She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

fuck her in the ass, skipping all the further pleasantries

Get people to help me push her back into the water.

Smack dat ass and ask if she has a younger thinner sister.

Face in ass.

Hug her.
Fat girls hug the best.

Hope to God she's into facesitting

Fuck myself in the ass and kill myself after

...

Or just fuck her again.

Try to run away as she rolls towards me like the boulder in Indiana Jones.

Flirt back. She's cute.

Get her to sit on my lap

say thanks and keep walking

Assess the situation.

turn 360 and walk away

LOL. Gravity?

Hotdog her (penis between ass-cheeks, like a tit-fuck).

smalltalk and fuck

>What do?
Put her sweet ass buns on my face, rub it all over me and squirm like a little puppy while having continuous hands free orgasms.

Spank her with a reasonable degree of firmness.

Ask her if she's into bondage and if she is tie her up and do to town on her. Afterwards I'd leave her tied up for about a week and from that point on give her one salad a day until she starts approaching a healthy weight.

get my harpoon gun

Stick my arm up in that and hope that it is enough

Put her in black rubber bodysuit.

MAN THE HARPOONS.

offer her a glass of wine , have one my self, flirt back

Try to escape her orbit.

Fuck her and blow my load in her pussy

you mean 180

"Sorry bitch, I don't speak nintendo"