Walk into kitchen

>Walk into kitchen
>See this
Wat do?

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Smash the door on her head

Contact the local police and check if anybody has escaped from the local mad house.

why did she record this?
what was the goal

>Make sure she hasn't fucked anything up in the fridge.
>Are my activated almonds okay? Good.
>Shut the fridge door.

RKO dat hoe

start crying start to scream begin wailing pass out

beat her ass because she ain't making a sammich

Smack her in the face and tell her to pick something and then close the fucking fridge, electricity doesn't grow on trees.

whats this chicks name again?

Sis kabob

get a coke then go back to my room and browse Sup Forums.org/b starth a thread: "i almost lost my virginity"

All the electricity going to waste here is disgusting. Make her go get a job to pay for the electric bill.

>you have to eat all the eggs

this

your sister is Megan?

there's no point trying to analyze the thought process of a modern young adult female.

it simply doesn't exist

Close fridge door, spank her for wasting electricity

Megan Turi

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tell her she looks stupid

where is the recent stuff?

Tell her to get her weird ass out of the freezer before she flatulates on the goddamn salmon steaks.

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Kick her ass then take her money to pay electric bill.

wow... thats a damn shame... lost all of her charm

Tell her to shut that door, she ain't paying the fucking bills

shes tried to look older than she is and thus destroyed any attractiveness she had.
She just looks like a silver spoon bitch now

back of the head punch, the electric bill too damn high

>stuff her the freezer
>zip tie the door shut
>move to hallifax
>Drink molson
>>cheers mate

Say to her GTFO my home,if she not want,i rape her and cut her body and put evrything in the fridge.

anymore? current insta? snap?

Refrigerator Bitch.

So you're a pedophile.

you do realise you are browsing Sup Forums yes?

ey bitch don't touch my food!!

so next girl cannibalize her, not bad user!

BITCH DON'T TOUCH MUH CHICKEN

>walk into hotel room, see this
>I must have gotten the wrong key card m'lady (sly smile)
>She smiles back
>"please help me up gentlemananon, for I have but one leg"
>I know what shes really asking for.
>"You're boyfriend is not good for leaving a lady in a state of need" I say as I help myself to one of his ice cold Coors Light beers in the minifridge.

>dis gonna get good now.
>I slide onto the bed and start rubbing her shoulders.
>She screams.
>"shh darling I'm here to make you a woman tonight"
>Slide bikini bottoms off of her leg, "spongebob needs these back" I chuckle and toss them at the tv
>I kiss her back, down to her crevice. I slowly and gently lick her vulva to stimulate and lubricate her.

>I make rough but loving love to her and do my cum deep insider her.
>She deflates in an extasy of satisfied passion and smile.
>"All in a days work maam. Just ring northside triple 7 when you need me to make you whole"

Cut to 5 minutes later. I've cleaned myself and dressed.
>Leave hotel room by door I came in by.
>Her boyfriend is just returning to room with flowers in hand.
>I yank them out of his hand "she doesnt need these anymore" "I have another lady to see to"
>WTF WHO ARE YOU?!? he sounds so scared.
>pssh nothing personnel kid
>I take his flowers and slowly saunter away with a grin.

>I hear the scream from behind me "GOOD GOD ITS A BLOOD BATH NOOOOOOOO

psh. It wasnt personnel kid

jesus

>2016, using activated almonds

Hell yeah brother

that's a sexy croc. Butterflyes are the bows of nature, and I am too alone.

Go to my other fridge

Laugh, then grab whatever I needed, and leave.

...

kek

was just gonna say this

retrieve an ice cold r.c. cola, the deli sliced turkey and the pepper jack cheese from the fridge. make a sandwich and go back to my room to eat it while enjoying the refreshing flavor of my r.c. cola.

Love it

What? Nobody takes a seat and starts jacking off ?

Get the fuck out of my house

We're not on Sup Forums anymore user

Oh sorry, my bad