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Well god damn, I didn't think anyone was going to post.

Wanted to see if anyone was still here

Thanks anyway, I guess.
So, how's it going user?

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Not bad, enjoying some midday fur. How about you?

Hello there.

Stoned while eating junk food and listening to stoner metal. I'm a degenerate faggot.

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Doesn't sound too bad.

Yee. Also, that's a nice car.

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This man's army is the least GI army I know of.

It is indeed.

Hey Alex. How are you today?

These are pretty nice as well.

Yee.

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Want to get first sphone but telco is being a bastard by offering so shitty phones

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You won't get a New year present from me.
You were a bad boy this year.

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>fapping

bump

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This doesn't happen.

Hey Gerald. How are you?

Greetings Mer Dash.
I'm good. Much better today.
Even went for a ride innawoods.

Good to hear. I wish I could do that.

At least you don't have to worry about NCOs stealing your muzzle break.

It's not as fun as it sounds.

It's a good time. Might go again tomorrow, or today, or whatever it is our will be in a few hours...

I don't believe you. I love innawooods.

I bet it is. Have fun!

Indeed I don't.
They shouldn't come off that easily though. Wrenches should be required.

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I did too until I slept under a tree with rotten fruit and thorny falling on my face.

Prowling the woods in standard battle order with your comrades is fulfilling, even if all you're doing is going to the latrine.

The rifle I was given was very thoroughly used.

Imagine a cheap-ass plastic rifle that's been, for the past 10 years, recklessly used by kids who've never handled firearms in their lives.

What it's like owning German Doge.

That's pretty fucking cool, man.

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The same wrenches should serve to secure it properly.
A muzzle brake is directional and needs to be orientated properly.
Is it a brake? Or is it a flash hider?

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Perhaps it would help if you weren't sexually attached to it.

I wish I had gone through the full 7-day field camp experience as infantry recruits do.

I probably would have killed myself by the third day from the psychological tekan that NCOs put on you though.

But they learn some pretty useful skills like individual field-craft, fire movement, and tactical maneuvers in both jungle and urban environments.

I already have literal military-grade equipment for airsoft games (minus a fucking gun, but let me know if they make airsoft SAR-21's), I merely lack the theoretical and practical training. Well, most of it, any way.

it goes on the end of the gun and points forward

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Naw. It's just the way German Doge are, even without sex.
Sex may strengthen that bond though.
I don't mind, I never close the bathroom door anyway.

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That could be either one...

That's because you're a 85 year old granpa hermit who lives alone in a log cabin in the mountains.

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More Kindred?

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LOL not quite.

And looking at pictures I'd say the sar has a flash hider not a brake.

What the fuck do I know?

If I hadn't known it was called a muzzle break I would have called it "pipe-end thing".

What it needs is a fucking bore evacuator.

And yes, I know what a bore evacuator needs, and it needs one desperately.

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Not so tough now, are ya, Army man?

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>implying terminology matters when bullets are flying over your head

It's your raifu, I would think they would teach you it's parts.

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>implying anyone would ever give enough of a fuck about some stupid chink island to shoot at you

Not when they can better use that time to do stand-by bed or give you more tekan sessions.

I was never taught anything about the gun other than how to follow orders on how to shoot it.

I was never taught how to fucking shoot it, even. I was never taught how to clean it, maintain it, hold it, care for it. Yet I did all those things.

It's what happens when you have abusive NCOs who value sadism over learning.

>vietnam

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