Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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>tfw ignored by my lovely

(Makoto)
>12 dance pads
You can gift me one then you fucking money whale!

(Kuome)
Woah, that is... rare...
You have a 0,08% chance to get it during your life...

...

I shall ^^
Do et, bully Mako.
alright its on my list ^^

Not my dong.
I wish the only Rory plush Ive seen was available to buy. Pic related. All I have of Rory is a patch that I need to get something to put it on.

Yeah, I'm hoping I get lucky enough with a project I'm working on so that I can start doing that. After I pay for other expenses.

That's kind of odd. Have you tried finding out if there's something up with that?

I mean, you could get it digitally like I did.
Not having a Vita isn't really a bad thing though, the things are a waste of money.

Well then we better both start saving, huh?

I did not know that o: I only knew that 1 in 100 people in the US are born with it

I'm happy you still enjoy my company as well. W-well, it might be.

I was intending to, bullying Mako is my thing after all.

Is it my dong?

Go to bed if you're tired, my dude
How've you been holding up lately, though?

Dearest, how's your week been so far? Got any new year's plans?

The dong knows no mercy

Shiro claimed.

(Chara)
It's strange enough that I know any people at all.

(Koume with the unnamed files)
Seems you've missed all the drama then. Don't worry, there will be plenty to come.

(Volk)
If only I was a better Führer, then my Reich would not be suffering as it is...
>joke
Yea, and I'm sorry. You must hear it an awful lot.
I tried hard to think of something more original, but I could not make anything up, so I headed for this one instead.

>Digitally
Let's just hope there is no darn region lock on this shit.

I'm studying Psychology as part of the teacher accrediation program.
If your parents had schizophrenia you'd have a ~38% chance to have it.

Do you plan to visit waifu threads more often?

I guess that's true too

PS4 doesn't have region lock at all, to my knowledge.

Yeah I will probably visit almost every night at around the same time

I know what it is. Its my mind segregating the feelings and just ignoring it. I used to do it at work, which is where it developed.
No, its the dongmasters dong. is said dongmaster. Get Mako to show you his gift :^)

Oh, right. Have you ever wanted to stop doing that, or are you happy the way things are?
Also, has he dong'd Mako again or are we just reliving old dongs?

>Money whale
I wish.

Working on it! You know my money is scarce. Plus, I forgot about my bike payment this month, so I'm $120 shorter than I expected.

I hope it is~

REEEEEEEE

Fucking Dongening. So done.

I'm not lovely, but I'll notice you

Glorious.

My money is scarcer than yours, but we'll find a way! If I DON'T end up falling into the hole I'm expecting to I might be able to use the money I was planning to use to deal with that. Maybe.
Also, I'm pretty sure we went over that yesterday when you screwed yourself. Can't take it back now.

I'll look it up then. And I'll buy the PS4 cards then to buy it

I'll look forward to see you then. What's one of your bad habits?

I was kidding ya dingus

Claimed.
>Chara
Very obvious, I need new jokes, not really though...

I've been here since March. Didn't you start claiming around April or May?

Worst so far is when we were spammed every night by some scumbag, it was annoying yet we still made threads. They gave up though, so it was wasted effort. Maybe there was another worse one, but can't think of it now.
>Shiro
Sounds like a decent day for you, hope it goes well and you have fun.
Tell me how it goes when you get it going with it. Maybe I can help, for whatever it's worth.
Will do, in a few.
I had a good rest the last night finally, so hopefully it'll go the same today.
Yes, unfortunate to see how it is. I still believe in you Fuhrer.
It's alright, I kinda do hear it here and there.
>headed
I don't know if that was intentional but it made me chuckle.
Maybe you will come up with something good soon enough.

I always make my sleep schedule so I sleep in the day time and I am awake during the night

Lovely! You missed my quote last thread.
My week has been fine. Nothing of interest. No New Year's plans. Maybe go to my uncle's house.
I plan on getting more things of her. The more, the better. Ultimate goal is the coveted dakimakura, but sadly I would need that commissioned, which is expensive, as you may know. And I'd wait until I move out to get one, don't really need my parents knowing about this.
You're pretty lovely. But not my lovely.
How're you Alice-u?
The doctor's appointment is never fun, but the other things I listed are both nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yc2Z03V22to

>Need new jokes
Nope, not gonna happen. You need to bite through that one.

