I have done something so fucking embarrassing that I want to kill myself

>I have done something so fucking embarrassing that I want to kill myself

music for this feel?

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I'll give you some music OP, tell us what you did first though

Suicide Note parts 1 and 2. Pantera. Special note: Cowards only try it.

What happen

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>meet qt girl
>thought she wouldn't like me so I faked a persona
>kept it up for a while, got her to fall for me
>freaked out over jealously and upset her
>never the same after
>couldn't feel myself around her
>she broke up with me
>have to see her three times a week in class now
>have to see her talking to other dudes
>see her walking to class sometimes and we make awkward eye contact
>I know she thinks I'm a creep
>wish i would have been myself around her because that's probably who she would have really liked

This has really taught me a lesson about accepting myself and changing my views on intimacy with women. I am thankful she did this to me. I couldn't go on with the self hatred and warped views of women.

this thread is more embarrassing

Adulting is pretending to be someone you're not for the sake of the puss.

Life lesson learned, and it seems you got it. So I'll downgrade you from Suicide Note to This Love. I guess then the special note is No More Head Trips..

The fact you realize this is the reason you're not a creepy guy, btw.

Wow. And I wanted to kill myself after I made a "so I guess he's now The Artist Formerly Known as Alive" joke loudly in class when we heard that Prince died and nobody laughed.
You've got pretty good resilience to not shoot yourself then and there, OP.

that's pretty funny actually

Yeah, but I autistically flubbed it and said something like "The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince."
I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have been laughing either way, though.

Am I on /r9k/?

That might be even way better, desu

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heh, thats not bad and I love prince.
Here you go OP
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straight outta Sup Forums
sorry, just had to

Kek, how have i not seen this. At least it should cheer op up if he's not a libtard

Thanks man

Top kek I don't even own a gun thankfully

Holy shit that was too funny

You should work up the courage to talk to her about it and apologize for acting like a weirdo. Explain your side of the story to her. It might not win her back, but you'll feel better about the situation and she'll probably think better of you.

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i can fuck your mama

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Thats gold. People just get a little sensitive about celebrities dying for some gay reason

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kek, I made the same joke at work and everyone loved it