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brit is shit

pee pee pee
poo poo poo
uhhhhh. *hmpfff* BBBBRRAAPPP PPFFFFFFTTTPTPTPTFFFFF BBBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAUUUPPPP
quite smelly

it would be a non-voluntary replacement for the life sentence given to felons in 3strike jurisdictions

they wouldn't be given land or money, they'd be sent to work on plantations or factories in special economic zones with competitive regulations and taxes to incentivize american companies like apple to stop producing in the 3rd world

no leaves please

Dildo, Newfoundland

do 3 felonious convictions warrant life-in-prison as a sentence? why only apply it to to african–americans?

Get rekt, pakis!

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anyone remember the cuckio meme

>put 6 photos of myself and 1 photo of my cat on tinder
>use the 'top photo' function
>my cat is picked as the top photo
>add new photos of myself
>always the cat

i fap to dead canadians

favorite vid from le edgy alt right memer kid xD

youtube.com/watch?v=awRZDhXe8IA

its a dumb idea
I think creating a voluntary African run state in the Carribean would be far more fruitful.

>tfw you get deported to Nigger Island

just took your survey

hope you get an A in whatever class your project is for

the prison industrial complex is a dumb idea, and im trying to reform it

you're proposing something radically different, and i dont really have any arguments against it, except maybe Liberia, but that didnt get proper support from the US and african-americans.

Why do Aussies pee in their mouths?

>Canuggers

youtube.com/watch?v=cJr226idrFg

>tfw too intelligent to have friends

*pressed the 'random anime' button*
hmm yes yes... that shall do nicely... mmmmm yes

same

*cracks open a beer*

morning lads

Canada should annex an Carribean island already and turn it into a mafia/gambling vacation haven.

Make like a beer and neck yourself

then I must be a fucking genius

>one piece has like 1000 episodes
fuck that.

lads lads rate my translation


>i'm 30 on the head if nothing else!

so????

*cracks open some tea*

morning lads

el oh el he watches anime

what

what

*cracks open my dick*

afternoon lads

*cracks open my window*

oops

*cracks open your skull*
morning lads

the girl is saying that she is 30, but her mentality

she is 25 actually

please help me making this understandable

NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT

so this is what happens... when /cric/ ends.. wowo...

i was literally someone's wife's son for a few years

the brazilian is cute

Make like a banana and split

half an hour of light reading and then bed

fuck off nigger

bit rude

guys please thanks ^^

poonited stains of american't

she's 25 but has the mentality of a 30 year old?

honestly still not sure what you're talking about

>on the phone with a client for ages
>walk around the office while I call
>finish the call
>they call again
>walk by a colleague's desk and pick up his nerfgun while I'm on the phone
>cock it and shoot myself in the head while carrying on the client conversation without a hitch
He looked a little taken aback so I probably shouldn't do that again

shit ive forgotten the cuckio meme

>tfw to dumb to answer the cute brazilians question

idk theres definitely a snappy way to say what you want to say but im not sure what

my thoughts on your posts
youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8#t=18

"I'm 30 mentally, if nothing else"
"I think like a 30 year old"
"I act like someone twice my age"
(that last one isn't meant to be accurate to the numbers, I'm assuming she's telling a joke)

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30 at heart

shit slow thread time to get zooted and fall asleep

Scotland's pretty much internationally renowned for its fantastic cuisine: haggis, DFMBs, Irn Bru, neeps 'n' tatties, Cullen skink, festy cock (which I'll be having today for shrove Tuesday) and rollmops to merely scratch the surface. I'd put it as slightly better than French cuisine, slightly worse than Italian cuisine

thank you so fucking much


i-i will come back, p-please be gentle !

waiting for the bus to work lads

sitting on my arse posting on /brit/ lads

mmmmmmmmmmm

spotted dick's rank because it's not scottish

*converts america to the metric system*

What the fuck did you just call me kaffir? A sand what?

can't imagine what this creature's day to day life must be like, I could never be so antagonistic 24/7
like your entire assistance is politics.
I can't even go on Sup Forums because it angries up the blood and makes me feel sick.

castle

This breakfast of pastrami, hot horseradish and sliced black olive in a freshly baked bread bun is brexcellent!

*converts america to the islamic system*

this is your loo for tonight

do you remember it?

banging choon to get me going in the morning
youtube.com/watch?v=VHHwoKZvIMQ

do you remember when we got a room we was fuckin all night

there's a fucking pom door salesman at my door right now

he probably gets a higher wage doing that shit job than most british CEOs get

Caffe Americano

lads ever since I applied my multiradial kummer-detachment to the frobenius-like theta group/elliptic cuspidalization and trĂŻpods/Belyi cuspidalization my dong just hasn't been working right.

egspresso

wouldmarry/10

The King of Jordan is more British than the Queen. The King of Jordan is a descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), has English ancestry, and follows a real English religion. It's time for a swap.

ok
*presses my anus right against her face so her nose is buried inside and does a big wet shart*

where were you in 92

he was in Star Trek too

the womb

Cricket is monosexual

alri grandad

p*land on suicide watch.

Please rate my OC

shit

I was 5 years old

dont get it

thought it was going to be like nintendogs but with a lot more sleeping

thought the entire gf20xx and virgin things were a meme. Wasn't aware you are all genuinely runts

which one lads?

classic birdcucks

Surrey

>GB - United Kingdom

ah yes that's where you've hidden it
mong

don't cry for me; I'm already dead

APOLOGIZE

christ what an absolute runt

>sheffield

the stepdad eats well done steak with ketchup