Lol

lol

>unironically can't litterly make this even up

lol florida is hooknosed

what didn't you put it on Italia ? that would fit almost perfectly

It's the nose of a Jude

Is Florida the blue banana?

>Europeans can drive through tons of very different countries in a short amount of time
>that feel when you drive for ages and still encounter the same burger sharters

just end my life

and there is probably more people living in Belgium than most of your states

>that feel when a European salts the wound

space is a luxury dude

>listen to a euro talk about needing to travel a long distance for a relationship/job/whatever
>it's like a 2 drive inside a single timezone

that's absolutely true. the provence must be great

anywhere aside from the north is great you have a lot small medieval looking village almost everywhere

That pic is ironic right?

nope

I'd rather be one of those small, low population countries. Where you just have the few token mid-tier big cities and then every normal city being sparse. But since the country is small any citizen in a social mood can just venture out to the big cities.

Like an Austria or something.

So jealous.

It's the old saying. Europeans think 100 miles is a long way and Americans think 100 years is a long time

>that feel when you frequently drive over 100 miles in a day

yeah i see what you mean
i went to the US several times and it's just so huge

>literally MUH DIK-ing right now
americans

From memes I know that the French in the North East are to you what East Germans are for us: a shame.
The Bretons seem to be peculiar, what makes them likeable. But South must be truly beautiful. I love lavender, it is my favorite flower and scent. But here lavender has a very week smell, not comparable to France I guess.
Partition of Francia was a mistake to be very honest.

I almost want some of the states to get fully TACO'D just so I can have a change of scenery on my road trips.

the north had all the coal industry so it's mostly poor and red bricked building and it's just ugly
hum lavender smell is pretty strong but it's been a while since i have been south
theonly down side to me is the cicadas they're really noisy
yeah probably but we don't have closed border now so it's just a language barrier thing

I like the North(east) though. Champagne is really comfy

when i mean the north i meant really just the "nord pas de calais" which was ruined by heavy industries

I see, and honestly I realize I was thinking more of the Northeast/East of France when you said North.

Europeans colonised America for a reason mate.