Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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a.pomf.cat/rjzwnb.mp3
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043922813/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

there was a tranny azusa claimer some time around then

Sameji claim'd

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And here I was thinking the lewdness was for me.

Sleep is good!

(cute Makoto)
Too bad, can't cut it off then

suuuure

(Anya)
Well, I can't help you with that

(Kuome)
Hmm, alright then. I wish you good luck on doing that.
Do you have any questions? About other anons? The thread? Me?

I remember that one. His voice sounded like a girls

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I have friends that would get half the references though.
Get your lewd butt home

oatmeal is for old people and gays

Would it be alright if I were able to talk to you outside of these threads? Since I usually do not always have Sup Forums open

no, sleep is bad for you

sooo, you?

It was! I forgot I wanted to post that at Sameji, and posted the picture I wanted towards you instead. So take my gift of lewd~

Wat

Make me!

29 isn't old :o

So how's things?

Why is sleep bad for you?

I'll give you a gift of lewd!

a.pomf.cat/rjzwnb.mp3

Or people who are missing teeth.
Nah. Its fun when you get lewd then turn all tsun again.

i think you were trying to tell me something

nah, you gay

it takes hours off your life every single day!

Well then, why hold back if it could be fun?

Of course it is. Where do you want to talk? Steam? Telegram? Somewhere else?

huh, woops, I guess it was directed to someone else

sorry, my bad

WHAT IS THIS LEWDNESS?!

Things are going fine here, just cooking a nice pasta gratin

Hmm... I have it different in memory, are you sure that was him?
Also why the fuck do you have that saved?

Not sleeping is harmful too though!

so old people?
you're gay too :o

Steam could work

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY LEWDEST!

I've never had that before, how is it?

Yes, that's the old Azusa poster.

Oh my~

>Implying tsun
>Implying lewd

Like what?!

RIP

Its more fun to hold back that stuff.
Im younger than you and missing 6 molars
But you are tsun. Tsun as dicks. And you are lewd now. Still not 2 lewd.

Is this just going to escalate now?

he sounds nothing like a girl

tho I still appreciate the message :o
I'm 18 ;-;

I'm pretty sure it was
To ask chen to marry me of course

Alrighty, here ya go
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043922813/

>Not even the lewdest
HERESY!

It's tasty. I mean I make so it has to be duh

well damn, guess my memory was playing tricks on me

Stop this lewd heresy right this instant

well, I guess that works too

but it doesn't reduce your life expectancy by hours at a time!

nah, you gayer

i dunno, you're the one accidentally directing lewd at me

I am not! I will gladly admit my love!
And I am not lewd!

Why would you assume that?

but you are gay :o

hmm interesting indeed

>mako
>tsun
Hey all I'm getting is deredere here.

I CAN ALWAYS GET LEWDER, JUST ASK MAKO

I mean, I've made some stuff that's not so tasty before.

No it can just straight up make you hallucinate and stuff if you leave it long enough!

Because that's just how we are.

Our best memory is related to audition but that doesn't mean it's flawless.

Didnt you just say you were 29?
In any case Im 26.
Oh hey. A Chara Steam and Im not even at my computer.
But you are being lewd! Right now! Keeping it to 1.5 and below, but still lewd!
And forever tsun.
Remember, Mako is acutie3.141 tsun drivepersonrider.

I need to not play with my throat hole.

I e no clue WHAT you're talking about, Chara.

Accident!

Oh is it now~?

Yeah but I forbid bony-ass Skeletor to have my Azunyan

I'm 20 :o

oreo is 3

well, like I said, my memory must've been playing tricks on me

STOP THE HERESY!

well yeah, true, but I made pasta gratin quite often now, it usually tastes except when I try some complete new shit out.

yeah, true

You want it? I can give it to you later

H E R E S Y

Ok I added you

indeed so

i'm well aware of this fact, it's a fun thing to do

ACCIDENT? OR FREUDIAN SLIP?!

If a person who plays piano is a pianist shouldn't someone who races cars be called a racist?

I prefer stupid :o
do gay stuff :3

Nah. I got this.
>calling your food tasty
>not even tasting mine
Get out :^)

Mako isn't being tsun though!

You have a throat hole?

I mean, you tend to get me into lewd things

WHAT HERESY?

Ah, neat. So I take it you like it then?

I'm not sure that's good for you!

