Why do you not have a gf when even Slimer can get a gf?

Why do you not have a gf when even Slimer can get a gf?

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HIS NAME IS ONIONHEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's easy to get a gf when people write you to have a gf

One more toy to sell.

I find it quite problematic to be honest that Mr Slimer is driving the car though.

>3d

That's how they'll make up the budget.

My life isn't written by talentless hacks.

When's the embargo being lifted?

Two days ago, I was lead to believe that it'd be lifted by now?

Rich Evans engaged.jpg

>talentless hacks
Yeah, it's just one hack - you.

Be nice!

Link to the TVSpot?

what gender identities have been enforced on slimer and his partner?

Wow, now Sony is just rubbing this shit in your virgin faces.

i have to use all my time making ghostbusters threads on Sup Forums

almost reminds me of this

I don't have gf because I don't want one.

youtube.com/watch?v=sTdByVnWomA

There really isn't much more to see though besides that little shot, unless you were just looking for a confirmation that it is in fact real.

That must be Patton Oswalt's wife's cameo

Sent a pic of that to my mom who is a McCarthy fan and she said she was horrified with how stupid it looked.

>"Only one movie will rock your summer"
What did Sony mean by this?

oh fuck right off with that

you are just playing into Sony's bait by being the horrible internet trolls they want

FUCKING PATRIARCHY THINKING YOU CAN BOIL DOWN THE ENTIRE ESSENCE OF GENDER WITH A HAIR-BOW LIKE MS. FUCKING PACMAN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off Patton

This shit reminds seriously reminds me of one of those straight to VHS Casper the Friendly Ghost sequels that my younger cousin occasionally used to watch when I was babysitting him.

This movie is a fucking trainwreck.

It got pushed back to the 10th

Jesus that image... can you imagine seeing this in 3D?

Is that to be taken a sign that the reviews are awful?

I don't know, I know nothing of the industry. I just come here to shitpost.

When did the BvS reviews get released? Wasn't it a couple weeks before the movie was out?

Found it, the terrible artstyle on the ghosts and atrocious CG are pretty much on par with what we're seeing with Ghostbusters.

youtu.be/W84ryswwe3I?t=1173

I didn't even remember that Rodney Dangerfield was in this shitty movie, but that alone probably makes it funnier than anything in this new Ghostbusters remake... Which, you know, is pretty fucking pathetic.

Why would they spoil Leslie Jones' character's death like this?

I though melissa mccarthy was already playing her?

>big hair

Check

>pink bow

Check

>make up

Check

I'm guaranteeing she'll hit him with her handbag for being a shit driver.

She'll probably also insist that they stop and ask for directions.

>Some sexually confused kids out there will develop female Slimer fetishes from this movie and create tons of shitty fanart when they grow up because of this movie.

God help us all

I'm aware that it was probably already a thing, but I'm too scared to Google it desu

I didn't know Lena Dunham was also in this movie

So much less funny than you really shouldn't have even tried.

AMERICA'S FAVORITE OBESE FAMILY IS BACK
[COME ON FEEL THE NOISE]

>Mr and Mrs slimer hijack a car to get to whatevers happening in the final act
>Slimer makes a bunch of noises that infer that he will be driving
>Mrs slimer makes a bunch of higher pitched noises implying that she isn't happy with this
>Get in car. Foot down.
>They argue in ghost babble about slimers bad driving and the fact they might be lost
>She rolls down window to ask cabbie directions
>HEY EVERYBODY ITS DANNY AYKROYD
>he can't believe what he's seeing so he makes a bewildered face and drives away
>Final act
>Credits roll
>Easter Egg that shows the slimers turning up late and missing getting sucked back in to the afterlife.

Screencap this

Why do they keep having that stupid stage dive clip in every fucking trailer?
It's like they're daring us to say something

>I'm actually looking forward to it coming out so I can see the shitposting happen

My life is in ruins, anons.

Gotta love the Saban product placement at 6:18

Slimer's GF looks like the average fan of the new movie.

You don't need to wait until then to see shitposting on Sup Forums, my friend!

you can literally just look at the way these are written and know which website the user(s) frequently visit.
their earnest disposition is a dead giveaway.

Cause I don't like trannies

...

Please enlighten me then, user-kun

Was the inclusion of female Slimer the last ditch attempt to make Leslie Jones look less like a dog?

it didn't work

It just keeps getting worse

Sup Forums? You must be lost, touristboy.

they were talking about suicide squad

It opens in Ireland and the UK on July 11th. Meaning reviews will be embargoed until literally the day before opening. So yeah, probably a sign that Sony doesn't have much faith in it.

Why is Sony talking all videos with the female Slimer down?

Does slimer get to take care of his girlfriend's ghost son?

please leave.

no :^)

Fug you man, you made me curious enough to look up GB r34
I need fucking therapy now

You'll have to one day.

The slime gf in and of itself isn't stupid in my opinion

It could be played off well and funny

It won't, but it's not stupid on its own

>heterosexual retconning
>in 2016

Didn't this nigga suck some dude off in the old movies? I honestly expected more out of Paul Feig's progressive mind.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>Lena Dunham
How could you say that when the new Slimer is a dead ringer for Amy Schumer

Ghosts have genders!? Wtf.

For FUCK sake, man! Slimer only gets laid because he's on TV. Everybody knows that.

If the female Slimer doesn't have feet then how can Paul Feig have submissive fantasies about it stepping on his balls?

Because Slimer doesn't have standards

Who put that poor gorilla in a dress?

Is this the flop of the millennium? Is anyone checking for this garbage?

That movie is the only good thing Etan Cohen has ever written.

This movie is going to be TERRIBLE

So, the leaked plot is true, huh.

"The Fatties: Fart 2" isn't a real movie, you moron.

see if you SHOWER and DRESS nicely not to mention GET A HAIRCUT and come see THE FUCKING MOVIE you can too get a girlfriend to put up with your BABY MAN shit

Why does Harambe's hair look like a fucking troll doll?

I hope this movie fucking tanks.

That's the joke you imbecile.

Now I'll admit I'm into femdom, but why the fuck would take this kind of picture for a professional shoot and for Ghostbusters of all things?

Did no one feel awkward doing that shit?