NEW ISLAND THREAD

NEW ISLAND THREAD

THE RULES:

I give you a 10 number range.
You roll to decide what happens in the story.
You control one of the contenders or all of them, it's up to you, everyone can roll for everyone.
When rerolling, try to quote your original roll every time so it's easier for me to track the actions
Results too retarded or impossible to draw on paint will be ignored.
I change the result of your roll according to the number you get, then the map is updated and a new roll begins.

THE ROLLS

0: Total failure, nothing in your roll goes right.
1-4: Sub-par result, your roll goes a bit worse than expected
5-8: Optimal result, everything happens exactly as rolled
9: Jackpot, everything goes better than expected

THE MAP:

Left: sunny beaches, warm waters and palm trees
Top: dense forests, a lake infested with piranhas, a river
Right: mountains and an active volcano that may or may not explode
Bottom: generic hilly terrain
Middle: ancient ruins, may or may not be alien related

THE CONTENDERS:

Yellow: arabs, starting near the volcano
Blue: brits, starting near the beach
Pink: feminists, starting at the edge of the boring hilly terrain

>NEXT ROLL: 00-09

come on guys, yesterday we had some fun for a couple of threads, let's keep it up.

Sandniggers attempt to climb the volcano to take a look inside

feminists run to destroy the ruins because they are too sexist and privileged

first post is a win, good start

I've been fucking waiting for you, op
thank god

Feminists, apparently unable to destroy alien ruins, denounce them as heternormative and phalic, attempt to construct vagina-esque space craft from leg hair.

Arabs attempt a long and perilous climb towards the top of the volcano, they seem strangely attracted to the bubbling magma, possibly believing that's the path that will bring them to their 72 virgins.

bongs are still waiting near the beach. the sight of a sunny day, warm weather and tropical landscape is a bit disturbing for them

Feminists are feeling oppressed by the hills

>NEXT ROLL 10-19

Reroll

a feminist sees from the top of a hill ancient ruins off in the distance and a scouting group is created to go and check em out
bongs build giant cock statue/fountain
Arabs throw one of their own in volcano to see wat do

Sandniggers can't climb and fall in the river

The Arabs brutal plan on attacking the feminists is leaked to them. The feminists do nothing about it, thinking it's them just expressing themselves.

Again

reroll

And again

Winrar

Op is dead?

Bump

don't you fukken 404 on me

Feminists were already preparing protest signs against the oppressive landscape, when a group of them spots the alien ruins in the distance.
Horrified by such a terrible display of patriarchy and sexist architecture, they decide move their protest over there and attempt to destroy that gross symbol of male dominance.

Unfortunately they lose their way to the ruins and get lost in the woods instead, white males are blamed.

The beautiful weather is terrifying the bongs

arabs are still attempting to climb the volcano

>NEXT ROLL: 20-29

bongs build giant cock statue/cum fountain to worship and hopefully bring shitty weather
sand niggers get to the top and push a virgin in volcano to see what do

reroll

yo op what about my previous post

you gotta wait till update
ROLLAN

The feminists and bongs become friends

plus your digits did not confirm
last reroll then I'll think of something else

your previous post didn't win as it wasn't in the 10 number range that I gave you (you got a 45, you were supposed to get between 10 and 19)
If someone else won, you can try to reroll your action after the new map update

fems don't give up and go for the ruins because the oppression is too strong

brits go to the ruins too to escape the sun

sandniggers fall in the river

this
and sand niggers don't make it to top and instead fall in river

Reroll

piranhas become sentient and build mechanical legs and landsuit and begin exploring their new frontier

Whoa

Women castrate all of their men, making it impossible for them to reproduce.

Reroll

another one

no point in reroll before new update and new numbers

sandniggers see mountain goats, attempt to rape said goats.

Dude, there is already a winner
Wait for the new uodate

Apparently, imaginary white cis males couldn't stop the proud, empowered womyn in their quest for destruction of the patriarchy.
Feminists regroup and march towards the oppressive ruins, mounting a massive protest against phallic architecture and declaring the area as their safe space.
The ruins are now under control of the feminists.

Meanwhile, the sight of a clear sky is too much for the Brits to endure, so they run for the ruins in an attempt to seek some shade and hope for a storm. Unfortunately, they arrived late and the ruins are occupied by the feminists. Bongs surround the area and wait to decide how to proceed.
Mass triggering engulfs the feminist safe space because of the english menace.

Arabs can only take a quick distant glimpse of the horrifying view of independent women seizing control of the ruin area, then they all fall in the river.
The strong current is pushing them dangerously close to the piranha-infested lake, they need to act quick to save themselves!

>NEXT ROLL 40-49

Quick-thinking (as if they think) sandnigger calls on Nice Truck of Tolerance and Peace to block the river

winrar

damn

bongs flank fems with dildoswords and chase the fems away after some casualties on both sides
piranhas become sentient and build mechanical suits, half of piranhas go on land after eating some of the arabs washed into the lake

another winrar?

