Why is bert crysler so fat?

hes so fat

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Calories in >>> Calories out

holy shit he has fallen off the map

he murders booze!

I did a set shirtless and the manager said that if I didn't put on a top next time I wouldn't be going on.

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he's definitely got a problem, and more and more caring citizens are becoming concerned.

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maybe he was afriad bert would eat him

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Dj dad mouth is beast

did you listen to/watch the most recent one when he's talking about the poo mountain? between the story and the off screen producer laughter, i was laughing out loud. the whole story starts around 18:35. Dirty college shit.

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Because his calorie intake is higher than his energy output.

It's unlikely

tina scared to believe the poo mountain

burt is such a sad hoe

he said he doesnt eat alot, never touches sweets

yep. she's unwilling to accept that she married a modern day caveman.

>crysler

He drinks a lot of alcohol and eats a lot of food

Hey hitlers

Well, he is El Oso

das right. :)

I'm fatter than him

> because he feels the need to drink with his fans and prolly after years of drinking like her does it will fuck you up.

Experienced alcohol here

Didn't realize there were mommies here on tv, I just subscribed to their patreon! get down from there and it's totally worth it

Not quite as savage as Joey Diaz though, that one clip

She caught me throwing the shit into the toilet, I said "I had an accident" she said "you're too old to be having accidents"

lol. yeah, man. i watched that too. NO ONE is as savage as Diaz.