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anything from the trolley?

What's your favourite T Rex song, lads?

Ride a White Swan for me.

fuck the taigs desu

*takes the mick*

business idea: progressive pricing structure which means things for me are free

>why are so many british cities ok in the city centre, shit if you get a little bit out the city centre then ok again is you go a bit past that

City centre = historic part, Victorian/Georgian, wealthy
bit out of the centre = post-war architecture, utter dogshit cancer
past that = countryside, historic/tory.

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mara

Pls respond civil service m8


They've been coming out for like half a month now, log in and check if you've been to FSAC.

gween?

piss off arige *caves in ur skull*

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

Fucking benders

Why can't you literal children enjoy beer?

Cider is a woman's drink here

Top 5. Cities in the UK:
1. Leeds
2. Sheffield
3. Wakefield
4. Huddersfield
5. Hull

>I'll be 23 but I have no idea what them grades mean, I need to do some research.
HEO is what you'll go in as, SEO and Grade 7 are the next grades up.

>Can't you just apply internally and you don't even need a degree?
Could apply but Id never get through.

>Is it really that hard to progress without it? Been reading online and people make out as if it's the only way to ever get promoted.
It's more difficult, especially since the generic "civil servant" requires project management skills at higher levels, which non-Fast streamers aren't trained for. When I'm 50 I might be where you'll be when you're 27.

It's nigh impossible to get into the SCS without fast stream, private sector expertise or nepotism.

>95% white in the centre

heard that Trump has his steak well-done with ketchup

shan't be voting for him ever again

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How much do you get paid in the civil service

The Louie poster is a gay racist lmao fuck off you literal meme

oh really? I'm unironically asking for a neet mate but he's uncontactable atm, but he'd not heard by 3 days ago
Im gonna give it a go assuming I graduate though so well done g

32k, I struggle to pay rent and bills

why are poorfags even allowed to live

especially lower class, uneducated dumb council estate cunts?

there is nothing noble in being poor lol

Bet he sharts himself regularly

tee :3

think this myself often enough

based

Thanks lad. That seems a tad ridiculous though does it not? That must just completely kill any motivation for people genuinely interested in it.

I don't know why you don't take a shot, I've been applying for receptionist and admin jobs and been rejected yet made it through this, so anybody can. It has been obscenely hard though.

I genuinely feel there's a massive catch that they're gonna let me advance so fast compared to somebody like you.

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5 yrs ago today Trayvon Martin was murdered by a racist vigilante in Sanford, FL

Rest in Power

>lower class
no such thing
>uneducated dumb council estate cunts
council states don't exist anymore

do you think people intentionally keep themselves poor?

Are you a woman?

On 50k zone 2 struggling to keep the lights on

youtube.com/watch?v=BqoZR_V2-cs

How can white women even compete

top 5 american cities:

>dallas
>buffalo
>wichita
>toronto
>florida

Ah fair enough, they released the first set of pass marks, then the second about a week ago and I think the final revision is sometime next month so he might wanna look then too.

Fast stream starts on 28k and after 4 years pays between 45-55k

>he has a job
>he thinks hes wealthy

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why did the british wear red coats? you could be seen from miles away like that

but zimmerman was found innocent in a court of law

Official Top Five British Cities List:
1. Wigan
2. Burnley
3. Blackburn
4. Nelson
3. Gloucester
5. Lumbutts & Mankinholes

Of course they do

They all buy massive tellies and refuse to get an education

this

>fake tits
>fake arse
>tranny face

CAN'T FLIM FLAM

No I'm not, just a normal everyday lad.

top 5 american cities (Real)

1. salt lake city
2. denver
3. seattle
4. toronto
5. minneapolis

Business idea: Invest in a goat to perform certain daily tasks for me, such as cooking, cleaning and replying to emails.

confirmed poorfag

yes lol

what do you think poor people do? teach their kids to be shit at school, work shitty jobs, then blame immigrants for their shitty life

it's hilarious

and then they vote conservative/ukip lol

turkeys voting for christmas

nottingham mentioned

Link? the note seems like an interesting read.

They were probably reacting to Trump and Brexit desu

Why are you applying for receptionist/admin?

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which goat were you thinking?

phelps? michael jordan? wayne rooney?

No catch, it's just like any other grad scheme. Just depressing working for someone younger than you.

