What is the dad saying?

What is the dad saying?

Fuck her in the pussy

"Don't worry son. He has a feminine penis."

...and this, my son, you'll never get if you keep playing vidya

>Reply to this post or you'll never have a girlfriend ever.

That bastard

That's right son right in the pussy

Look son that's how iam going to look when I cone back from the hospital

Yes that's ur mum and ur sister....!

Son, real women have hips.

Fucking sluts everywhere, son. Don't ever think of masturbating to porn. Just go outside, you'll find a slut. Fuck her right in the pussy.

dam bruh i'd love to clap them flaps

"Remember, you rent those son. Never buy."

Dad jokes taken to the next level

That son, is what I wish your mother looked like. But no, she's a fat bitch with a cunt like the grand canyon

fuck

It's a trap

Yer Mum's at it again. Lookin for the father to you next brother or sister,

Kek

"Son, I'm actually looking at the product being displayed instead of the wench before me. Quickly, find a fedora and tip it in approval"

she has the body of your 6 year old sister

This is what I could have if you didn't happen

I'm wearing a jacket and carrying a coat, WAT??

If you ever marry one like that son, for the love of God, send me naked photos.

I'll think of her tonight, so please keep quiet.

Alright son, daddy needs you. I'm gonna grab me a piece of that and you're gonna take the fall. You're only 8, she'll think you're cute.

"If you learn C++ and eat your broccoli then one day, Son, you'll get to pay alimony to one of those pretty creatures...."

Alaska in the summer?

>she's just a spokesmodel, son. If you go up to her and try talking to get about the product she'll get aggravated and you'll get pissy about it. Now, let's go get you fit for your first fedora.

Those high heeled shoes are not good for her feet.

Look carefully, son. Those longlegged Russian models won't appear again until next year, on GameCon.

If the lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN!

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Nailed it.

Thanks homie

and thats how I met your new mother