Is Sup Forums Team Edward or Team Jacob ?

Is Sup Forums Team Edward or Team Jacob ?

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team bane

Edward

>bane
>not team See-Ay-Aay
I am ddiissaappoioinntt

volturi

It's amazing how short lived this was, given how utterly rabid people got about it.

team cia

also,
>girls used to fawn over these guys
Why? they are nothing special next to guys like Chris Evans, Henry Cavill, Christian Bale and Ben Affleck.

And that's just from super hero movies.

Because of escape fantasies

>my boring life is so fkin booriiing, wish it was more exciting
>why doesn't anyone notice me? I'm special!!
>omg a cute super strong immortal vampire falls in love with me and would do anything for me
>omg 2 guys are fighting over me xD!!!! OMG WISH THIS WAS ME!!!

let me see

>wanting to be a fag who turns to a goddamn wolf
>having to buy new clothes all the time

vs.

>being a beautiful shining motherfucker
>get all the hot chicks
>be able to run at high speed
>be strong as fuck

yeah, I wonder

In real life a girl wouldn't have gone for Edward because he's a fucking self-doubting a-social beta cuck whereas the wolf is pretty alpha.

But since this is fiction, I'd have gone for Edward.

pattinson actually looks somewhat good so I can understand girls going apeshit over him

the wolf boy on the other hand looks like some dirty spic who has never had a proper beard in his life. girls who like him really are the bottom of the barrel

Because Bella was written brilliantly, in a way.
Up until book 4, she was the absolutely perfect Self Insert character for anyone who didn't give a damn about little things like plot holes, shit characterisation, being a literal psychopath, etc.

She was described as pretty much perfect, but without the specifics that would prevent self insertion.

>In real life a girl wouldn't have gone for Edward because he's a fucking self-doubting a-social beta cuck whereas the wolf is pretty alpha.

never read the books but wasn't it somehow implied that he had some sort pheromone shit going on? that girls couldn't resist him or something?

>mfw i had to go see the first one with a girl from high school
even she said they were dumb as shit, still doesn't excuse her from reading the books

>jacob was cucking the fuck out of edward then falls in love with the baby who will be an adult in a few years
TEAM JACOB

>tfw I actually asked my ex to watch the first one just for the lulz
>tfw it was quite alright, even if somewhat cringeworthy
>tfw tried to read the first book afterwards but couldn't get past two pages

two motherfucking pages. never in my life had I stopped reading a book after two pages but stephanie meyer is a terrible and I truly mean TERRIBLE writer

I don't even know how girls were able to like that shit. I mean putting ethics aside, that shit is just retarded

>only one movie

I had to watch two of them with my GF and some of her friends at the time.

It was alright

I think only the first 2 books were out back then, but yeah they were really shitty and solely made for insecure girls to self insert themselves in Bella's character.
She stopped reading them after the first movie came out thankfully.

The books are hilarious, m8.
They make no fucking sense whatsoever, the characters are all cowardly escaped lobotomy patients, the only likable characters are antagonistic, and they manage to have good guys that condone eating babies to create psychotic vampire babby that would go on an unstoppable rampage until put down.

For bonus points, try imagining a tumblrite REEEEing over the blissfully inadvertent racism and sexism in it.

Bane?

>Team "I actually think you're a cool person and our positive qualities totally mesh

or

>Team "I'm 400 years old and still go to high-school because I am a creepy fuck. Also, I totally stalked you for three years that one time and also leaving bruises and broken bones on you is perfectly okay because I love you

Yeah, take a wild fucking guess.

because it was by a woman who probably wrote this shit when she was a sperg teenager

Team Van Helsing.

The depressing part is that she imagined and wrote it while in her 30s.

The funny part is that she has a degree in English Literature.

Breh Jacob was the most beta bastard ever put to film. I can't be bothered to find movie clips but CinemaSins shows this pretty well. Skip to 15 mins in, or when you see them in a tent

youtube.com/watch?v=gXPfFn8pO1M

Jacob = kino
Edward= lowbrow pleb trash

As a person/story: Team Jacob
In the looks category: Team Edward

RPattz is handsome as hell

Jacob = manlet
Edward = beta faggot who ended up getting cucked by kristen

Team Mustache Dad reporting in.

Team Charlie, dude didn't deserve this shit.

