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mara

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babestation

No they won't. I'm not anywhere near chad mode and i instantly reject fatties just like everyone else.

Go outside

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need a qt finnish asmr gf desu lads

>tfw radical centrist

reminder to not reply to tripfriends

>Explain

take the fat/sugar out and suddenly you have a different taste, texture, thickness, etc

you have to add a thousand other chemicals like aspartame to make up for it and make it taste similar/identical

5-6/10 girls nail chads all the time, maybe not fatties but still

anyone ever considered taking soylent or making your own? very interested in the concept as a lot of the time i can't be arsed with food so either eat shit or just don't eat at all

rorkes out

>You will work in pairs for these experiments
>have no friends

we're taking in only 20,000

alri

helo my red pilled friend.

it kinda makes me hate womyn as i want a pure waifu but then again I understand why womyn do it.

No they don't you autist. Even if that was true (which it isn't), most girls don't actually want to be a pump and dump

Fucking hate Leafs, boring fucking cunts

>a thousand other chemicals like aspartame
so very well studied chemicals that have been proven to be completely safe for human consumption?

can't wait for them to integrate x

i know where they can go

yes good goy consume more aspartame and MSG

sniff some asbestos whilst you're at it

Wanted to contribute on the woman discussion but I realised that human love, relationships, sexuality, attractions, social roles are incredibly complex and it would be foolish to generalise

Getting a gf really opened my eyes tbqh

>most girls don't actually want to be a pump and dump

you've never been to a 'spoons on a saturday night have you?

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>"pick a partner you don't usually talk to"
>everyone gravitates towards me

>'spoons represents the average girl
Fucking hate this site, why do i come here

>MSG
literally nothing wrong with MSG you imbecile

and the health concerns of aspartame are minor and only come about with excessive consumption

need a maddie bum on my face
front or back, it doesn't matter

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

could you cite me a study done in the last 10 or even 20 years that has proven aspartame to be bad? and there isn't msg or asbestos in sugar free drinks you absolute retard

aspartame is objectively better for you than sugar unless you're some sort of endurance athlete

If chads had standards, the sexual economy wouldn't be fucked to all hell

howling at you lad. Just because you're a chad doesn't mean you necessarily have insane standards. And if a 5-6/10 is throwing herself at you and is going to be easy why would they pass it up.

is this the true redpill?

>building catches fire again
>have to stand around for ages outside in the cold
>everyone talks to each other but *walks away from me* whenever I'm near

will have a listen.

hmmmmm

SHRIEKING

the absolute STATE of yankland

imagine unironically thinking sugar is good for you

>r9k

quite literally have the 'ergers

why would you consume either?
I primarily drink tea and water

Won't have to worry about aspartame anymore when stevia takes over

arguing with these "aspartame is literally death, msg will kill you" faggots makes me feel like I am talking to a 50 year old boomer who doesn't have access to the internet

inside the mind of a girl
>want to have sex tonight
>will it be with chad, or derek
hmm tough one

Happened to me plenty and i turn them down because one nighters dont interest me

Suppose Sup Forums would call it degeneracy. It's just a turnoff for me desu

goals

Yes. You will get the pill one day user..

>you will never drive a luxury car

Sunderland, Boro and Bournemouth to go down lads

dead rising is getting really realistic

i just looked through everyone in my lab group on facebook and i've never spoken to any of them
happens to me too often
i'd talk to u m8

bitter as fuck

you need to meet better girls. Try talking to some

Good post

not bitter m8 I'd do the same were the roles reversed and I wanted quick sex.

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Because humans are biologically wired to enjoy the taste of sweet things

*shows u some heckin respect*

there but for the grace of god go we

Should be a Holocaust for the homeless ngl especially ones that are there for non-economic reasons

had a very cosy childhood

day off tommorow

t. boring friendless turd

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Sunderland, Hull & Swansea

"Drew Paul"? more like Rue Paul, ha-ha.

>he literally makes a living off this
hahaha what the fuck
who pays for this?

If other attractive lads had your attitude, women would have to shape up

but they slag it up in teens and 20s and get a beta provider before the biological clock runs out

I don't really care for sweets
I prefer spice and bitter flavours
also humans were DEFINITELY not designed to consume sugar in any large amounts, the amount present in fruits/vegetables is enough.

would shag this up the arse and would claim it isn't gay with a femme dick in my mouth

I drove a cl amg before
I was a passenger in the 2008 version of this car

When was the last time you ate pizza?

t. neet who lives with his parents

>getting fit is too much effort to for too little gain
>might as well get so fat you can literally go fuck yourself

this guy gets it

Night lads. Any of you cunts wanna read me a bedtime story?

padraigstein

Why are there lemons next to those pancakes?

Boro have literally scored 19 goals and don't defend that well anymore

Clements 4-1-4-1/4-3-2-1 is literally unexposable

Thanks lad

because lemon and sugar is the patrician pancake topping

>its a low value males voice thier bitter opinions towards women thread

Humans are unequal from birth. Equality is unnatural and forcing it wouldn't work. Humans naturally stratify, even in simple social situations hierarchies can form

Had a very lonely childhood.

they arent that special lad

you can drive supercars for 200 euro

same here, to be fair.

*engineers a series of wars against france in order to unify the german states, deliberately excluding austria in order to ensure prussian dominance over the new german empire*

got a date with a girl off tinder but honestly don't think I'll go
she's pretty trashy SJW looking and driving to her will be a bit of a mission, maybe if she lived in town I'd go for it.

and humans weren't meant to fly but we have planes

funny how unis are filled with certified chung taags, but the moment they open they speak they're as unappealing as it gets
Good thing no one ever directs that nonsense at me haha because no one speaks to me get it

always find it bizarre that there are people who given a choice would choose a sugary drink when you can get a drink that tastes virtually the same with no sugar in it

>girl makes fun of a man's height (something he cannot change
>absolutely hilarious
>man makes fun of a fat girl (something she can change)
>sexist, bigoted, literally hitler

*hugs you*
It's alright user :3

really great analogy you got there mate

The plane flies, not the human. The human sits in a chair on the plane.

that implies equality is desirable

stopped caring about women a long time ago
have a female penpal and that's about it
not out of hatred or anything, i'm just shit at communicating

the human flies in the plane