I'm a pretend psychologist

I'm a pretend psychologist.

Tell me about your stupid fucking problems and I'll try to help you stupid motherfuckers.

Time is money and money doesn't have enough time so hurry the fuck up.

I said hurry the fuck up

i found out recently that i am adopted, and that my dad is secretly gay with a nazi koala, what do?

Well every day there is a cockgobbeling faggot posting on a imageboard called Sup Forums and this day he preted to be a psychologist

I've got this throbbing pain in the center of my chest and there seems to be a lot of blood on my shirt.

I bet he has a really big dick.

Fuck your dad so you're both gay. Move to Alabama where the family tree consists of incest and hanging niggers. Welcome to to the south.

SEND ME YOUR PROBLEMS

Seriously. I can't really feel my legs any more and its geting hardfer tooo tuype

ann y adviocee fir me b4 i pasout?

Film yourself already

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My crush sat me down yesterday and told me why a relationship between us wouldn't work out. She keeps telling me that she needs me in her life and it was bad timing for this. I'm trying to remain aloof and keep my distance. Last night and this morning she sends me several lude snapchats of her in a tight tank top with her big tits hanging out.

What do? Why she gotta be such a tease?

How can I stop being scared of leaving the house?
I've been diagnosed with agoraphobia and OCD.
The OCD I started having one year after agoraphobia.
This is my hand.
Almost every 20 minutes I wash my hands because I feel them dirty.

I sometimes browse 9gag

I am afraid of morons, bibles and odd brown people who shout 'allah akbhar'...

I'm going on vacation to the 3rd world usa later this year.

Help me, Obi Wan, you are our only hope...

Eat more roughage in your next life, user.

an hero

an hero

OP here, go ahead its pretty good tbh

Scott?

how did you know?..

Me gusta

When I think about you, my crotch tingles.

I'm a very talented person. Have acted, been a published writer, approached to do voice over work. But I constantly cancel gigs. Because of my weight. I know I carry a lot of shame and guilt from my childhood but why can't I just stop being fat? I hate myself because I'm fat. And I'm fat because I hate myself. How do I make the cycle stop?

OP here: an hero

I know how to stop being fat. BURN MORE CALORIES THAN YOU TAKE IN. Thank me later.

how do i become such a educated and professional psychologist like you?

and my main problem is i cant see my forehead

OP here: an hero.

I'm so fucking awesome, its a problem.

OP here: an hero.