I don't keep track on when I start posting where. I'm really not sure.

Well, you weren't there but we had literal shitposting. 150+ pics of feeces.
And this guy had a Sup Forums pass.

So, kinda like me. I stay up till 2-3 am lately and wake up at 10-11 am

Are you enjoying waifu so far?
Is there one user you're already looking forward when he/she comes online?

I am enjoying it.
So far I have not talked to very many people but I do enjoy talking to you

Yeah, you should hopefully be able to pick it up in the sales as well at this time of year.

Will do! I can't really talk about it much right now, but apparently it has potential so I'm kind of hoping it works out.

I can try and help you with the little bit I have if you need it. It's not a lot though.
I will forever kick myself for that.

It would be good to actually feel the extremes but Im happy with things as they are now. And the gift was a past gift.
Hey, I am not the one who dongs.
Pretty much the same here. Sure, Im moving out of home in about 5 months, but its in with friends. Who are relatively normies who are much messier than I am. Dakis are a bad idea and Id need to get a whole bunch of non-waifu related figures as well.
youtu.be/r7C3OHQa0VU
I remember Chara was the first one to talk to me in thread. All the genocide talk.

Ho-kago Tea Time claimed

We'll make it work somehow, is all i'm saying.
And I thought you were the one who said it wasn't wise!

Yeah, I kind of understand. It's whatever makes you happy really.
That's almost a shame, I kind of wanted to see Mako's reaction to a fresh dong.

I'm glad you do.
Thank you. What about Makoto? I thought you two exchanged contact information?

Nice. I'll get it at new years then, depending on how much it costs

Well, I also had someone who talked to me first. If no one would've talked to me, I would have left again and not cared about it. I would've missed so many nice and interesting people.
Also I'm going to gas Australia. I don't need your poisonous and deadly animals
Your people are just collateral damage :^)

I did, what was it? And hey, sounds like a good, quiet time. I've got nothing going on, might go over to a friend's house and kick it.

You're now talking to one more
Also don't listen to Makoto, he lies

That's really good to hear. I hope you sleep well again tonight. I'm sure you need it.

Which gift? Because if it was a cat keyhole bra and panty set, that's mine

I donged him a day or two ago

Seems interesting
It was not me, must have been a different Koume

Alright i gotta go to work now. Goodbye everybody~.

It was just me saying 'Lovely.', like usual. Oh well, it's not very important.
I'm not too sure about having a quiet time. Leaves me to my thoughts.
See ya.

It's a fun game. Honestly I wasn't into rhythm games for the longest time because I was pretty bad at them, and then I stubbornly got good at LLSIF and it all kind of went downhill from there.

I heard.

That's why I said decent. doctor's a waste of time.
What are you going to do at your cousin's house?
Jaja, I see what you did there.
I get new ones sooner or later.

Oh, but I know you've been here for a long time here too.

Oh, I think I missed that, when was that? That's gross as well. Who saves that on their computer?
Thanks, and I understand, just whenever you feel like it. I'll be here.
Thank you, hope you have a great day.

youtube.com/watch?v=g2VxgO9b0Ns

Oh, I see
With which other anons did you talk so far?
What would you change about your life?

Oh yeah, I remember that too.
I first played Elite Beat Agents on the DS because I had a illegal version of it (I bought it legally later) and... holy fuck, no one told me it could be this much fun.
Then I played Osu, stubbornly only one stage because I liked that song (Matryoshka Gumi Miku version) and then it went downhill for me too...
So far that I could play it in highschool class and people who knew I was a weeb would just watch in awe

Well, I can take a shot on making new jokes too.

Yeah, basically

Yeah, you missed that. It's been some months ago I think.

>Who saves that on their computer?
Shitposters? I don't know.
The worst part was, all the pictures were individually named, so you knew what kind of shit it was

Is anybody else /nolstagiaboner/ here?

Thats the one.
I would guess it would be something pretty cute.
And its not about happy, its more about stability. I need to maintain what I have and improve when I can, and if I go back to how I was before I developed it, Id be a nervous wreck.
Im not really the welcoming type though, or Id do it more often.
>gas the island
Silly genocidal Austrian, dont you know that we would just try and find a way to get that in a goon sack?
It was fairly cringey, looking back. But now ateast I have a group I can chat to.

