Good morning Sup Forums. Tell me why you are not KILLING YOURSELF today.
Good morning Sup Forums. Tell me why you are not KILLING YOURSELF today
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Because I'm still less of a faggot than OP.
i get paid today.
I can't afford to miss work.
lol
Because it's a beautiful day here in Bangkok
Hahahah
I just started dating someone amazing. I have a fun NYE party to go to. Im planning a fun bday next month with a few close friends.
I don't wanna die a Virginia.
Because tomorrow is a new proprietary collection of 365 days to maybe kill myself in, instead
Because I'm hoping to get laid tomorrow night
because i like watching other people kill themselves
Because I took off work. Why would I kill myself on my day off, when I can do it on company time?
Because I'm going to suck a BBC this afternoon
"Dat bitch is crushing muh nuts!"
Because I want to enjoy New Year
My names not justin
Because my dad is still alive, and it would break him.
>100+ hours a week
lol what a cuck
Because it's funny watching whores with aids suck a plastic makeup black dong off an otherwise small penis monkey.
I need to study so i can unlock immortality or at least slow/reverse aging
lol i love how he's too scared to get too pissed in front of tyrone. takes it like a true cuck.
Something funny might happen and then I'd miss it