I'm dying. Some dude who was being creepy to my friend on Kik thinks that I'm his dad. I set my profile picture to his dad's Facebook photo. Piss easy to find.
What should I do? He just spilled out all this information to me. I'm thinking to "accidentally" send him an old man dick pic somewhere along the line - and be like "sorry son, I don't know how this works, don't look at that".
Here's the rest.
My reply. He's typing.
Send him old lady tit pics instead.
One sec. I'm gonna find out what the felonies are first.
FUCKING LOL, HE'S A BURGLAR
Tell him you have $1000 waiting for him
Tip top kek
So he isn't surprised his father doesn't know his criminal record yet he casually tells you about it?
I smell fake.
Honestly, my friend gave his guy her Kik when she met him in a hotel. Turned out to be weird. He seems pretty retarded.
Gotta save the real impactful stuff for the end. Might accidentally send a POV blowjob shot so he thinks his dad is cheating on his mom.
Done.
Long time waiting.
any responds?
Waiting now.
I need convincing old guy dick pics.
What a winner.
Bumping
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Shit son.
Tell him if he lets you down you'll kick his ass
I'll preface sending it with "I took a picture of a yellowbelly snake yesterday up close" then send the dick pic and say it was an accident.
Checkd, yeah gotta be convincing
Waiting.
Try sending him a nude of a chick with a message saying "Yeah I got this hottie last night." and then be like "Oh shit sorry son, that was meant for my buddy."
Fake af.
Yeah, was gonna do something along those lines.
"Don't tell your mom" etc.
I'm lurking, this is gold OP. Keep it up
waiting
How about I come over to your place and give you the ol' lickaroo.
find out if he got a gf, then tell him she came on to you once. maybe sent you a snapchat of her tits
This nigga taking ages to respond.
But he did, and it's gold.
I'm dying so hard. My sides are gone.
go on
Oh no.
Help me lads.
Hockerman
Kek.
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME OP YA DUN GOOFED
Say it's a Federal Officer checking his progress, say the dick was still an accident. If you're an E D G E L O R D you could say some cheesy shit like "still don't tell your mother, Ill send it as a surprise later ;)".
We can still make it work.
Someone give me a phone number for him to call in the US.
lol dude you blew it, eject
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+17145613163
careful, or he'll report you to the cyber police!
Fag confirmed
I think I recovered it.
Whose number is it?
son, i'm willing to send you 100 dollars extra if you don't tell your mother
is this kid retarded
Now call him a faggot for looking at his dad's penis
Tell him he can come stay with you for free but he has to be the house bitch and do all the cleaning and dishes
Nah let's move on from that. Need to reacclimatise the kid.
Yes.
Done.
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"Could you give me some suggestions?"
LOL GOOD SHIT OP, is this a dubs thread now?
"If you don't watch lesbians only you're gay son, sorry to Tell you"
thank you op i'm dying
"What are you, fucking dead?"
Context: Amber is his sister.
Tell him you have cancer and want him to come visit you soon
she saw mine too once
it wasn't that much of an accident though
"She was only supposed to see MY dick!"
gay
Can I see your dick? That way we are even
Ask for a pic because you haven't seen him in a while
A dick pic, preferably
ask him if Amber sent any by mistake. You need them for leverage or whatever
THIS
Brilliant
inb4 he saw him a week ago
Ask him if you have told him about your alzheimer's yet
Funny shit op
>5 ▶
>Ask him if you have told him about your alzheim
this
THIS
The goal is chaos.
I already know what he looks like. Found the dude's Facebook and everything. That's how I could troll as his dad. I'll post his face next.
Dooo iiiit
Yeah, that's him.
I didn't post because some white Knight or edgy faggot might ruin it. So nice one.
This shit is golden!!!
Good lele. Keep it up.
Jesus.
Incest city.
Fair enough, it's gone now
Faggot repost his fb
Sides activated, requesting more for lift off
what the fuck is wrong with this family?
also check'd
Fuck it. Someone send this to his sister. She's Amber Zeiszler on Facebook.
any pics of Amber?
Tell him you have a little confession, and you fantasised about him, amber, and you "doing stuff"
Preparing almond activation. Lift of in T minus 10 seconds.
Do it OP
OP gets two consecutive dubs. Witnessed
Tell him to send a dick pic back or you're going to screenshot this conversation and send it to Amber
Guess his dad and him are close
THIS THIS THIS
its looking more like hes just taking the piss here
I did my research nigga
Facebook URL/amber.zeiszler
dude this thread.. im dying
this one
This is now a get thread, starring OP
She's at the aquarium Right now
Double Dubs of truth
Talk about less weird shit for a while OP, your his dad!!
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no scottsdalefags though
Good man