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I'm up

For the Emperor!

Ahoj

Guten Morgen

up

feel like shit
hate this flu season

I hungry af m8's, what should I eat?

jajecznica na bekonie

zapiekanka

I bought liver dumpling dough
Should I try to fry it or should I make some soup?

kebab

anime

ive got a weird lump on my dick, its white with a black dot, it doesnt hurt but its kinda hard, looks a bit like a pimple.

what can it be and how do i heal it? Or in the worst case, where do i go with it?

It's not an std

it's a zit, just squeeze it

>mom asks yesterday what I want of r lunch at work
>tell her I want řízek
>she tells me she will put that and majonez with it
>I love it
>open lunch at work just now
>řízek, white bread and smetanový sýr
WTF WHY REEEEEEEEE

still better than cold rzizek sandwich

deep

I guess so
I didn't even touch white bread, just microwaved řízek and put that smetanový syr on it.
I don't mind it much but it's like the third time now that she tells me that she will put one thing and puts something completely different.

you should keep her in check with regular bitchslaps

HERESY DETECTED
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>řízek
>with smetanový sýr
Sounds terrible

Yeah, it wasn't that bad but I prefer majonéza

>going through the list of people who are about to get handed over to exekuce
>1/3 of them is around my age
>the other 1/3 is even younger
doom.jpg

morning all

Ahoj

are there reasons on the list, I mean if they got it because the wanted newest iPhone or because they really had rough month or something

kurza twarz

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ingrown hair
just pop it

the dlužné částky usually start at 300K CZK and the purpose of it is usually related to reconstructions etc.
most of them probably just had a bad month or something but at least 1/8 will be frauds
t. knower

>300 000

jeeebus

hai gays
can you tell me what this animal is?

fine specimen of drevokot

can some of you understand the lyrics?

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stromokocúr

So what is this then?
A female of the same species?

You have to help me.
Pressure your governments into recognizing Transylvania as an independent country.

what would Slovakia gain from Transylvania becoming an independent country?

I don't know, you have to figure that out for yourself
Please do it anyway

hun butthurt

Please ignore him, he's an autistic szekely shitposter who's trying to copy Ikibey and is currently ruining /balk/ with his cringe.

if you have nothing to offer why do you expect others to do someting for you? the world doesn't run on kindness
i don't see how Transylvania becoming independent from Romania would make them butthurt, if anything it would have the opposite effect imo, and magyars being butthurt doesn't help Slovakia in any way

I want to escape Poland but the West scares me

pls let me live in Slovakoczechia

Din nou, nu sunt secui.

just go to Tesin or some other already half polish city

no I want to go somewhere where there are no Poles marry a Slovakoczech grill and raise Slovakoczech children

maybe Budejky or someplace else

then Brno thats like closes to something like czechoslovak city

requesting meme about polish spurdo priest in lithuania saying "where are the pagan litwini"

i offer in return a picture of a delicious meal, since i saw you were talking about food

fugg I wanna eat but I'm too poor and have no time to treat myself

I wish I had a gf who enjoys cooking

just use your wampir powers

hi heres menes :-DDDDDD X---DDDDDDD xDDDD

>pagan
It's pogoń, dummy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pahonia

MENY THENK'SES :DDDDDD

Ahoj

It's ded so I will share: I heard a voice again lads, I'm a little scared.

fridge again?

what did it say?

Nazdar

what did it say?

Ahojky
Still in class desu

Not the fridge, I think it came from my body this time. I was lying on my bed and then I heard shouting man 'CLOSE THAT DOOR, MONSTER'. Dunno if I am the monster or maybe there is one in my flat. My heart is beating mad. I'm alone fuck.

*muffled "you are beznadziejny" in the distance*

did you close it?

Now yes, I was lying on my bed for some time and came straight to you guys, you are my friends.

Fucking fridge I swear

Yes you are safe with us :)

Can you ask it some questions? Lets see if you can start a normal conversation with it

Thanks!
I will try. It's spooky when you are alone.

Ok then start with something simple like "how are you" or "can you hear me"? :)

are you not on the meds?

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genuine audible kek

Ok, now I said that 'I closed the door, wat now'?
I keep hearing incomprehensible conversations and ambulance sirens in the distance. I will try what you said, I will share if it will work.
I'm but looks like they stopped working, I told my psychiatrist about it, now I will take larger doses.
kekkity kek I'm glad that this fridge situation is an amusement for you guys

Hello, I am exorcist call now

audible kek

Hello I'm a certified exorcist , if you see something , hit it with the bible or strangle it with prayer beads

>kekkity kek I'm glad that this fridge situation is an amusement for you guys
that is just how i deal with shitty situations, i laugh at them, and people wonder and ask me why am i laughing, and i respond with "would it be better if i cried?"
hopefully this advice will be useful to you

Btw guys I experienced this some time ago, have you? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
It was scary as shit, lasted several minutes, I couldn't move or even call anyone for help.

ahahaha
(obsmarkałem się gurwa)
I see shadows moving, is that the Devil? I need to look for the bible.

I try to laugh it off too, my own fridge bully me and some guy tells me to do silly stuff but at least I'm not in full psychosis hearing to kill people or something. It might happen though, won't laugh then.

no and thats reason why im not trying lucid dreaming

Good for you. It happened to me just like that, I saw a shadow person who was crushing my chest, I also heard some weird music.

>sleep paralysis
Ye I had it once, fortunetly I did read about it few days prior so I didnt even panic but still weird feeling

>I see shadows moving, is that the Devil?
why devil? maybe thats your guardian angel looking out for you :)

>I didnt even panic but still weird feeling
I did panic a little. I thought it's my crazy hallucinations so I took a another pill afterwads, then I remembered about sleep paralysis.
>maybe thats your guardian angel looking out for you :)
Maybe that's my dad.
Next time I will say hi.
Funny, he was always an atheist and now he is probably looking out for me. I want to believe it.

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is that kofola?

Kvass

the amount of foam triggers me

looks like my cat desu

how is that possible that polish W3 VA is so superior to english one?

there's something wrong with those imperial fists

I'm sorry. It would be against our interests.

cd projekt va has been always praised

he looks like a total hissbag.

Drinking me some Krupnik, it's better than both beer and vodka. What are you having lads?

Pure vodka I mean, I am drunk

DRINK WITH ME REE

>tfw jewbook has been sued for censorship here

awesome

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
this is the explanation that some mental professionals give for why so many people claim to have experienced alien abductions, that this happened to them. Never had it but it sounds freaky as fuck.

What'd they do this time?

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