I think the first three were out by that time and I'm a sucker for fantasy. this though..... this was something else entirely

I really got a hearty laugh when I found a quote by stephen king where he himself stated that stephanie meyer didn't know how to write for shit

fuck yeah

Team Alice because she started my short hair fetish... Got dat hair still gives me a raging hard on and fills my mind with kinky filthy thoughts

Edward. Bob seems like a pretty cool guy irl.

Jacob is objectively a better developed character (which isn't saying much) but Bella/Jacob would have betrayed the entirety of the series, which is in essence a fat girl's supernatural fap fantasy. Jacob has to exist so fatty can turn him down and feel more empowered instead of being satisfied with one Prince Charming. I'd choose to be a Vampire in the Twilight world, though.

It happened right and the end and by then it was too late to make this not a phenomenon

This, loves Death Grips, mocked Twilight's plot and chills with David Cronenberg.

Thank goodness someone else recognizes that Bella Swan was a walking swatch of destruction sociopathically focused on her Happily Ever After. Nothing would stand in her way. I mean, fuck ever seeing your parents and friends again, right?

The only work Jacob can get these days is playing the retard part in Adam Sandler movies.. So i guess Team Edward won

>Pattinson over Lautner

No

The first movie is decent desu.

Myers had to give a cathartic ending to Jacob to complete her fantasy and appease the Team Jacob hoardes. Luckily for her the baby born from Vampire love and mental gymnastics was an easy, and more importantly unattached, fix. God Forbid one of her characters doesn't hook up with their soulmate in Forks, Washington.

I think Leah got screwed in the whole deal. That's about it.

Oh right, I had forgotten about her. But she also still has the ability to "imprint"(kek) like the rest of the unattached wolves.

Wow he got JUSTed real bad
That's pretty sad honestly

Edward is our boy. Lautner is a midget who couldn't close the deal with Taylor Swift. Eddy got closer to K-stew's feet than anyone here, and even if he got cucked in the end, it was probably all worth it for the feet

no its not

I was Team Jacob when the movies were out but now that I found out Robert Pattinson is based as fuck, I'm Team Edward.

Also in case you haven't seen it yet, Breaking Dawn Part Two is the comedy of the century, you guys should go watch it.

if I had no choice I would go with Edward. Edward is a jackass but I don't want my face destroyed in jacobs hormone rage nor do I want him constantly running off for pack shit. Edward being dead is kind of disgusting but I think I would get over it once I too am dead give that vampires in this story are more like faeries

>Team "I actually think you're a cool person and our positive qualities totally mesh
are you delusional? Which of their positive qualities totally mesh?

>It's amazing how short lived this was, given how utterly rabid people got about it.

Part of it was the ability of fans to transfer their feelings about the relationship of the main characters to their relationship in real life.

But either it was real and was ended by her infidelity or, as is more likely, it was only sort of real in the beginning and they were convinced to keep it going for as long as these movies were being made.

In any case, they're really comfy (if campy) and I unironically enjoyed them. You can all suck my beenis :3

>not picking tarkin
you are shit

>not team masketta

It really is, it doesn't even feel real.

Aro was fucking Sheev 2.0 I swear. Sheen was so hilariously based in these, especially the last one.

you would be surprised how common such shit works are in YA world. In some cases I can say "this does not speak to me because I am a guy" but i most cases its just shit. I did like vampire academy from part 3 onward, its comfy.

I agree

>cam rip
Fucking hell how old is this gif

>>having to buy new clothes all the time
they hide them in the woods.
>yeah, I wonder
you forgot the x men powers

desu, with rifftrax its quality sleeping aid

The movies are shot in a highly stylized way that was somewhat evocative and in keeping with the feel of the source material, I thought. But a nice looking piece of shit is still shit.

He always look so sad through out these movies like he wants to badly talk some sense into his selfish daughter but he knows it's a waste a time.

>tfw I read all four books
I read the first one, thought it was such a piece of shit the hype behind it didn't make sense. So I figured, maybe the second one is a lot better and that's why everyone's sucking the dick of this series.

Holy shit was I wrong. A month later, I realised I had wasted my time and money reading these shitty books

I watched first 3 movies at least 2-3 times but you are worse. Did you get audio books or did you physically read the words?

Doubtful. She stopped menstruating, remember?

No cycle, no kids, no imprinting.

Physically read the words. I still have the books somewhere in my closet

>Physically read the words.
absolute madman

That's because the wolves are immortal until the danger of the cold ones passes. Then they can settle down. The other wolves were all still imprinting while they were immortal, so once they turn mortal again, her cycle will start again. No reason she can't imprint.

