GOTG2 Deesnt feature Thanos

so when this chair faggot is going to do anything worthwhile?
its been what 5 films since he said , i will do it myself

yet there is nothing

space travel takes time dude

Infinity War is such trash, why are they bothering with this Thanos storyline? I heard Rich Evans describe it in one of the Half in the Bag reviews and it sounds like the most autistic cringeworthy trash I've ever heard. Thanos is in love with Death and he'll use the gauntlet to kill half the universe, thinking Death will love him for bringing all these souls? This sounds like the most try hard villain of all time, not to mention the design of Thanos is laughable, absolutely laughable, I mean just look at OP's pic, does that look like a threatening villain to you? Like a 13 year old boy came up with this story arc.

You know they adapt stories right? not directly frame comic book stories.

Civil war at comics is huge bullshit while movie version is okay

go to bed, Scott

>muh macguffin glove
no thanks.

he's probably just going to be another throw away villain that only get's a single movie

Theyre lying

He's in Thor 3

He said "I will do it myself" in Age of Ultron

Then came out Ant-Man

Then came out Civil War

That's two films since he said that, not five.

>tfw Thanos was almost cucked by Deadpool

BIG

Wanting to fugg death by killing half the universe is far more creative than "hurr me want power/money/influence/"

Apart from the whole motivation for the registration act. The film has a bad guy use a suicide bomb which is like pretty nonsensical to be the catalyst other than to make a modern day political statement on intervention in the middle east causing suicide bombing. At least in the comic story the catalyst is an actual superhero doing something extremely irresponsible which would actually raise questions of letting superheros act freely

Nah bro he said he'll do it himself in the first Avengers movie. Since then he's done jack. Laziest intergalactic warlord ever.

Let me guess, Thanos has a gauntlet which allows him to do literally anything on a whim. He thinks it, it happens. So it makes no sense for the avengers to be able to win, they've already lost, But because this is a series for autistic manchildren, some pants on head retarded thing will happen that somehow allows them to win. Do the avengers win through some deus ex machina or through a fight with Thanos, a fight that shouldn't happen because he could wipe them from existence from just thinking it.

Spiderman will lmao the gauntlet off his arm

Right, because Scarlet Witch throwing Crossbones into a building without a second thought of the consequences isnt a superhero acting irresponsibly.
confirmed for not even watching the fucking movie.

Interdimentional time travel, aka I don't have to explain shit.

>We will not see the avengers appear now for 2 years
absolute bliss. I will cherish these two years

Can't wait for a THIRD Thor movie.

oh for fucks sake. least I can perv at big Chris

Yeah, he's gonna show up in Infinity War and wreck shit only to get cucked by Ms. Marvel. Count on it.

If Natalie Portman isn't in it, it's already a 5/10

What are Ms. Marvel's powers? Cucking evil warlords?

dominate purple cock

you mean kat dennings

Who cares, they put her in oversized sweaters in those movies anyway because they don't want to trigger their tumblr audience.

>cast kat dennings
>completely hide her two best assets
idiotic decisions at marvel

he should have the opening scene in GOTG2
just to show him stop a planet by himself, to give him the feel of being an actual credible threat.

then the rest of the movie can be based on that aftermath in some way. Because at the moment hes just a threat cause people keep saying so and thats all.

I'm actually excited for it, thor grey hulk buddy cop movie sounds like a good time

>Almost