Anyone /sevenpersonas/ here?

カラミチーマス

I talked to Makoto and Mukuro
I would change where I live, I hate my grandmother
I should be getting to sleep so goodnight~

I hope she can help though. I'm pretty stubborn about seeing doctors, but I hope the therapist can actually help.
I'm not too sure. Probably just play vidya and eat junk food.
I get a bad case of the /nostalgiasad/.

Its 2am but I want to play some more on my Pokemon Yellow. What do you think?
>I actually cant decide between that, Fire Red or Moon

pooft

I played Osu with one of my exes a long long time ago I believe. It was fun, but I was bad at it. Me being decent at rhythm games is super recent, but I can play half of the stuff on LLSIF on expert now so I'm happy.

Stability is important as long as you can move forward from it. No point in staying stable if stable is all you can be, but if it's still better than the alternatives...

How was your rain?

Its 2am and I'm supposed to be playing Pokemon yellow but this one player keeps kicking my ass
Sun and Moon are the worst
I got a case of /homosexualboner/ towards you're waifu

They're both the same game. Maybe different color palettes here and there and different things to catch, but literally the same game

I thought so, but oh well, I'm the welcoming type.
God damn

Goodnight Koume. See you later

I played osu on Lunatic difficulty at some point, but I haven't played it in a long time, so I'm out of touch... a lot out of touch.

Yeah, that was me

Thanks my man, I'll do that

Well I hope you have a good one despite it. Do you follow the NYC ball drop? I actually don't know how it works outside of the east coast.

>I got a case of /homosexualboner/ towards you're waifu
What did he mean by this?
I do follow it sometimes. I'm not too sure how it works either. All I know is that it do.

i have awoken

It is always good to be stable. But stagnation and relapses are worse. I do try to find new ways to do things, new things to go out for. Like going back out with friends to a pub every Wednesday night.
Yes but I dont really feel like Fire Emblem right now.
Goon sacks are Australias gift to the world. As well as numerous other scientific and medical breakthroughs. Our CSIRO does great work.
I know it was. And it was a source of much wew at the time when he posted the pic of it. That I forgot to save.
Asuza is a shitposter.
Wake up harder. If you're tired when you wake up you didnt wake up hard enough.

I think you won't fail me on new jokes. I'll be here when you're ready to tell me new ones.

Oh well, at least I didn't see that crap.

>Shitposters? I don't know.
They're literal shitposters....
> individually named, so you knew what kind of shit it was
........... I have no words for that....

Thanks for the company, I need to sleep now. See you later.
If it's something for you, I hope so too.
Sounds nice to do over at your cousin's.

See ya later, take good care. I'm going to head to sleep.
It's no problem.
Good night.

>Which gift? Because if it was a cat keyhole bra and panty set, that's mine
I only just saw this and I totally approve

Jesus, I still don't think I could play Osu on that. It'd just kill me.

Going out with friends is always good if you get to do it regular. I should really do it more.

I hope everyone else has a good day/afternoon/night/morning.

Good to see the thread again, goodnight.

i'm always tired tho

Fine. I'll start with the Muslims then

Eh, don't have too high expectations

Yeah, be happy about it.

Don't worry, most of us couldn't decide it we should be impressed or disgusted

Well, I couldn't play ALL lunatic difficulties, but some. I remember playing that one with a full combo
youtube.com/watch?v=KB4R7vqRGyg
It was one of my favourite songs

Although my tablet couldn't run it anymore... sooo...

You take care too. Sleep nicely.

Ah, right. If you could play everything on lunatic I'd be a little worried for you I think.
You were running it on a tablet?

I do already get out with a few of them every second Friday for a regular Pathfinder campaign. Its always a good night and we always spend way too much time shopping.
>we spent 5 hours shopping for suits one time
Thats a problem. Any problems with low iron or anemia?
Thats a good start. Focus on Pakistan, I hear they're the more shitcunty ones. And a pair are probably the closest Ive come to hating someone again.
Sleep well.

No, I was running it on a laptop. Had about 210 fps so it was okay. But this tablet? Can't even run it on 120 fps so I can't play it

Will do!
Also why the closes one you've come to hate someone again?

You play pathfinder? I haven't played that in far too long, I miss it.

