Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

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What do you do with your extra time?

> how old are you?
> face pic
> have you ever tried to fuck a girl
> how many friends do you have IRL
> what's your income
> where do you live (parents, apartment, your own house?)
> have you ever hugged a non-relative female?
> have women every approached you?

I'm 11 years younger than you, but also a kissless virgin. I am honored to be in the presence of a level 33 wizard.

kek

when are you going to end your life

how did this happen to you

do you regret not doing stupid things?

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Cast a spell

I have a steak that is 2 days over it's yes by date, is it still safe to eat? I'll probably do it medium rare...

Sleep.

>> how old are you?

33

>> face pic

No.

>> have you ever tried to fuck a girl

How do you define try.

>> how many friends do you have IRL

0

>> what's your income

15k.

>> where do you live (parents, apartment, your own house?)

Apartment.

>> have you ever hugged a non-relative female?

Yes. Not in a romantic context though.

>> have women every approached you?

No.

no sex will come close to being as fulfilling as 33 years of purity

No idea.

I did lots of stupid things.

Should be fine.

I'm a 31 year old virgin.

Why didn't you kill yourself two years ago?

Describe your face then.

Tell the story of the girl you hugged.

What job do you have?

How do you have your own apartment with only 15k?

Have you ever spoken to a girl with romantic intent, asked one out, etc?

Have you ever been on WizChan?

Also this:

>overweight?
>ugly?
>no social skills?
>stupid? smart?

Are your parents still alive? Do they consider you a massive failure?

How fat are you? How much time do you spend playing vidya games? Do you like mlp?

>Describe your face then.

Someone once said I look like Edward Snowden

>Tell the story of the girl you hugged.

Is/was normal as a greeting.

>What job do you have?

Clerk in a supermarket.

>How do you have your own apartment with only 15k?

Rented place in a lower class neighbourhood.

>Have you ever spoken to a girl with romantic intent, asked one out, etc?

Yes. Many times.

>>overweight?

No.

>>ugly?

average looking

>>no social skills?

no.

>>stupid? smart?

I was always very good in school but I am actually quite stupid. People used to overestimate me. all my life

Do something that takes balls to do, like a skydive. If you can do that you can do anthing. Including talking to a girl.

Just be confident, cheeky and cocky, but dont cross the line

>Are your parents still alive? Do they consider you a massive failure?

Yes and probably.

>How fat are you? How much time do you spend playing vidya games? Do you like mlp?

I'm quite athletic. And I don't play video games that often. And I never watched mlp.

>Do something that takes balls to do, like a skydive.

Did that for my 20th birthday. A tandem jump doesn't take balls, you are essentially pushed out.

>Is/was normal as a greeting.

Yes but who was she? A friend? Your sister's friend? How old was she? tell me more.

Do any of your coworkers know you are a virgin?

What was your most humiliating rejection? Or date, if you got one.

Why do you think you are a virgin?

> People used to overestimate me. all my life

I know that feel, bro.

> just be yourself

I know this isn't /r9k/ but you're still an annoying fuck.

>Yes but who was she? A friend? Your sister's friend? How old was she? tell me more.

Did this to nearly all my female friends and acquaintances. Normal gesture of greeting between different genders.

>What was your most humiliating rejection? Or date, if you got one.

There was never any humiliating rejection; most girls luckily aren't assholes and were very civil. Never had a date.

>Why do you think you are a virgin?

Because I have the charisma of a stone

bump

how many female friends have you had?

what happened to friends you had?

why dont you have them anymore?

i didnt say be yourself. if "yourself" isnt confident and cheeky then just put on an act.

a solo one im talking about. or a bungee jump. something where you have to man the fuck up and just do it.

>how many female friends have you had?

Maybe a dozen when I was in university.

>what happened to friends you had?
>why dont you have them anymore?

Moved away and contact broke apart

It's similar shit. OP is 33 and virgin. That's unlikely to change for him at this point. It's like telling a cancer victim he'll live if he just believes in himself.

Did you ever try to take it farther with any of your female friends? Tell some stories.

bump, is OP kill?

>Did you ever try to take it farther with any of your female friends? Tell some stories.

There were some friends to whom I became attracted. After some months, I found the guts to tell them, they rejected me, I was disappointed and broke up contact. So the archetypical friend zone story.

Don't worry user - nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all.

Rape or prostitute

Yeah. Heard this before.

Have you tried rape? I recommend you do a Google search for chikan. You could try that.I mean you are already a faggot, prison is not that horrible.

Did you ever try stuff like the teaching of a Guy call mystery?

> level 33 wizard.

This

Is that the guy who looks like a tranny?

what does dick taste like?

>the teaching of a Guy call mystery?

What the fuck is this?

Yes but he fucked lot of girls
A Friend of mine use his stuff
He was a beta back then
Now fucking

You are 33
If you have to dress like a tranny just do it.
You have to do something

Like dick?

A guy who use to be a top tier beta fag and went tout become a pick up artist.

Op Can learn how girls think

That's if he wants to.

OP I have another question: what wizard spells have you learned to cast so far?

>what wizard spells have you learned to cast so far?

I can shoot white goo from my wand.