Feminists start to try and destroy the ruins. During their triggered struggle a support beam falls over and crushes half of the feminists. The surviving half screams about life oppressing them. The bongs start to plan an assault on the ruins now that there are less feminists to defend them. The sand niggers sacrifice one of their own in an attempt to use the corpse as a raft and a final meal. Luckily part of the corpse snags on a submerged branch giving the sand niggers a chance at surviving.

nah, that's mine but someone got before me

only one winrar per turn

bump

Newfag here, does OP do all the updates, or is the winrar supposed to write up their piece?

op

Op Does

In a desperate attempt at escaping a gory death, the Arabs invoke the Nice Truck of Tolerance and Peace and send it for another Berlin Market Display of Multiculturalism at the end of the river, thus blocking their path and saving their life.

It seems like the polish driver didn't really understand the instructions and crashes on the wrong side of the river instead.

Arabs are still drifting towards the lake, it won't take long before reaching the infested waters.

Bongs are still trying to come up with a plan

Feminists blame fat shaming for the truck accident, german flags are posted all over tumblr

>NEXT ROLL 50-59
(I'm taking a little break, I won't be reading stuff being posted for the next ten mins, keep it bumped if someone gets a quick win right after this post, sorry for the inconvenience, I'll be back as always)

bongs help rapefugee sandniggers out of river and team up against the fems, welding dildoswords
piranhas become sentient and build mechanical suits and move onto land

People give basic plot, OP writes the final piece according to number rolled

reroll

fuck yea, finally got one

Fuck we are quick tonight

Bump

bump

Brits can't resist the opportunity to be multicultural and decide to take a break from their siege to help the Arabs in distress.
The two factions group together against the common feminist enemy and march back to the alien ruins

Meanwhile, piranhas somehow become sentient and develop advanced amphibious tech that allows them to walk on land.
Effectively, a new faction joined the game.

Feminists can't decide if they should be happy for the act of multiculturalism and acceptance that just happened near the river or if they should get mass seizures for the oppression that will inevitably result. Protests are held for LGBT rights

The lake is now a safe place

>NEXT ROLL 60-69

(sotty, couldn't draw dildo swords)

Bumperino, Also whatever the guy above me said. ^

*meant to say sorry, not sotty

arabs Allah Akbar the bongs

brits and sandniggers invade and an epic battle ensues

Reroll

Again

it's OK about the dildo swords, still love ya

to piss off the fems, Arabs and bongs start building new megalithic dick cannon towers around the fem occupied ruins

pirahnas, excited about their new frontier, head towards the volcano to get a better view of the island

The Land Pirhannas have a giant orgy to increase their numbers, while the Arabs and Bongs attack the Alien Ruins in the name of the Moon God and their long dead Queen.

Rereroll

reroll

This

Come on, reroll

Gimme the get

Arabs and bongs start building new megalithic dickshaped high pressure water spraying towers around the fem occupied ruins
pirahnas have masssive orgy on the way to top of volcano

SATAN TRIPS ALWAYS WIN

/thread

Land Pirhannas empire when?

bump

Bump

The newly formed alliance begins a monumental project for the construction of a powerful array of water-based weapons to disband the feminist protests for good.
The weapons are still not completed, but you can already tell they will all be phallic-shaped to add the psychological warfare bonus against the oppressed defenders.

Feminists start having strokes, a protest is held in the name of Caitlyn Jenner, #freebleeding is now trending on Twitter

Piranhas, on their way to the top of the volcano, decide it's time for some serious, land-based fun and a massive orgy ensues. Because of this, the amphibious Piranhas grow in number.


>NEXT ROLL 70-79

REROLL

TOP KEK

The arabs and brits finish their buildings and begin showering the feminists with white liquid, mass triggering occurs

Piranhas reach the crater of the volcano and begin to dance in a tribal fashion around it before falling in and becoming fire piranhas

roll

The Arabs suicide bomb the Feminists for the Moon God and the Bongs fix bayonets and charge.

Meanwhile, the Land Pirhannas begin to worship the volcano, and have an orgy in its name.

Reroll!

Piranhas utilize the power of the flame, they're now Omega Fish.
Phallic Sprayers finish construction, bongs+niggers+oppressive male spray is too much for feminists, they all have panic attacks and die.
Ruins evolve in happiness.

reroll

Reroll

last roll

Rollerino

AGAIN

in protest the fems start shouting '#not my phallic megalithic structures!"

brits and Arabs finish building dicks
piranhas make it to the top of volcano and observe their beautiful island for the first time

Roll pls

i allow this

Feminist begin to have in fighting over who is the most oppressed in the group.

Bong and sand niggers keep building.

Piranha begin investing points in technology and advance to the bronze age.

R o l l

Reroll

Reroll

reroll
plus fems construct some kind of giant vagina shaped tarp device to engulf and cover the dock towers

lol i lied, last roll before this bong goes to bed

Winrar