ITT: Post a Superpower and the poster below impose a drawback

ITT: Post a Superpower and the poster below impose a drawback

the ability to shapeshift into pretty little girl

Girl has no limbs

>super smart
>retarded

But only you can see yourself that way. Everyone else sees you as your normal form.

Ugly people will rape you

everybody else shapeshifts into pedoes

>I can travel in time and space

>the ability to time travel
>but only 5 secs forward or backwards.

The only time you can travel to is the Year of Rape and the only space you can go to is The Galaxy of Niggers

>but only forward 1 sec at a time.

You could be a amazing athlete. Just keep going back until you don't fuck it up

But only in the presence of muslim men

^ forgot to tag post

You have to calculate the exact location of your travels, including the position of your intended destination from the rotation of the earth down to the expansion of the galaxy through the Universe

I can turn invisible.

Light cannot reach you and you are completely blind.
Also every so often a small fork stabs your balls

My superpower is being able to give myself whatever superpower I want, whenever I want.

Come at me, bro. (Pro tip: you can't.)

I take it. I can travel the world in only 1 second.

oh shittt

You only think you turn invisible.. Everyone looks at you like your retarded.

You are completely impotent and no woman will ever want you.
And I don't mean that as playing the game

This one will work great for Sup Forums
Ability to invisible

But only after you have sex

You only can do it once and it lasts for 5 mins.

I can fly and talk to birds

top kek

Phew! Good thing I don't want any women, then!

>but only for 10 seconds

So a black man then?

You ARE a bird.

You cannot drawback your own ability, faggot.

...I'm cool with that humans suck

But you can't get it up for anyone.

Ummm I can travel to alternate universe of my choice

So just suck some dudes divk and pow invisibility you don't need to get it up 4 sex

boom

None of them are what you want them to be

Everytime you travel you become uglier, weaker, and less intelligent.

I am god

Doesn't count. What's a divk?

You can only answer the prayers of Sup Forumstards

you don't exist

i can wish for anything

You are jewish.

But nobody can see nor hear you and every day less people believe in you.

(Honestly I would only use the power to travel to one then live the rest of my life with the girls )

Power: never be lame

Dick fuck come on could have took some content clues about that

I can manipulate electricity.

But none of the wishes come true.

god, can I be a real pretty little girl?

But your worse enemy gets the same

the thing isn't of your choosing

He was being fastidious

stay mediocre forever

but for every second you become cool, you loose a minute of your life

But you can only do it while in the middle of an orgasm.

This is a drawback?

Congrats you are now female

You may be cursed instead by wacky ironic misinterpretations if you are too greedy with the wish

.... I would pay to watch this Hentai

Birds aka me will shit on you constantly

Your fingers become dicks for one year

like his sex life

i can transform into a tank

Yes my son by 2017 you will wake up a female;)

I can control people's minds at will

I know what a content clue is, and you know how to use punctuation.

...

only toy tank..

but you still get electrocuted

i stop this image from being posted

You want nothing because you've finally realized life is truly meaningless. And you're immortal.

must masturbate to that image every day

once the are no longer under your control, they will try to rape you

But you don't have any fuel or ammunition

if you ever use your power, you'll probably get taken out by the military

You must stay like that for 12 hours at a time ones you transformed and you can still feel pain

Refueling is literally having a nozzle shoved up your ass, and you are physically aware of the combustion that gives you energy

does anyone know who started this

but you irreversibly lose your dick

only into empty alternate universe, with no animals or sentient being

when you're controlling someone else's mind, they control your body

But it takes light 8 minutes per second to reach you.

i will satisfy all Sup Forums needs, by camwhoring

Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf

i get dubs

When bored dick give off foul odor. Trips check em.

>8 minutes per second

worse. lol

I can accurately predict the future.

i get a death note

Your mother is dead and it's your fault and she hants you and you should get help but you won't you know people would just lock you up or corse feead you pills and your allways so scared you woke up 2 nights ago in bed screaming and yelling and crying and you were all there in your head but you couldn't stop you were sitting there screaming and crying for at least a hour and it's not the first time that has happened and it will not be the last your life is drastically different and you would give the world to have it go back

but you become insane

only the future after your death

you lose the ability to read, spell and write

Why doesn't he know that it takes light only 6 minutes to travel a second

A fish tank

But you become dislexic

It turns out alternate universes really aren't different from ours save for a few species of Amazon insects. And there is no letter G for some reason.

Kek

by doing so, you eliminate free will for everyone
nice job asshole