ITT: We are all mechanics

ITT: We are all mechanics

Damn wrench is missing. Bob, get your own damn tools!

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hey, wheres that tire i just pulled off this Tahoe, here! customers waitin

>drop the 10mm into the engine bay
>don't hear it hit the floor

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Jim hand me that breaker bar would ya?

Erectin a dispenser

So how can I tell if the tire isn't working?
Also, when am I getting my break?

Hey Bob I found a bag of crack under the drivers seat

Godamn company put out a software update and I have to buy the latest computer interface adapter.

Why cant the boss man get the service contract?

God DAMNIT can someone else go up to the front and talk to that bitch at the service counter.

We're here to fix the car not fix lives, put it back.

Fuck sakes Stevie, turn off that music. Go takeke your nigger jungle shuffle somewhere else

Fuck here she comes

She wants to see the manager.

>nigger jungle shuffle

kek

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE FUCK ROB IS??

Hey Boys, there's creepin' a Spy 'round here!

Can I get some service here?!!!

My damned wipers are always out of sync with the music, it's like ruining my vibes man.

Ya gotta help a dude

In his office watching porn I think, lazy fucker

Steve can you fix the tailpipe it's... Oh for fucks sake Steve...

Mechanic: Sir, it's a miracle your Camery made it in to the shop. We're looking at some extensive engine work. I don't know how much it will cost till we get in there, but I do need your commitment to the repairs if your ever want to see your car run again.

Joe: I just brought it in for a tire rotation

Sir/Ma'am I'm afraid it's a broken kanooder valve. Fortunately we had one last one ion the back. Also topped off your tail light fluid.

that'll be 507 dollars

$50 to program the CTM for wiper synchronization

Ey boys, boss just called, said we got a rich client coming in for an engine repair and to be extra nice

Well, your engine is so far gone that I can't legally let you drive out of here. Also, would you like an alignment check with that tire rotation?

Allo my friends, my vehicle has seems to stop running when I can takes the key out? Can you fix blease?

I will pay whel

Fuck that, can you recommend me some music with a slower beat than techno rave?

Heard you guys sell muffler bearings...

Try this: youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Fuckkkk...

Dodge Journey van only needs a new battery and starter... Chaaaa Ching.

Gotta get this box off of the 89 Chevy, sorry Bob I spun every carriage nut . Should I try heat now?

Where did James run off to? This lady needs an oil change.

I want to make my car look more modern like the new LED headlights and shit, but different to all the boy racer crap

Can I get some strobes fitted?

Also, check the trunk for Mexicans

Two threads is max engagement my ass.. Fucking Ford.

James said he will change the spark plug on that 2.0TDI VW Passat

oooooo ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyeeeaahhhhh

yeah i need to order the parts
yeah its going to be expensive
yeeaaaahhhhhhh

-Sorry sir we need to buy *insert expensive shit* for the *insert shit you have never heard a car has* and the *insert expensive shit* for the *insert shit you have never heard a car has* before the *something that you cannot see but its there trust me* stops working

but I came here for you to fix the window cleaners

-yeah but we were at it we discover that something might go wrong in the following days in your car.

Yeah no thanks, if you have already done with the window cle-

-no we have not, we have to buy *insert expensive shit* for the *insert shit you have never heard a car has* first

What? no. I am taking my car now

-its your decision sir, but this car is gonna start failing by Saturday, right Phil?

--Carla's birthday is on friday!

-Oh right, your car will start failing by Wednesday.

No kidding
>went in to get my car inspected
>they noticed increased brake pad wear on the rear right tire
>suggest $1200 caliper replacements for all four wheels
>I just freed the guide bolts with a mallet and lubed that shit up
>good as new

when the guide bolts start to seize then the caliper needs to be replaced or rebuilt. you will need to keep taking the wheel off and freeing it up over and over until you get a new caliper or rebuild

they're trying to take advantage of you because they can tell you don't know very much about cars. educate yourself

It hasn't been an issue since I sanded and lubed them ~5000 miles ago. They were in a noticeably worse state before

fuck i forgot to put this bolt. god damn it !