Good morning Sup Forums. Tell me why you are not KILLING YOURSELF today

Good morning Sup Forums. Tell me why you are not KILLING YOURSELF today.

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Because I'm still less of a faggot than OP.

i get paid today.

I can't afford to miss work.

lol

Because it's a beautiful day here in Bangkok

Hahahah

I just started dating someone amazing. I have a fun NYE party to go to. Im planning a fun bday next month with a few close friends.

I don't wanna die a Virginia.

Because tomorrow is a new proprietary collection of 365 days to maybe kill myself in, instead

Because I'm hoping to get laid tomorrow night

because i like watching other people kill themselves

Because I took off work. Why would I kill myself on my day off, when I can do it on company time?

Because I'm going to suck a BBC this afternoon

"Dat bitch is crushing muh nuts!"

Because I want to enjoy New Year

My names not justin

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Because my dad is still alive, and it would break him.

>100+ hours a week
lol what a cuck

Because it's funny watching whores with aids suck a plastic makeup black dong off an otherwise small penis monkey.

I need to study so i can unlock immortality or at least slow/reverse aging

lol i love how he's too scared to get too pissed in front of tyrone. takes it like a true cuck.

Something funny might happen and then I'd miss it