JESUS CHRIST HES COMING INSIDE YOUR ROOM HURRY

JESUS CHRIST HES COMING INSIDE YOUR ROOM HURRY

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10mm Nighthawk heinie

pic please

I dont doubt you, it just sounds badass

0.1 seconds: stanley knife in front of me (or several files, and a saw.).
1 second: Bollock dagger on the bench.
2 seconds: swing around, pick up the 45cm long dussac from the stack.
c.5 seconds: swing round, stand up, reach over, pick up the early 15th century Oakeshott type XV sword.
c.10 seconds, get up, walk over to the firearms cabinet, open it. pull out a shotgun.


I think I'm fine.

Lewd mei pillow or unopened ice cold shasta coca cola

i grab penis

>a mug of lukewarm coffee and a pencil
why don't I have any guns in this house

A torch lighter and a handful of m80's, I'm probably about to lose my ass virginity.

I would just throw my medieval weapon collection at him and hope one sticks in

and whats hindering the burglar to pick up any of these?

anyway I could only grab scissors or a bottle of vodka so I guess I am fucked

All the sperm I've collected in soda bottles.

pic

A Glock 43, this fucker is dead.

Screwdriver

It could be worse...

I'd invite him in for pizza and weed and a 3some with my gf love wins over all

youre going to miss all 6 shots...should of got the double stack asshole!

Sig P238 in my pocket.
Someone's going to have a bad end to the year.

well, I assume that the burglar isnt magically appearing right there beside my workbench.

that whole breaking in bit, meaning he'd have to get through for instance, the door, the hallway, the corridor, and this room's door first.

7, I bought the extended mag.

One of my many Katanas, sharpened on my antique whetstone each day. Stand and fight me burglar, I dare thee.

a fucking empty coke can

Im literally holding a rather hefty laptop. It'd do some good clobbering I reckon

En Garde!

6'3 and MMA training for the last 8 years. If i get the drop, I will be fine.

FUUUUUUCK HIDE ME HERE

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Is it Boxing Day?

I got this

>Arms reach
>Walk

You're done for.

"Wrong house, motherfuc-"

...

Fly Swatter in one hand
Guitar Pedal in the other hand

>I never felt safer

fuck, a lamp I guess... I have a baseball bat on the other side of my bed like 7 feet away from me, maybe that

some toilet roll and a shoe

Got a 7 foot arm? Pics now!

Surefire flashlight and a beat up aluminum baseball bat from high school. Not faring too well, but ok.

Fucking lmao, they're FUCKED

Good thing I've got my Katanna.

*nothin personnell, kidd

since I am always armed, he will die

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Direct tv remote

I dont grab anything
Ive been boxing for 4 years
And kickboxing for 2 years

I grab My Cock.

The burglar is FUCKED.

We'll remember you

Ceramics soup bowl sans soup and a plushie, but I,m 6'1" and over 200lbs so it could go either way.

Glock 34. I think I'll be fine.

No worries here

Tfw just out of arms reach

Well, fuck

I got a sharpened pencil

A black powder Pietta 1858 revolver. That fucker is toast, old west style.