I just lost my virginity at a chinese massage parlor

i just lost my virginity at a chinese massage parlor

ama

How was it?

was she good

tite what's the problem

cost me $200 to fuck a chubby, bad breath, semi ugly 30 year old broad. the pussy wasnt as tight as i wouldve thought it wouldve been, but i got a nut off while i was fucking her.
4/10

10 being the juiciest orgasm ive had while jerking it

Brother I am sorry for your sorrow.

she gave a good back massage

only put the tip of my dick in her mouth though.

i left and drank a quarter of a bottle of jack daniels while showering. at least im not a virgin though… right???

What went down? How did you do it?

At least you won't die a virgin OP.

Who is op

Trips of wisdom

Was she at least decent looking

Well at least you only lost your chink virginity.

congratulations, you're a man now

Were you the user asking about massage parlors yesterday bro?

Well before I even went through with it, I scoped the place out. I notice that the window were heavily tinted. The building was very well blended in to everything around it. While looking around I saw a number so I gave it a ring and luckily someone picked up. The lady on the phone a a stereotypical asian accent, so I kinda knew that the place had to be a legit "rub shop". I asked how much for a massage, and she gave me prices that I was okay with. I showed up about 20 minutes later and was escorted to the massage table where it went down. she haggled and managed to get all the money out of my pocket since i was horny and eager. soon after, i stripped down. she massaged my back while standing up and holding onto these poles running across the ceiling. it was pretty good actually. then after a few minutes, she moved down my back and tickled my balls. then i flipped over and she sucked me off.
i fucked for around 10 minutes and came before I really knew it. i wanna die

check my fucking trips boys.

im op. i only post dank memes

Checked.

Why is it such a big deal? Virginity is meaningless, I lost mine in a similar fashion when I was in the navy. Bucktoothed paki slag, wasn't great but who cares, just meant I knew what to do next time. I nutted in a fat tart I brought home the other week from the pub, 3 minutes. Shit happens, luckily she was wasted and just fell asleep. Every hole is a goal man.

>i wanna die

Thanks for letting me know how it turned out. Be comforted by the fact that from your folly, you've warned others to avoid repeating your missteps.

it meant alot to get it over with. its the perspective of someone who hears about how great sex is 24/7. When you never had that in your life, sex becomes a huge wonder. The fact that I hadn't done it before made it mean so much more to me than it would to someone who had the experience before.

I just wish I'd done it with girls who were more attractive. But now that I know what its all about, i feel more comfortable moving towards getting it from girls im attracted to

Dubs of trips
Also rip OP