>Edward: 6ft2in
>Jacob: "5ft10in"

I think that tells you everything you need to know.

I think they're immortal until they stop shifting. The danger rewoke them but they could keep shifting if they wanted.

It's just that she'll have to stop while the guys won't ... they can be immortal and still have kids, she can't.

Leah = rawest deal.

EHEHEHEHEHE

most read the books in middle school years. then the movies came out year after year as puberty hit them.

this also

>Ok Mr Sheen, your motivation in this scene is that you're batshit insane, on crack and you fucking love evil.

I surprisingly liked Jacob. Everyone else is melodramatic and self-obsessed, but he just swans around not giving a fuck.

>Bella's dad can't know she's a vampire. She needs to fake her death and run away.
>Nah it's cool I told him. He'll be here in ten minutes.
>Jacob! You might get him killed.
>Nah, whatever. I'm off to ride dirtbikes.

I don't get why this wouldn't be obvious to everyone. Like, this is pretty much what makes the whole series entertaining in the first place, Bella and Edward are basically sociopathic loners who'd be the villain vampire couple in any other story but just happen to be leads in this.

Edward doesn't even seem that bad compared to her.

Bella, though ... how many vampires die, people die, and folks get wolfed out due to her obsession?

You figure if she dropped it when Edward said drop it, James and Victoria would have gone on their merry way and what's his face, Laurant, would have gone to that coven up north.

The Cullens would have moved on so the wolfening of the tribe would have stopped and maybe Jacob wouldn't be so miserable.

Bunch of people in and around Forks wouldn't have died because Victoria wouldn't come back. (New Moon's my favorite, it's depressing)

Swan doesn't even miss a beat at the thought of faking her death and destroying her parents. And then there's the bit where she wonders what her "score" or "total" (of accidental human victims) will be when she's changed. She's totes okay with there being some dead peeps if she gets her Happily Ever After.

Bitch is SCARY.

>And then there's the bit where she wonders what her "score" or "total" (of accidental human victims) will be when she's changed.

That's what really gets me about her character, she seems to just enough self awareness to occasionally acknowledge that she's insane, but generally doesn't care or pay much mind to it and just embraces her fantasy. I truly believe that she'd make a fantastic villain if were she in any other series.

Team Peter Cushing

Team Cedric Diggory. Sharkboy can go suck a dick

I would actually like a story where Bella gets murdered by Edward and Mustache dad hunts down vampires for the rest of his life.

How do you differentiate handsome men from normal men? They all look the same to me....

(Except Henry Cavill)

But user, Leah was antagonistic to Myer's self insert; no chance in hell for a happy ending for her!

My sister had the audiobooks and I had to listen to that fucking drivel every night through my wall.
On one hand it's how I picked up Discworld, through audiobooks so I didn't have to listen to that shit. On the other hand I had to listen to that shit.

It made me hate the movies with a passion.

Twilight isn't that bad

t. straight guy

Well I disagree so you better fucking stay up at night with a gun, partner. As soon as I find where you live I'm going to debate you for hours.

Seriously, what's so bad about it? Do you not want a grill who wets her panties every time she sees you?

Because it was like listening to shit straight from some tumblr lardplanet's fanfiction narrated by untalented faggots fresh out of highschool for untalented faggots fresh out of highschool. None of the characters were believable, none of their actions were believable, the main character and by extension everyone that the fat shit author wanted to stuff into her hamwhale cooch was a do-nothing-wrong Mary Sue-tier shitstreak.
My Immortal would be more entertaining to listen to. In fact My Immortal would probably be a fucking masterpiece on the big screen.

Eh but his fiancée though..

Edward is an ancient old man fucking a teenager.

The furry fell in love with a toddler.

They are both disgusting freaks.

>Gambon was channeling the spirit of Albert Dumblydore when playing the role of Albus

It all makes sense now

>muh fiction should not be like fiction! It should be exactly like real life! It shoudl make me feel comfortable! Nobody is perfect, even in fiction! I shouldn't have to read fiction where people are perfect and the world is, too!

This is you. A retarded fat fuck.

Weak bait. Mediocre.

Not bait

Well, Not Bait, it was weak bait.

Wasn't bait at all. That's what I think.

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET MOTHERFUKEE?!!!?!!

It was............
Dumblsdore!

That's hardly our fault

SO?

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