Wake up

>Wake up
>look at news
>see this

Wut do?

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kill my neighbor's dog

Laugh at helpless Europoors

happy that the yankshits are fucking of

fuck off yank pigs

Finally we can stop wasting money for shit we'll never use anyway

Rejoice and celebrate outside on the streets.

FOY

invade Poland

..............I know we're supposed to be BFF's with Poles, but if you'd invade Slovakia too, we'd be eternally grateful and probably join you on your dark path.

invade hans island

fuck you denmark

Great! I'd celebrate. The US needs to leave NATO and the UN.

We can still do joint military operations in the future if need be. This doesn't stop us from acting together, but our countries and militaries are bound and hamstrung by these joint decisions.

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>Russia goes for European land instead of the Far East

good news for us TBQH

*fly away*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Invade USA.

>hurr durr, if NATO dissolves [le ebil Russian armored vehicles] will roll into [le former Russian large town], so let's all get fussy and say 'NATO, NATO please don't dissolve'

every time. shills really ought to be more creative

also

>Wut do?

kebab removal time

Invasion time best time

>Hypersensitive German overreacts and doesn't know that a shill is

But that's retarded and would never happen.

Celebrate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANZUS#United_States_suspends_obligations_to_New_Zealand

Yes it will because of Trump and Russians and hacks and stuff, trust me bro I'm a reporter

Please leave
I don't understand why we waste money on this old organization. What is the point in this organization. Do you expect the NATO members to actually confront militarily any country that invades them? Imagine the Spaniards response to quickly mobilize and defend Germany? Please end this black hole of money. I have been arguing this for 20 years now. Remain friends and do individual ops. Do the rely on the European talk show for anything concrete

>doesn't know that a shill is

somebody who pretends to be objective but has an agenda

We're still allied under NORAD and other treaties, so I guess nothing?

Sort Baltic stocks I guess

>US leaves NATO
>European defence union and army are set up
>full federalization 5 years after

Invade the baltic countries

t. Mikhail mikhailovic

if dubs, the EU will IMMEDIATELY unify

one more try

if i get it this time, europe will be made great again by pic related

SCHULZ'd

fucking christ i give up

Salute while singing the national anthem before eating a burger and then clapping for the rest of the day.

invade spain

Let me pick this up this is the good one

Le bump

I'll give it one more shot.

This time, Russia gets nuked and the UK gets SCHULZ'd along with unification if i can get dubs

rejoice. because it means nato will be gone.

last try

im running out of EU memes here

I'm still not sure if it's a girl or a boi

Go to Sup Forums and post it there.

Fucking love Schulz.