Who the fuck would use something like that...

Who the fuck would use something like that?! I would much rather hold it and get a bladder infection than having to pee like a dude through an artificial penis. Am I supposed to carry this shit in my purse too?

Show your Vag / Tit´s or get out

Is someone forcing that on you? No? That what's with the bitching?

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They're nice for snowmobiling trips, or for snowboarding. Much easier using one of these then taking off 10 pounds of snow gear lol

It's a commercial product; you don't have to buy it. Chill.

Yeah... sure you will champion, sure you will. =)

This

>=)
GTFO.

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lmao, these neckbeard cringy faggots, basement dewelling lifeless shitfucks.

But anonette, dudes do not pee through artificial penises, they use their natural ones!

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there was a chick here, who jut pinched her labia close, aside from a port in front and she directed her piss like that. It has a failure rate. Try that, cunt

I still wanna finger this bitch's vagina. Hmm! I have a thing for women with short hair since they remind me of guys. Plus, British accents are rad.

There are men out there who don't even look like men, though.

just think op,now YOU can pee in someone's butt....you're welcome...

Welcome to one of the problems with women in combat rolls!

Lol I bought a knockoff from Wish. Tried using it and didn't cup the bottom part down well enough and pissed all over the floor

>I must protect thy fair maiden
Eat shit who cares about some bitch

Story?

B A I T

Girl posted on Sup Forums. Someone found all her info. Got lots of nudes. An user who was local decided he was in love with her, because Sup Forumstard. Went to her house and posted it. Many people posted suggestions as to what to do, while user hid outside chanting 'tell her you love her tell her you love her' in his head until he actually saw her, got scared and went home to jerk off while crying.

A modern day shakespeare story

Sup ForumsAIT

Metalhead here. It's very useful when you're at 2-3 days long festivals. You don't have to bother with those shit-smeared toilets.

More convenient
Are you fucking stupid?
I'd rather pee anywhere easily than risk some stupid bacterial infection by my own accord