ITT: Post a Superpower and the poster below impose a drawback
the ability to shapeshift into pretty little girl
ITT: Post a Superpower and the poster below impose a drawback
the ability to shapeshift into pretty little girl
Girl has no limbs
>super smart
>retarded
But only you can see yourself that way. Everyone else sees you as your normal form.
Ugly people will rape you
everybody else shapeshifts into pedoes
>I can travel in time and space
>the ability to time travel
>but only 5 secs forward or backwards.
The only time you can travel to is the Year of Rape and the only space you can go to is The Galaxy of Niggers
>but only forward 1 sec at a time.
You could be a amazing athlete. Just keep going back until you don't fuck it up
But only in the presence of muslim men
^ forgot to tag post
You have to calculate the exact location of your travels, including the position of your intended destination from the rotation of the earth down to the expansion of the galaxy through the Universe
I can turn invisible.
Light cannot reach you and you are completely blind.
Also every so often a small fork stabs your balls
My superpower is being able to give myself whatever superpower I want, whenever I want.
Come at me, bro. (Pro tip: you can't.)
I take it. I can travel the world in only 1 second.
oh shittt
You only think you turn invisible.. Everyone looks at you like your retarded.
You are completely impotent and no woman will ever want you.
And I don't mean that as playing the game
This one will work great for Sup Forums
Ability to invisible
But only after you have sex
You only can do it once and it lasts for 5 mins.
I can fly and talk to birds
top kek
Phew! Good thing I don't want any women, then!
>but only for 10 seconds
So a black man then?
You ARE a bird.
You cannot drawback your own ability, faggot.
...I'm cool with that humans suck
But you can't get it up for anyone.
Ummm I can travel to alternate universe of my choice
So just suck some dudes divk and pow invisibility you don't need to get it up 4 sex
boom
None of them are what you want them to be
Everytime you travel you become uglier, weaker, and less intelligent.
I am god
Doesn't count. What's a divk?
You can only answer the prayers of Sup Forumstards
you don't exist
i can wish for anything
You are jewish.
But nobody can see nor hear you and every day less people believe in you.
(Honestly I would only use the power to travel to one then live the rest of my life with the girls )
Power: never be lame
Dick fuck come on could have took some content clues about that
I can manipulate electricity.
But none of the wishes come true.
god, can I be a real pretty little girl?
But your worse enemy gets the same
the thing isn't of your choosing
He was being fastidious
stay mediocre forever
but for every second you become cool, you loose a minute of your life
But you can only do it while in the middle of an orgasm.
This is a drawback?
Congrats you are now female
You may be cursed instead by wacky ironic misinterpretations if you are too greedy with the wish
.... I would pay to watch this Hentai
Birds aka me will shit on you constantly
Your fingers become dicks for one year
like his sex life
i can transform into a tank
Yes my son by 2017 you will wake up a female;)
I can control people's minds at will
I know what a content clue is, and you know how to use punctuation.
...
only toy tank..
but you still get electrocuted
i stop this image from being posted
You want nothing because you've finally realized life is truly meaningless. And you're immortal.
must masturbate to that image every day
once the are no longer under your control, they will try to rape you
But you don't have any fuel or ammunition
if you ever use your power, you'll probably get taken out by the military
You must stay like that for 12 hours at a time ones you transformed and you can still feel pain
Refueling is literally having a nozzle shoved up your ass, and you are physically aware of the combustion that gives you energy
does anyone know who started this
but you irreversibly lose your dick
only into empty alternate universe, with no animals or sentient being
when you're controlling someone else's mind, they control your body
But it takes light 8 minutes per second to reach you.
i will satisfy all Sup Forums needs, by camwhoring
Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf
i get dubs
When bored dick give off foul odor. Trips check em.
>8 minutes per second
worse. lol
I can accurately predict the future.
i get a death note
Your mother is dead and it's your fault and she hants you and you should get help but you won't you know people would just lock you up or corse feead you pills and your allways so scared you woke up 2 nights ago in bed screaming and yelling and crying and you were all there in your head but you couldn't stop you were sitting there screaming and crying for at least a hour and it's not the first time that has happened and it will not be the last your life is drastically different and you would give the world to have it go back
but you become insane
only the future after your death
you lose the ability to read, spell and write
Why doesn't he know that it takes light only 6 minutes to travel a second
A fish tank
But you become dislexic
It turns out alternate universes really aren't different from ours save for a few species of Amazon insects. And there is no letter G for some reason.
Kek
by doing so, you eliminate free will for everyone
nice job asshole