Sopranos thread for gabagools sake!

Sopranos thread for gabagools sake!

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Somebody post the song from when he's in a coma so we can say farewell to Sup Forums proper.

We just got done with one.

I know but have you seen all the other threads?

>Jamal Ginsburg is getting his revenge

I'm still mad about Silvio

at least Paulie didn't get killed

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;_;

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ITS NICER THAN A HOTEL ROOM AT CAPTAIN TIBBS

He'll die from cancer though. Silvio only one that stands a chance of being alive.

Pauli officially beat cancer while Silvio was implied to be in a Coma. Add his asthma and injuries and even if he wakes up he will be fucked for life

best waifu coming through

What I gotta do to buy you a drink?

>Jewish
ew.

HE WUZ A SAINT

"The Talmud says-"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS"

IM WAITING ON THE RESULTS OF MY BEE-OP-SEE

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UP IN THA CLUB

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gabagool?

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cuck

>that one episode where Tony is suddenly a severe gambling addict

What the fuck were they thinking?

Rebelling against his dad. Also the reason he killed Christopher.

A friend of mine said that Hesh was never part of the Jersey mafia due to his religion. Although he was the one who benefited from being Tony's friend.

Was Italian mafia really that picky when it comes down to Judaism?

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Hesh was a shylock. He used the Jersey mafia to go collect his money and vig. He was paying tax to Junior during his short tenure as boss.

you have to be italian to get made. haven't you seen goodfellas?

>Tells Chrissy to "Watch it"
>Chrissy never watches it
>Chrissy dies

If only he'd remembered [spoliler]PEARL HARBA[/spoiler].

>It's a Paulie hanging out with his mother's friends epsiode

>Tony tries to cheer up AJ

>You're handsome, smart, hard worker
>Let's be honest, white. It's a huge plus these days

What did he mean by this?

>italian
>white
huh

You're now realizing the Sopranos could never be made today.

I don't get the implication. All the affirmative action going on these days. Wouldn't it be more detrimental?

He was being ironic since AJ is neither of those things

Alrighto, I'm pretty convinced to give this series a watch. What I'm in for?

Tony Dies at the end.

Watch it and find out

maybe watch the godfather movies beforehand

don't waste your time. breaking bad is better

Literally "my pizza never hurt nobody!" the series.

Yeah, I've done my homework.
Is the series comfy/funny? I expect something like a slice-of-life criminal comedy.

>Yeah, I've done my homework.
why the fuck do you need to do homework to watch the greatest tv series of all time? you'll probably hate it desu. you're too autistic

The best tv show ever. It also is funny enough at some points to be a comedy

woooo

Pussy dies

Adriana gets whacked after becoming a snitch

Rich apprille gets shot buy janice

tony whacks Ralph Cifferetto

Johny Sacc gets arrested and sent to prison then dies of cancer

Tony kills his own nephew Chris

Bobby gets shot and killed

Tony dies at the end

Fucking whore never showed her tits

Things didn't get to real shit until 2008/2009

the thing about the sopranos, is the show is still good even if you spoil all of it

Everyone dies, except Tony's close family and Paulie.

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

>bobby gets shot and killed

Fucking D-Girl
>Never showed her tits
>Whore

She cheats on Chris's cousin but she was classy in a weird way.

gabagool?

OVA HERE

That's pretty much what it is. It might seem underwhelming for a while after all the praise it has but you just gotta be in it for the long run and then you'll see.

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Bella Thorne?

Alicia Witt. She recently appeared in a episode of TWD with that terrible accent and shifty eyes

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I thought she was still hot in twd. Sex dirt does something for me.

Paulie is an old mobster in a world where the classic mobsters/gangsters become more irrelevant in the criminal underworld for every year that passes. He is old, his crime family is wiped out and he doesn't have a family. At least the other people went out like criminals, all that's left for Paulie is just slowly rotting away. He has too much of an ego to start off from scratch and no other crime family are probably interested in employing an inflexible old fart like him.

AJ is the average Death Grips fan

heh he didn't get it

>tfw in UK and cant watch HBOGO
how does I do it? get a proxy? is it safe?

Paulie joined NYC probably.

Paulie never had any legit hatred between NYC. Carmine didn't know him. Leotardo didn't even consider whacking him would bring down Jersey.

Or he is enjoying the money. Paulie was a cheap fuck.

It's not really a comedy, sure it has many comedic elements, but it's not anything near a comedy. According to wikipedia it's a "Crime drama/Psychological drama".

Fair enough, but who is still alive in NY? They seemed to be pretty done as well by the end.

The UK doesn't have its own HBO stream service?

It's funny in a banter kind of way and how politcally incorrect the people are.

>Guy banter
>Racist, homophobic, fat shaming slurs

It's like real life. Makes the characters more humane.

GOAT show

torrent it...

Carmine Jr.

That is if he wants to. He did say he had no interest of being a boss due to stress.

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I don't know, some guy who owns a line of luxury hotels or something. That's not the point

Why do piss and shit all come from an inch radius?

>tfw he's in a coma dreaming lillyhammer

Honestly, if one is over 18yo and still prefers BrBa to Sopranos, one is simply retarted

Did chrissy really deserve to die?

Sure he was a junkie and he was incompetent because of it, but couldnt tony just sorta push him out of any kind of responsibility that would leave him to be a liability? Are real life mobsters really this blunt?

Whos to say tony isnt a liability with his gambling, depression, and diabetic obesity?

>Tony dies at the end
>implying

He was doing him a favor

it's the sky app in the uk

sky atlantic = hbo shows

Tony should had killed him after he started doing heroin.

Junior was always right.

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>Tony was an irredeemable sociopath and any moment of empathy or good works towards others was just a means of keeping up appearances, because he's a sociopath.

It was meant to be ironic, they're drinking alcohol while discussing it

>A character called Tony Blundetto
>Makes a massive blunder and goes to prison

classic comedy lol

SHE WAS JUST A HOO'ER

Imagine sitting down and choosing to write this all out, then firing it out into the void to affect the viewing experience of someone you have never met.

That being said, it means nothing because of this fact

I like both but I really enjoy the random episode of BrBa where as with Sopranos I prefer watching couple episodes at a time

Tracee was nice apart from burning her previous kid with cigarettes.

What does she make Tony to eat as thanks for the advice?

>Insulting based Blundetto

mmmboy, are you fat :^)

lol

I wish Tony B would've stuck with the massage shit so he could get that Asian girl.

>Blundetto was busted, went to prison, his wife
divorced him, and his daughter ran away

lel

>Rebelling against his dad.
Holy shit, I can't believe I didn't make that connection.
>the reason he killed Christopher.
I still don't get this one.

>the reason he killed Christopher.
>I still don't get this one.

christopher is an addict, one of the things tony hates because he hates it about himself

what was his f***ing problem?

thought he was g

I watched it out of order when it played on A&E even if it was censored to shit I still enjoyed it. I miss watching it at 6 am

YOU LOOK LIKE A PUERTO RICAN SHINEBOX

Not fucking Charmane enough.

also

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"im completely clean and sober" as he takes a drink of coke

this show highlighted the hypocrisy of people so much

fun fact: charmane was a virgin throughout the show