It's really got me thinking: why do French people all look kinda retarded? I don't find retards particularly sexy, but I guess there's something sort of cute about it. That swollen, hooded eyelid thing.. did Mom drink while pregnant?
Way too many frogs have this look for it to be a coincidence, and it doesn't seem common anywhere else. What's the deal?
Jack Baker
It's like bug eyes that are puffy and saggy
Jace James
It might be that recently discovered brain parasite which french people commonly have,
Isaiah Stewart
Brain parasite?
Bentley Rodriguez
Makes them impulsive and bad at driving, Could also explain some other french weirdness.
Jaxson Williams
If you ever owned a cat in your life you probably have it as well.
Alexander Gonzalez
you think it looks retarded?
just looks like their perma-tired to me
Carter Johnson
>having cats wew lads.
Evan Butler
I wonder if that has to do with the snails Frenchmen typically eat. Snails are loaded with parasites.
Lucas Cruz
Hmm, interesting. But yeah, they all look like they have a little bit of Down's Syndrome.
Michael Morales
Stop reading gay webcomics.
Dylan Scott
Tired people don't get this puffy. It's like they've got half a black eye 24/7. No amount of sleep deprivation does this to people.
Ayden Howard
are you talking about that toxogondola plasma thingy?
Robert Edwards
true
but then you might need to find a fairer example than gainsbourg, cunt did spent most of his life on the piss chainsmoking gauloises
Elijah Taylor
>toxogondola plasma
yes
Jaxson Watson
...
Ethan Howard
toxoplasmodium or something
Gavin Rogers
He had the same look when he was young, though. I mean, look at these pics I've posted; there's definitely a consistent eye thing here.
Owen James
cheese, cigarettes and wine everyday
Aaron Johnson
...
Tyler Taylor
...
Anthony Carter
Except that's wrong you dumb raghead
Thomas Reyes
It's hot
Jeremiah Martinez
It's not just the eyes, it's their expression as well. On women it comes across as sultry and aloof. I find it incredibly attractive, especially with their breathy voices. There is nothing hotter than a real French woman who knows how to work her femininity.
Nathan Flores
All immigrants.
Michael Thomas
He's not French fucking faggot.
He's North African.
Christopher Collins
I don't see a bunch of people looking like that in other countries. So is it a fetal alcohol syndrome thing?
Jaxon Scott
Because we ARE retarded.
Aaron Murphy
Do you live in France ? Do you meet french ppl everyday ? If you do you would see they don't all have weird eyes. Why do americans always try to find new ways to ridiculize the french ? Why dont you just fuck off yankee ?
Nolan Edwards
Oh
So that's why I'm (almost) autistic?
Carter Rogers
Why do you do this ? is your keyboard broken ? Very weird !
Grayson Hall
>t. Has the cat parasite
Jackson Wilson
not our fault that we have autism
I just learnt from my grandmother that when she was a kid in her village, there were a lot of incest marriage because it's right at the border between france and savoie, they didn't want to be part of any so they stayed only within their villages. and they chained their kids at the front door just like dogs, I can still see some parts of it at my grandparents house.
Thomas Taylor
Relax, Frenchie. Sure, not all French people smell or have glassy, puffy eyes, like not all Americans are fat, and not all Anglos have beady eyes, and not Irish drink and eat cabbage, but come on.
Alexander Wright
u mad lole
Jeremiah Evans
...
Austin Ward
>these are the people that try to make fun of the US
Alexander Hernandez
Bane?
Nathan Allen
You are pretty dumb to think every French are puffy eyes because you saw celebrities with this shit
Rare are the people I know with puffy eyes
Ryder Clark
h'es spanish born in noth africa
sepharade jew
gainsbourg : sepharade jew
>Exarchopoulos she's greek
ethnic french are like 30/35 millions in france the rest are immigrants form europe (spanish, portugese, polish etc) and of course noth african, blacks...
Tyler Lewis
I have it too! I should probably start a race war.
Nathaniel Green
>spain >europe
Nope
John Butler
From my experience it's more people from north africa and spain who have this kind of eye
Christopher Mitchell
wait what do i have them ?
Christopher Nelson
Elle n’avait pas qu’un corps Lola, entendons-nous, elle était ornée aussi d’une tête menue, mignonne et un peu cruelle à cause des yeux bleu grisaille qui lui remontaient d’un tantinet vers les angles, tels ceux des chats sauvages. Rien que la regarder en face, me faisait venir l’eau à la bouche comme par un petit goût de vin sec, de silex. Des yeux durs en résumé, et point animés par cette gentille vivacité commerciale, orientalo-fragonarde qu’ont presque tous les yeux de par ici.