Suppose I can't complain in the end. I'm on more than the average salary and don't have to work outdoors.

Because I'm a cute girl and companies want me as their first point of contact

lmao

fucking dumb uneducated poor cunts

glad they offed themselves

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>Kathleen Howell, 72, and her husband David, 73, were found in a final embrace, sat in their Nissan Micra and surrounded by bottles of booze.

Top 5. US Cities:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Baltimore
4. Detroit
5. St. Louis

DOWN

THE FUCKING

DRAIN

Imagine how fun it must have been to firebomb the Germs. Hope I get to experience the feeling one day.

Top 5 Canadian Cities:
1. Pittsburgh
2. Cleveland
3. Baltimore
4. Detroit
5. St. Louis

I'm poor as fuck.
My working class parents died when I was 16 - left me nothing.
I've lived on my own since I turned 18. Never had chance to go to uni. Barely finished college whilst dealing with their deaths.
I'm struggling to save money in a country that is economically nosediving.
Can't find a housemate because I'm (admittedly but give me a break) a depressive bastard.

I'm not intentionally keeping myself poor lad.

fight ....and win

Talmudo-Bolshevism

because the french wore white and red was the only english colour left

fat chips i was _ _ _ _ _ _

wee ....and poo

NEED a finn boioucci to drain the steaming spunk out of my nuts right now

top 5 english cities

>dublin
>glasgow
>edinburgh
>cardiff
>belfast
>aberdeen

>tfw always so hungry after i get back from work i start shaking

Because I got a job after uni then got made redundant out of nowhere, been waiting to see if I got on the fast stream and have been trying to get something to earn money in the mean time.

For some weird reason though I keep getting rejected even though they all ask for somebody able to pick up a phone, type in excel and have an a level, whereas I have a degree and much stronger work experience.

Fair enough lad, honestly I don't think HEO in that case sounds bad at 27 and I'm guessing fast streamers must be rare to come across if that's the case.

Hope you change your mind applying and give it a go lad, I never thought I'd pass, then I did.

just found a tiny spider crawling along my bed
what's worse is imagining all the ones you weren't lucky enough to glimpse

business idea: alternate universe where women find me irresistable

But do you have a massive telly?

>Never had the chance to go to uni
Why was that?

Top five Mexican Cities:
1. Los Angeles
2, San Antonio
3. San Diego
4. Arizona
5. New Mexico

Mel Gibson is such a top fucking lad

SJeWs are permanently butthurt over him

if you're seriously asking this question you don't understand the nature of warfare at that time

Getting real into olive skinned ladies

Would ruin my genes for

egged next doors window and nicked one of their bins over the weekend cos they nicked our football from the communal garden

I'd say Canada is the English speaking country with the most internet penetration. Everyone's hooked to the net (except eskimos), and it's frozen 6 months of the year.

I think South Korea or Taiwan may have higher internet penetration, but I'm talking about English speaking countries here.

Top 5. European Cities
1. Paris
2. Paris
3. Paris
4. Paris
5. Paris

>midterm tomorrow

>It's a poor, working class people fetishize posh people episode and try to imitate their lifestyle

>No Newcastle
pleb

Diabetes

they dont like the drones getting ideas

>french accent
>can't get pussy
The state of your face must be "incredible"

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>>For some weird reason though I keep getting rejected even though they all ask for somebody able to pick up a phone, type in excel and have an a level, whereas I have a degree and much stronger work experience.

Meaning you'll hate the job and fuck off the first chance you get, and they'll have to hire someone new all over again.

It's called being over-qualified, it's not a compliment.

the hottest most qtiest girl you know does a hot stinking disgusting shit every day

>you don't understand the nature of warfare at that time *sips chilled bottle of J2O*

>tfw just realised how shit my wages are

>27k (if i were working full time)
>80% hours
>so 22k
>then gubmint takes away a cool 4 grand
>then pension scheme takes another 3 grand
>then the land lord takes a nice 500
>leaving me with a princely 750 pounds a month

>Midgets

im not french

Is Leslie Jones in the new Kong movie

I'm fucked then, I have just over a year's experience, it's not enough to comfortably get another job in my area yet no admin type temp jobs will have me.

I hope my fast stream checks come back okay.

Lestah 2-3 'Pool