*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Outta my way Snyder fucking shits

MCU is played out already

get out the way for capekino

*unsheathes ultimate edition*

Oh Snyder
My Snyder

iron man is a black female nigger now

you're cinematic universe is done.

>A reading from the Acts of Man of Steel
>Scene 2:13: Selected passages


>3 And I heard a loud voice from the cinema saying, "Look! Snyder's dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and Snyder himself will be with them and be their saviour.

>4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more repetitive or safe or cheap comedy or quips, for the old order of Marvel movies has passed away."

>13 And so they hated him, and persecuted him. The critics crucified him and threw rotten tomatoes at him.

>14 But he persevered and gained strength from the audience, and so we will persevere.

>15 And he stands by the right side of the spirit of Kino, and draws inspiration from it, and so will his followers.

>22 During the filming of the port battle at Batman v Superman, Snyder was found wandering along the port.

>23 In one of such instances he walked on water while carrying an IMAX camera on one hand, which greatly terrified his cast and crew at that time.

>24 Affleck, out of fear, shouted "Snyder, if it is you, tell me to come to the water!"

>25 "Come". Snyder said.

>26 Affleck stepped on the water and walked for a few feet but then sank. He cried out "Snyder, hast thou forsaken me? Save me, oh dear brother!"

>27 Immediately Snyder reached out his hand and caught him.

>28 Snyder exclaimed, "Bin Muhammad Afflecki, why did you doubt?"

>29 And so the heretic one vowed to spread the word.

>uses deep throat Evans
>thinks it's an insta-win
Even with Spider-Man, Civil War underperformed. People are tired of your cartoons. Capekino has arrived. Step aside, faggots.

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>BvS didn't even break 1bil
>Civil War made more money than BvS in less time
>"Civil War underperformed"

You DCucks slay me

When Suicide Squad bombs and Doctor Strange is another big hit, please don't kill yourselves

Sup Forums LISTEN TO ME NOW

That jab at affleck defending Muslims. Beautiful.

a movie with 2 cultural icons didn't even make a billion

that's fucking pathetic.

iron man(585.2 mil) + hulk (263.4 mil) = 848.6 mil

vs

man of steel (668 mil) + BvS (871 mil) = 1.539 billion

1st 2 movies box office compared.

MCUcks BTFO

>the terrible writing, acting, editing and overblown cgi don't matter because you see in this scene superman represents...

hurry up, losers.

This is sad lmoa

>21 movies
how do people defend this shit? james bond has the same amount of movies in 50 fucking years. don't the autistic ever get tired of watching the same movie over and over?

All these impotent sterile marvelcucks.

Hating DC won't fix you degenerate self ',:^)

these threads are like the war of the absolutely braindead

Daily reminder

If you don't agree, then GO BACK

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>civil war made less than age of ultron and dark knight rises
>underperforms with spiderman, marvels most popular character

how did it fail so badly?

>two cultural icons that have been here since the 1930s
>doesn't make a billion
>Suicide Squad will probably gross more than BvS

>Suicide Squad will probably gross more than BvS

Nah, it'll gross less, but have a higher RT score

>Muh billion
>imply box office alone dictates quality
Your billion dollar movie has already been forgot. Ingested by normies and shit out in liquid diarrhea form like so much McDonald's "food" is every day. Disposable garbage entertainment for the masses and made with the production values of an episode of Saved By The Bell.
>2001
>The Shining
>Alien
>The Fifth Element
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Psycho
>Blade Runner
All of these were panned by critics and or were considered commercial flops in their time. All of them are considered classics now and ingrained in the public consciousness. Civil War will be forgotten forever and so will all the future Marvel films, especially after phase 3 ends and their giant load has been spent and is still dripping from the open mouths of their SJW Nu Male Neckbeard audience. Post phase 3 will be literal benchwarmer shit that no one will care about. MoS and BvS will live on, constantly being discussed, debated and dissected, like all fine art is.
Enjoy your fast food shit tier flicks, mouthbreathers.

>2001
94% on RT
>The Shining
88%
>Alien
97%
>The Fifth Element
71%
>Lawrence of Arabia
97%
>Psycho
96%
>Blade Runner
89% (theatrical) 100% (final cut)

BvS wasn't a movie, it was a 3 hour trailer for future movies just like Amazing Spider-Man 2.

>RT existed in the 60s and 70s

wow, you are a literal fucking autist

>uses RT scores for decades old movies
>revisionist and modern reviews only
How embarrassing for you. Your microscopic millennial penis is showing. Literally kill yourself.
>the best part was imagining you feverishly googling all those titles, jowls shivering with sperg rage

>Damage Control

The DCU was intended to start with Green Lantern.

Green Lantern + MoS made less than Iron Man + Hulk.

If Civil War is the Black Album, then BvS is St Anger

The Black Album was the worst record Metallica had ever made up till that point and was the exact moment they sold out to normies.
>Tfw Enter Sandman has the gayest lyrics in history

Black Album is a classic that all their peers consider the highlight of their careers. Rob specifically asked for Jason to play bass during their Hall of Fame induction because he wanted to see "the Black Album band" play. It's the gold standard for metal music. It's simpler, yet highly polished and refined.

St Anger tried to do something different with legendary musicians, but ultimately was a huge letdown because it failed to succeed at accomplishing what it set out to do. It was rough around the edges, lacked what fans loved about the group, and tried to be something it wasn't.

It's a perfect analogy.

>Blade Runner
>89% (theatrical) 100% (final cut)
Wait. there's a score for each version of the film? Where's the one for BvS Ultimate?

BvS is a Five Finger Death Punch song

It tries to be deep by talking about god and the devil and shit, but it fucking sucks dick

A Nickelback song, even

Nickleback doesn't try to pretend to be metal at least

This is true.
>working third shift security at a Bayer plant
>listening to the cheap AM/FM radio they have there in the gatehouse
>"2 hour metal tower" plays at 4 AM
>FFDP comes on

You know way too much about Five Finger Death Punch

Comics have been pushing the diversity shit for years, it hasn't fucked with the movies at all.

Marvel Studios and Marvel comics are completely separate companies now anyway, they don't affect each other

The Black Album is lowest common denominator brodude shit. Literally designed to be able to play at a 12 year olds birthday party without offending mommy and daddy.

Sure. It's not like it's in the National Archive or anything.