Cars are boring.

this :o

They had to drain the abcess somehow.
You're boring.

I am not!
And also am not! Reeee!

>Implying

ACCIDENT!

Not my fault that you're such a perv, Onee-chan.

And you're a pooft

Oh please. Its obligatrory that it happens.
Says the Melbournite. Hows the shit weather?

like what?

yea, playing skyrim for 90 hours straight probably isn't

so are you

J'ACCUSE

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Oh, so now you just have a hole there.

If I didn't have such a pervy imouto I wouldn't be

How do you even play Skyrim that long without dying inside?

send me a dick pic :o
those doors actually look dumb

not even joking this time

Guntohead.png

NOPE!

W-Who are you calling pervy?!

Make me a kangaroo leg ya fucking shithead

THIS HERESY!

Sure do, it tasted good

That's not impying, it's a fact!

Cars are literally just for transportation.
They cause air pollution, acid rain, etc.
They are costly and so are repairs
Cars are basically useless.
Very wet.

I think its healed up. First night without the dressing.
That is an abomination.
If you get lewd then I can get punny! Stop the lewds and the puns go to purgatrory.
They're good in stew, Ill make sonething for sure. Just come here for a week or so.

The person who was just saying about how they want me to wear lewd things.

THIS ISN'T HERESY!

That's good. What's your favourite food?

Ah, right. But there's still a hole?

it was when it first came out

no thanks

YOU'RE STILL BEING LEWD THO

>cars are for transport
>cars are useless
wuht

on discord ;-;

Those doors do look fairly autistic
Mechanophiles disgust me.

Oh, right. I only have like 200 hours in it.

They're costs outweighs their benefits.
I said basically, autotist

Its more a scab right now, but it used to go right through.
Melbourne is wet and shitty while Canberra is nice and cool, yet sunny.
Dont listen to Asuna. Hes a hipster fag who would order a deconstructed spaghetti bolognaise.

>Implying implications

>Repairs
>Costly
>Not doing your own repairs
Beta numale detected.

It's great, right?

When did I ever say that? :^)

PROVE IT!

The doors are autistic, it's hilarious.

Where's the goods?

That seems like it'd feel really odd.

Just not

Dude you're shit at repairs. You're car barely runs.

no thank you

i think i have close to 2000 hours total, haven't played it in forever tho

argue with makoto, i'm bored of you

yea, i can't argue with that level of stupid

YOU JUST POSTED THE LEWDEST PICTURE IN THE THREAD

>tfw the third Reich lost.

Jesus, I don't think I have that many hours in any game.

please ;-;

I never judge and only praise! :o

ask anyone ._.

I bought a KORG and a Les Paul for my K-ON! shrine AMA.

Exactly, I did NOT. :^)

Excuse me? It runs perfectly fine.

I don't wanna. The arguments aren't even that good.
And Nuh uh.

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Megumin claimed.

Anya a shit.

...

I'M SO UPSET ABOUT THAT TYPO!

>not just riding an emu or kangaroo to work
Thats pretty ironic that you need a car and you call others beta numales

klonata? ;-;

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:'(

Ok that's something I might have that much playtime in.

Rood.

slachi? ;-;

It leaks oil.

from the anime rs3

No bby it's megu

Top tier

maybe i don't wanna?

who is the rightful owner of the gaza strip and golan heights?

hush, you're my arguer
aNd YoU'rE sTiLl DoInG iT

It does. Theres a patch of smooth new skin around it too. Feels like how Deadpools babby hand looked.
>2k hours
My closest is probably MWO. At 700-800. Jesus shit.
It means I can make you a belt out of watches. A complete waist of time. And thats about as mandatrory as they get.
Wow. Go outside :^)
>not riding a dropbear
Come on m8. Pick up your game.

Is it like scar tissue? Or just actual skin?

You made it, not me~

>That much time in WoW
NEEEEEEEEERD!

No, it burns oil by design.

Am not!

Cliff.jump

what's up? :o
well I'm just trying to ask friendly ;-;

I'm sorry for liking you ._.

>not riding in a carriage pulled by abo slaves
Pleb

Where's your images??? :( I wanna see klonata
and I'm fine, you?

I'm so upset.

YOU'RE A NERD!

my next closest is like 700 hours in endless legend

yea, i spent a lot of time in skyrim because reasons

are to! too? to? either way you still are!

i don't show my dick without reason