>Walk into your house
>You find Nicki Minaj standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your house
call the police and report a breaking and entering
butt raep.
Sure?
sorry for the abysmal state of my apartment ma'am. please don't tell anybody how i live
>equip gun
>use gun
>CASTLE LAW MOTHERFUCKER
>be hailed as a hero for saving the world from shitty music
rape her
probably look around and ask where the camera crew is, then ask for a selfie and maybe an autograph, and then stand there awkwardly when she doesn't leave and then ask her to leave because my mom definitely doesn't know or care who she is and might have a negative reaction if she sees nicki just standing there in her house
Call Animal Control
call the navy seals
>pic related
pound dat big ass
loosers
UK pic related
castle doctrine
Smoke a bowl and watch Netflix with her.
Capitalize My Post To Emphasize How Funny It Is
Shoot her. I obviously surprised a burglary.
I'd say hi, tell her to wait right there, go get my gun and hold her at gunpoint. Then I'd make her blow me and eat her ass for a while.
After blowing my load in her for a few days I'd probably shoot her. Then try to dispose the body.
stupid. i marry her
lrn2grammar. Animal Control is a proper noun.
kek
Hold hands with her. I'm kinda shy
Take the noose I was supposed to be hanging in and bring my degenerate guest to my backyard to be hanged like the disgusting pig she is.
wish she had a dick
fag
she's hot blonde
Tell her she's over rated as fuck and that she had some serious balls throwing shade at iggy azalea considering iggy is a ten times better rapper
>be amerifat
>think England's less than three percent muslim population matters in any way
Tell you what, come here and see for yourself.
Just because they're allowed to have legal demonstrations doesn't mean we have to do what they're asking.
>Did you know we allow far right Stormfront rallys too?
>And Brony rallys?
Of course not because you're a meme-spouting Ameridiot.
Kill so she becomes another celebrity death
she wants to be white so badly
>she wants to SELL PRODUCT so badly
Fify
I'll shoot any nigger i find in my home. I shoot first when i see black ask questions later
>do a 360 and walk away
nothing, i don't care
nikki who?
ask her to toss my salad
Dude , i am living in france
You're so cool
Make her sit on my face and eat her ass until I can't breathe any more and die.
Make her my nigger slave
requesting more nicki pictures
and op, since you post this thread so much, what would you do?
throw the ugly cunt out.
without making any disparaging, in fact no, comment about her lack of real talent in any worthwhile field.
>requests more Nicki
>posts a picture that isn't her
sorry, i dont have any :(
suck a warm log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole
okay then
>when she sits on your iphone
>it's always in the last place you look
Call the police. Some nigger has broken into my house.
Shoot the nigger multiple times, burn the house down and move.
It's the only way to get away from a nigger infestation.
>triggered
beg her not to eat me
Nicki Minaj fap thread?
If she doesn't identify herself right away she'll get shot.
Seeing as how it's nikki minaj that's the last person I would be expecting in my house.
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Anybody else ever fantasize she's into white supremacy raceplay?
>tfw no bro to jerk me off while I look at pics/vids of Nicki
Rape
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Say "I don't know you!" And then kick her in the vagina.
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Get out the lynching kit
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
fucking kek
France is fucking sand nigger heaven
That's not Nicki
Hope Nicki becomes even more of an attention whore and reveals herself on the regular like Miley and Kim
I choose USA