enjoy being the laughingstock of the world