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Par Latviju

First time on Sup Forums, what does /cum/ mean? Is this just an international cumming thread?

new idea for the future

business idea: range ban germany

Reckon most politicians and political activists are scumbags one way or another 2bh

Don't really feel any of them represent me, don't really feel any of them are trustworthy, don't really feel any of them have any real relation to my life yet somehow they get to have some pretty substantial impacts on it. Wish they'd all fuck off about it 2bh.

Stummy hurts

Canada-USA-Mexico

*rubs it*
happy?

Pretty soon I won't have more than 5 shirts that fit properly and don't have noticeable holes or stains

Somebody once told me the world: is gonna roll me; I ain't the sharpest. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb. In the shape of an L on her forehead, well the years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground. You'll never know if you don't go, you'll never shine if you don't glow. Hey now you're an all star, get your game on go play, only shooting stars break the mold. So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreets? Somesomesomesomesomesomebody

You'll never shine if you don't go!

Yeah

70-75% percent of my shirts are free t-shirts

Am I the biggest loser on the beach?

Are you me?

No, I am. I forgot to put on sunscreen

>Han Solo and Boba Fett films coming soon
Why aren't they making any movies based around the prequels?

maybe, has it been more than three months since you last got a haircut?

Actually yeah

i prefer bing to google

good
*puts u to bed*

goodnight sweetie

Star trek > Star wars

Where is Mehico?

>start eating more health conscious
>don't lose weight
>realize no matter what i eat/how much i eat (ex. calorie/food type) my stomach always feels full when 3-5 bites left. I always finish my plate and feel like crap after.
>decide from now on to stop eating at this point
>start losing weight and dont feel like shit after meal

>expect people to behave consciously and not animal style
>always talk to friends about this and they agree
>still show animal tendencies
>Want to see/visit/hang/ with friend/family. Not a good time.
>they want to see me but now its not a good time for me
>this followed by way too many patterns in life

Literally everything is the mind. I swear to God im about to kill myself. Is this real life? What the fuck is this simulation/matrix? I'm already waiting for all your meme responses. You bullshit universe you never send me anyone or anything that isn't a test.

Tldr; Way too sensitive and see all patterns/ life feels like simulation/matrix

thanks for liking my idea bud
janny knew it was too good and would catch on quickly so he deleted the thread like the little poopy bum he is

the fuck are you even on about

You've grown on me Germ man.

You grew a pair too. I like you this way better. Keep up the progress.

>get new tires
>no longer slipnslidan in the rain

das a ba ba booey

I hate this forced "social" concept of AirBnB.
99% of the guys on there are just hardcore professional renters doing this shit full time, why do they still want you to write some retarded message with every booking like you're gonna build a personal relationship?
I mean I don't do it, but fuck off.

And the Chinks never really reply anyway.
Ask him if earlier checkin is OK with him, he just goes "OK wellcom" lol

Also had to agree to their new terms because they have changed since my last booking and because AirBnB is so open and tolerant I had to promise not be a raycis before I book a bed.

Serious about this. How's black history month going ? Did any event take place near your location ? Did you workplace/school organize anything ? What's your opinion about it ? Do people around you care ? Is there controversy ?

nigga william shitner can't act

>this rich ass motherfucker slaps your waifu's ass
what do

tell him to watch the fuck out before he gets kicked out of the white house by bernie sanders

No one brought it up at all here
Not even the news talked about it

wtf

Do you think there are some Berntards seriously considering/planning an assassination of Trump?
I would bet some of them are brainfucked enough to arm up and go all Assassin's Creed on him.

It is a general where we discover the true meaning of friendship.

Mexican here

AMA

friendly reminder that you are liked, and you are loved.

reminder also that you are a wonderfully gifted human being with great potential to make a difference for the better in this world.

look at your hands every day and ask yourself: what can these hands of yours do this day? what change can these hands create?

a world where people are raised to fulfill themselves is an empty one where people grow narcissistic and apathetic. Sup Forums is a great example. because fulfilling yourself is a lot of work for little gain. but to use your time and energy to help others fulfill themselves, that brings true happiness and true satisfaction in life.

Anal?

I am the best

Never done it

Tried it once, couldn't get it in

This is a thread for people of Cambodian, Ugandan, and Mauritius heritage. Please show some respect.

who the hell are you

man i hate trump so much im going to kill him hahahahaha oh shit its pence now

false hope is cruel

...

Taco bell for lunch, boyos

might sign up for a JAPANESE class next semester

I didnt have autism before but then I was vaccinated and now I have autism

>If we don't kill those barbarians...
>O-Our women will leave us for them!

>zelda got leaked

virgin

sounds gud nigga

thanks for warning me, I almost went to Sup Forums

might sign up for GERMAN class next semester

not just the story or anything btw
you can play the game on wiiu right now

>zelda
>story

Why not Mandarin Chinese?

why is Sup Forums so interesting

b-buh Links Awakening is da best ever

Surly this is the end of Drumpf.

...

cool
we all will help you here and give you an edge over your peers

Shopping with the gf for jeans and leggings for her

She's in the dressing room I'm bored as h*ck

That would do me no good

>Shopping with the gf for jeans and leggings for her

>She's in the dressing room I'm bored as h*ck

*rips your head off and craps down your neck*

>her
>she's

get the fuck in there b and let her suck your dick
you ain't watchin none of that pornhub shit dog


PS: IS IT DOGFACE? :_D

look at women's underwear

Life is a simulation. If you want you can noclip into the projection room through DMT use

Why do fat girls suck the best dick?

Hey buds

>Why do fat girls suck
fixed

sup

because they love eating and a dick is basically a corndog to them

only ever fucked one fatty (taiwanese) and she was a really good fug actually, sucked a mean dick
also felt really soft and smooth (lol)

anyway, fat people need to be culled

Not reading this lol

I let a fat chick suck me off and it hurt. Her teeth were grinding against my dick painfully. She didn't know what she was doing. On the other hand, my first bj was from a tubby chick and it was bretty gud

I want to ______ zelda!

Frick off.

I won't.
t. Goethe C2 and degree-holder.

>c2

is katherine johnson even black?

she doesn't look black at all

People had lighter skin back in the day because the sun wasn't as hot.

new zelda a qt

looking for a (You)?

this

>playing Nintendo after the age of 10

you in the car

>he isnt still playing Melee
>he doesnt play beerio kart/party on NYE
>he didnt play HG/SS

Am I being kidnapped?

That's not my car!

my nigga dolan

Women find penises weird?

Nintendo has finally given a character a bit of a bubble booty I see

Not really, no.

Gay women I suppose. Testicles are objectively weird looking though.