Why do you need 120fps?

none that i know of, i think i'm just not intended to sleep like a normal human

Guys if u get a call from a red # dont pick it up nigga or u ded
if u pick it up a high (420 blayze it ecksdee) frequency will come out and give ur brain hemmeroids and u will dye oops lol

I need 210 fps. It's a lot smoother and feels better. No idea why, I tried it with 120 fps but couldn't play it as good anymore.

Thank you! If my Volk believes in me, I can hold my head high and achieve anything.
>intentional
It was, and I'm not even ashamed.
I'm trying to wrap my head around why people keep referring to this particular scene, but I guess it's because the scene itself was so tragic, but great and came so sudden that it blew many people's minds and left a lasting impression, so I guess it's only natural that you'd think of it first then you see Mami.

Drive home was average today. Picked up some sik chicken tendies though.

Huh, that's really odd. Especially since a lot of that depends on the refresh rate of your monitor.

I'm jealous.

This pair are around 21. They had never worked in a kitchen, never actually scrubbed anything, never driven a car. Within a year, one is the sous chef of a place that I worked at and they own a house, a car, they both have licenses and they both have full cook qualifications. We had to teach thwm how to scrub a pot because they literally didnt know how. They marched into the place one day and proudly said they were suddenly chefs. With barely 6 months of dishwashing experience. Fully qualified cooks. They both have full licenses despite never driving before. They basically cut my hours because they whined that I never did their sections work, when it was my job to do breakfast.
Im in about 5 Pathfinder campaigns and 1 DnD 5th edition. Its difficult to get everyone together for it all.
Get that shit checked. Itsca common problem that is easily overlooked. Easily fixed too.
Wish I could just eat something right now.
Guitar Hero is my thing. I miss it but I need to set up my 360 to play it.

conglaturations for not getting in another accident

ugh, but that means going to a doctor, and having my blood drawn, and then taking pills

No idea really, maybe the laptop just had a better refresh rate

That's... amazing (in a bad way)... how did they manage to get all that without proper qualifications?

I never played Guitar Hero. Maybe I should get it once, but eh... I think I have enough rhythm games on my phone

youtube.com/watch?v=UTcICO3gCMw

What game is this? It's pretty catch and sounds old school as hell.

You're welcome Fuhrer.

It was a good joke.
Maybe that's why it's keeps getting used for that sole reason.

I need to sleep now Fuhrer, take good care.

>Mami

Of the drive? Or the tendies?

Rip Rory, forever forced to live off of Vegemite.

Oi you cheeki cunt, only one of them was my fault!

>5th edition
Why do that to yourself.

Maybe. It might just be because you're using different things. Kind of throws you off a little, I think.

The tendies. I wouldn't be jealous of the drive, I'd be upset that I couldn't join.

Makoto-user is objectively bad at driving

It's a game called Forsaken 64, a very underappreciated and fun game.

I need to rest now, later.

>Mami

Could be too, but I still play with mouse and keyboard.

>Its a hybrid tablet

They're just fast food tendies. Nothing that great about em.

Rood.

I assumed it was underappreciated given I never heard about it before and the soundtrack was that good.
Nini.

Yeah, but it's not just the mouse and keyboard. Different size of screen, different refresh rate, all kinds of things can throw you off.

Even fast food tendies are better than none!

that's still 200% more accidents than i've been in

Probably exactly that. Well, Just gonna save for a new PC then.

>one that was my fault
>getting into accidents
>not riding a dolphin/giant flying bottle of fiji water
Pleb

>roasties talking about tendies
REEEEEEEEEEEE QUIT MESSING WITH OUR NEET MEMES

too lewd

This is true.

Meh, just means I'm goin hard.

>Not enjoying the smell of oil at gas while screaming down the highway at double the limit
Git gud.

Like it's this really odd thing where if you're using even slightly different tech it can cause an adjustment period.

Please share tendies

>double the limit
Thats your problem
You're driving like a flaming autist.
>not being a Greek bust while listening to the sound of MacIntosh 420 while riding a dolphin made out of fiji water while sipping Arizona Green Tea and having a raging nolstagia boner

...

i can't, there's ice on the roads in random spots

sounds like you just drive like an asshat

Post the vaporwave pic of Rei holding a N64 controller

>MacIntosh 420
>not sad boys