Sup Sup Forums , recently I've been developping a hunger for kicks , like for most of us here it's masturbating...

Sup Sup Forums , recently I've been developping a hunger for kicks , like for most of us here it's masturbating . Now Ive always wanted to use some cocaine while masturbating as it sounds pretty interesting to fap on .basicly I just stole like 4 packs of C from our local dealer . any tips to use coke while masturbating?it's pretty pure shit but Idk I've never done coke before and I am a bit scared

you'll get blueballs, just find a girl to fuck while doing coke

better have some good weed or molly.

Cocain wont do much exept that you could fap so quick that you'll break your dick....

can't , I only pay for hookers , only had real sex like once with gf 2 years ago , haven't had normal sex in ages let alone while on coke

Not much to it man, do it, drink some booze with it to heighten the effects, put on some porn, go to town.

I have some weed to , but I fapped like ALOT to weed already doesn't do the trick anymore .Now I have this coke I wanna make this fap count you know

molly makes my dick dead also

Wait you stole it?
I hope your dick falls off

i have problems getting it up on coke even though i feel like im getting REALLY horny

give that coke to a local prostitute and get some real sex

yeah well , It was just in the moment you know , also I hate this guy for real .just some old issues

hope that dealer finds where you live

>do a fat line
>go to a pub
>hit on girl
>offer her coke
>fuck while being on coke

fyi coke can make you dick limp so keep hydrated

but that's the question , how much do I use so I can still get it up ?not used to this

nah , he didn't notice , had like so many customers I doubt he noticed 4 dissapeared , they also use it themselves like all day long so these guys don't even know what planet they are on most of the time

So? No wonder you guys have issues, you're a shit thief. I hope he finds you dude I hope he busts your fucking windows. There's nothing NOTHING more disgusting than a thief. I hope you do the coke and you start to feel guilty and it ruins your high. I hope you stole it for nothing. I hope you go to do a line and sneeze it all away. Fucking lowlife thief.

that does not always work , lots of times girls think its a turn off if you are doing that shit to lol

nah he won't find me , he lives about 2 hours driving from here it's cool calm down , he isn't even gonna notice it

Who cares if he doesn't notice? You are a thief. A LOWLIFE THIEF. Good job dude, goodjob taking from somone else to benefit yourself, you selfish piece of shit. Don't try to fucking justify it, you are trash. Thieving trash.

the girls that won't fuck on it are probably the same girls that won't fuck period.

get over it dude. His dealer is probably making so much money that he won't even notice.

You gotta try a few times bro,im sure youll find a nasty one that will suck you off for a line

Cook it to purify
Smoke it
Fap with something big up your ass
Cum buckets

correct + I honestly don't give a shit about the moral aspect I mean it's fucking drugs anyway , it ain't good for nobody so I better steal it and use it myself to prevent other people from using it

doesn't work like that here...not every escort is gonna take it

That's not the point.the point is, if you steal, you're a thief. You know who else steal from dealers? Niggers. Op is no better than a common nigger.

no man I'm just gonna snort it , the thing up in my ass is a maybe

I really hope you shoot blanks. Don't ever have a child.

Do small lines, saves much coke. Big lines don't do much more, and wear off just as fast

Well I have to live with myself , not you isn't it?

worth it to take another small line couple mins before ejaculating?

You're missing out.

>Sup Forums
>OP reacts reasonable to insults
WTF is this magic

you know who else deals? Niggers.
you know who else works office jobs? Niggers.
you know who else Presidents for a living? Niggers.

Niggers do a lot of stuff.

Niggers do all that but also burn down cities, riot, steal and shoot thier neighbors.
Yeah, niggers sure do allot.

true. they stole my bicycle today.

Also I stole from a sandnigger so what is better to steal from the nigger or to let the nigger sell the dope and get the money for the nigger?

you're full of bullshits cocksucker.

So did the white french during the french revolution.

What I'll give you though, is that there are serious problems within black culture regarding respect for human life.

French are just as bad as niggers

cop detected, he used the word dope.

yup party van is showing up at the house of everybody who replied here.

I'm not from england or america , so my words might not be perfect

May I ask what part of the world you're in? No need to be as specific as a country, just a region.

which other countries the dealers sell individual gram in small plastic bags?

mid europe

belgium , holland , germany,...

Have a christmas present from me....Merry christmas enjoy lol maybe leak your sister? snap leak,cf

Nigger you say you got 4 baggies. ANY bitch fucked up enough will fuck you for one at least.

Also get a hooker to make you a cocaine enema with distilled water. It hits you like a fucking train.

some other eu countries they sell it on small zip plastic bags

well I'm going to an event in bruxelles in about 2 days for new year , Ima try my luck there but for now I just want a tester hehe

Cool, well, have some fun, be careful about aggressive impulses, be aware that you're probably talking too much, dance, fuck/get fucked if you find a partner who wants to. Drink booze and water in equal measure. Get Resveratrol (aka Niagen) 500mg and trans-Pterostilbene 50mg to take the morning before you do it to protect against a hangover.

oh well I'm pretty decent looking but almost never get girls at parties...I don't think the coke will do magic..but thanks for the tips man !

what you guys do to soft the heartbeats ? when i do coke my heart seems that is going to jump from my chest

I'm serious about the Niagen and trans-Pterostilbene. You'll never experience a hangover again if you take those every morning.

You probably just kept them from collecting enough money for a terrorist plot then since you're in europe. Congrats terror fighter!

might go and look for it tommorow but idk if its availlable in my country

idiot... cocaine(and molly) won't go with wanking...
people use it to fuck because you can last forever on it(go to wikipedia and read what it does to your brain). long story short the same cells in your brain that are responsible for having an orgasm(seratornin) are "delayed" in the brain. have fun wanking your dick off...

wouldn't the orgasm be stronger?

i don't know fam.
i tried to have an orgasm on it a few times... after about 2-3 hours of bashing I just gave up... dick was sore after that... i seriously don't know how people do it. I think the best drug to consumde to have an orgasm is alcohol.

and what if I just start fapping and wait until I almost get an orgasm then take a line?

I don't know I never tried it.
I think the orgasm will vanish though... all hte seratonin's receptors will go to hell...
you know what? stop being a fucking pussy and do it. that's how you got to adventures by trying shit. fucking do it you faggot

how to slow down the heartbeats ?

yeah scared of that the most , my heart isn't what it used to be

hahahaha amazing

Just fap on come down user
It's bestest

If you get caught with coke say goodbye to your friends. My buddy got caught and can't even live with us anymore because we smoke pot. 3 years he has to be drug free.

mhm I'll try both , just need to wait couple hours more untill parents are asleep

don't do it by yourself you idiot. drugs are meant to do with other people, it makes people socialize better. it's waste of money,health and time. go to a fucking party or somethin

Just drink a bottle of tequila

I've done that on many occasions , drunk fapping is cool but coke fapping sounds even better

Cokes not really a sex drug but fuck it if your into kicks make a thin line of it about as long as your pinky finger and snort and thats all you'll need for a while you'll feel warm and talkative beware of that I've accidentally arranged a date or two high on coke, first times great seconds times alright then after that it's just always alright

for real. this guy thinks hes the centre of the universe or something.

hey guy, go kill yourself

before fapping or wehn I'm about to ejaculate?you think I can still get it up when I did my line?