My family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?

my family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?
*eyebrow wiggle*

what was his fucking problem?

he was addicted to nitrous at age 12 you'd be an asshole too

he was Alone At Home

*Sax music starts blaring*

>"I'm in... New York?"
>gets raped, stabbed, left in a cardboard box by a dumpster.

credit card?

>Cheeks, Boney Bob.... CLIFF!
what did he mean by this?

this is peter mcallister...the faaaather

JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL ROCK

Home Alone 2 > Home Alone

fight me

you're absolutely right though

If Kevin actually got killed in Central Park, Peter and Kate would have looked like the shittiest parents in the country.
Losing their son on a different flight again then getting shot in face in NYC.

Honestly I agree.

aint much better in here kid

I actually find Home Alone 3 to be the comfiest.

Their fault for always leaving late

What the fuck is your problem?

Why were they allowed to even see their kids again, let alone continue to raise them?

Were those ugly prostitutes asking Kevin if he wanted to fuck them? I always found that a bit weird.

That night Kevin tried meth for the first time, which would come back to haunt Macaulay throughout his later life.

What do kids watch these days besides BLACKED.COM compilations?