Wow America this is kind of sad really

wow America this is kind of sad really

wtf i hate america now

Daily reminder most crusaders were French

Medieval aesthetics are shit

that's why they failed

how is going being an ottoman province?

They didn't fail at kicking your greek asses.

Godfrey succeeded, but Richard failed

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>Be the US
>Every European country sucks your dick
lmao

this

>be Brit
>cede your empire to America because the jews said so

LOL

why are europeans so obsessed with america?

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It really makes you think that a country that only has 200 something years became the puppet master of most European countries who existed for thousand of years

>be brit
>get caught with a pocket knife
>have your house raided and go to jail
>get killed by Muslims

More like
>be brit
>find pocket knife
>pick it up to turn it into the authorities
>spotted by government safety cameras
>sent to the ministry of love.

The left isn't even in fucking Europe.

Unless he's supposed to be sacking Constantinople/Genociding Poles in Prussia that is.

I'd like to remind you that Britain is NOT Europe, OK?

>be Burger
>cede your penis to L'Oréal because the jews said so

LOL

>Be frog
>Cede your country to the nazis because germany said so

oh no, she's turning into a chavette

Only the 1, 4, 6, 7 Crusade were French, the rest were done by Germans and Italians, and a few times Anglos.

Sadly.. This.. I Just want war back. Was way better.

>European history
>Takes place in middle East
Kek