Hey anons, how can I make my penis disgustingly big?
I want to shoot some porn (probably with traps because why not) and completely be a locomotive fuck train.
At the beginning of every video I shoot, I'll look at the camera and say, "this is for you anons" *wink* and then fuck the other actor until their eyes roll back.
If nothing else, I thought it would be a fun thing to do for you guys.
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You can get implants and surgeries for both a longer and girthier dick.
I'll do that, just for the shoots. I want to make you guys feel special.
fpbp
Your sad, fake erection that cost you tens of thousands of dollars and multiple surgeries that are not only painful but also embarrassing, would snap in twain the first time you tried to use it.
I think we'll all laugh at you. Eva use the surgeries wil desensitize your dick, the cosmetic portion will be terrible unless you already have tens of thousands of dollars for someone extremely skilled, and you're not gonna actually get to be a Brazzer's star.
good goyim! Embrace your shortcomings! Nothing can be done!
If you are seriously considering dick surgery because you were born with pathetic equipment you should reroll.
I'm not but it's no less pathetic than women who get boob and vag jobs.
Not to mention general cosmetic surgery for vanity's sake.
>you should reroll
Why don't you just become a "bottom" in porn?
> I'm taking this one for you /b
m8 if u want to shoot porn as long as your camerawork and girls are hot it the size of your benis wont matter. just have good lighting and make sure you are both clean...unless you are going for filthy porn of course.
>tfw I actually discovered how to make my dick longer
>tfw not telling how to do it because I don't big dicks to become common
went from 6.5 inches at 17 yo to 9 inches at 22 yo.
feels good being big and asian
Puberty isn't a secret, sport.
that pic is shopped fyi
Yeah, I can tell by the dixels.
Ok serious question
What is the underground only on need to know basis way to enlarge?
Not talking about ligament cutting surgery
I'm talking full transplant, is that possible?
>full transplant
You just need some fat from your ass injected in your dickmeat.
No
I am talking about a full-length replacement
I mean if they can fucking replace an entire heart Jesus
Surgery, surgery or shoving pills down your pee hole(they just cause 'swelling') are the only ways to actually make your dick bigger.
The heart is one big muscle with giant veins and arteries attaching it to the rest of the body.
Transplanting a dick is lower risk but much more complicated.
Imagine the difference between connecting 4 garden hoses to a basketball compared to connecting strings of cooked spaghetti to an water balloon.
Shit analogy but whatever.
>people this stupid
>what's worse is people this disgustingly evil
>they think they can steal someones dick
i. want. off. this. gay. earth.
Ok how about adding a mid section?
I'm coming for your dick bro
You'd be better off just getting a tranny penis.
It inflates and everything.
Ok listen man
I know you think I'm trolling but I'm not, I have good skills, good technique and my dick isn't big
I have an inner need to make it bigger
I am seriously serious. Don't ask me why I need it, I just do.
Is there anything in the medical field that is available? Even if it costs millions?
Yes. But you won't get it unless you see a shrink first.
Any respectable doctor will insist on that. And frankly, when it comes to the dick, I wouldn't risk an unrespectable one.
Try a cock ring
But is there such a surgery as a transplant?
Because the surgery I know of is basically cutting the back side of the penis ligament and making it hang
Is there an actual full transplant?
I've never heard of it.
There's the cutting the ligament one, and using fat from the lower belly to increase girth, and then there's the one where they make a fake dick out of various skin flaps and whatnot that they do for female-to-male transgenders.
But I've never heard of someone taking a dick from one person and putting it on someone else.
Late christmas present on me guys go fuck your ex gf tonight - snap-leak-cf
>Transplanting your dick
>Not just grafting on an extra dick
women do it for the aestetics, you want it to be functional which it won't be
Except it would be. Both of the surgeries maintain functionality.
You want to tell me that if a multimillionaire wanted a bigger one right now, there wouldn't be anything to be done?
Let's talk about underground space mission tier classified surgeries
I'm sure there is one
Just out of curiosity how big would you want it if you could freely add size?
Me I want a comical 12 length by 10-inch circumference with a tattoo that reads 100% dark chocolate on the side for keks.
>hurr durr ur heart could not support...
>mfw 6,5
>fit lots of muscle mass
oh it'll get hard or I'll beat it trying
8 inches and coke can thick
Then I would flaunt the fact that I have one to everyone in town
Then a contender would appear and we would dick fight for the town big dick title
Bourgeois vs Hamilton
lol I would be making these size whores cry they be like
I want a dick that can reach deep, well bitch how's your stomach feel?
Would finally make my gf whom I love cum from penetration
I fucking hate that I have to eat her out to make her cum
:(
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Look up penis stretchers only thing I've come any where near a close solution
Love the heart but I think dick size is all up to genetics and having proper nutrition while growing up.
>2016
>Actually having this mindset
Are you retarded?
I was and poor growing up went days without eating. when your in that state school food is a god send I would steal extra lunches to bring home to my family.So yeah that's probably a factor.
silicon injections
Get a smaller gf, pencildick.
