What headlines would you like to see in 2017?

What headlines would you like to see in 2017?

>Seven charged in the case of leaked tape of Maisie Williams rape.

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>Nuclear explosion in Israel

>Fatal disease targets those with low IQ

>Mystery virus sweeps through transsexual community, killing all
>Chloe Moretz and Emma Watson found bludgeoned to death in rape dungeon
>Strokes tour U.S.

In related news: Sup Forums traffic dwindles

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>Vladimir Dodon,the new president of Republic of Moldova,dies after drinking too much champagne and wine.

>Nuclear Energy breakthrough
>liquid fluoride salt thorium reactors mass produced, assembled on site, fraction of costs while incredible safety features

>Donald Trump assassinated during his presidential swearing in ceremony.

>Vice president Mike Pence swore in

USA has been wiped with nukes. World is finally free

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>phoneposting on Sup Forums leading cause of brain cancer

>...only to be shot moments later by the secret service

>Strokes tour U.S.
God yes

Pssst.... they stopped being good after thier 3rd album.

> Mystery disease breaks out in Arab population, the world can only watch as the Arab race dies out.

>Nuclear bomb explodes in Bangladesh, the muslims are soon wiped out.

>The fappening 3, Emma Watson does anal

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>The fappening 3, Emma Watson does anal
Yes plz

>President Ryan commits suicide after learning Ayn Rand received government benefits

>OP chokes to death on fathers cock
>...more at 6

leaving Orrin Hatch president.
shall we go to Secretary of State Exxon?

Half the songs on Angles were good. Besides they'd play from those first albums too.

Their last album is loaded too
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YES
Not wrong, but if you've seen them live they pretty much stick to those 3 and do an amazing job of it

>President Nicolas Maduro dies after forgetting how to breathe
>LA rioters jailed for vandalism and harrassment, no niggers protest this time
>Studies reveal masturbation increases dick size.

>when you realize that Battlestar Galactica was preparing us for this inauguration day

Tru
Their recent EP wasn't that bad either

Emma Watson transitions in to porn industry in attempt to help feminist cause

>first porn that Emma Watson will star in is a Harry Potter Porn Parody.

>fails when study comes out revealing only closetfag pedo like her adolescent boy face

directed by Akabur
Witch Trainer, the movie

Chamber of Secretions
Order of the Penis
Half-blacked Princess
Would watch them all

Trump impeached after leaked tax returns show Trump Corp owes billions to Russian Govt.

kek'd

Hillary Clinton found dead in her prison cell. Foul play suspected.

Federal restrictions on marijuana eased.

Wall built. 40 million illegal aliens deported. Unem o Loy mentioned is .1%

you think theres 40mil illegals in the USA?

Wall Built. But Trumpers too stupid to find Mexico on a map, accidentally wall off Kentucky.

Trump arrested, charged with treason.

White trash trailer park inhabitants don't think. Poor use of language.

>Germans have had enough, establishment of the 4 riech inevitable

Trump wanders off after complaining that presidential duties are interfering with his twitter time.

>NFA Repealed

>civil war breaks out in United States

In other news, 7 billion people continue to live on earth and humanity continues its efforts to understand, explore the space we inhabit and express itself through art and individualism for the short amount of time we have to exist.

>Genetically modified foods have been slowly sterilizing 50% of the population of earth, resulting in a more sustainable global population within 100 years.

I'll let this slide because cucks like you are going to have a REALLY bad year in 2017 :)

War is no more. Clean water solutions for the entire globe. Funding of renewable energy up by 1000%.

**FAGGOT ALERT**

It's a stretch, but the number is around 30 mil if you count anchor babies

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The dubs that check'd the world!

>President Trump labels BLM a terrorist organization and sends its supporters to Gitmo

>President Trump to legalize grabbing women by the pussy.

A guy can dream

any google will tell you 11-12 mil

:(

Beyonce has died...good

>Funding of renewable energy up by 1000%

dont drink coolaid of solar/wind bullshit
fission is the real truth, we cant store renewable, we cant fucking waste land to thousands of solar panels and wind turbines to get few mega watts

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Ebola hits Africa, this time West doesn't stop it.

Sauce?

>Chemtrail spraying confirmed. Government imposes martial law.

Fusion would be better if you ask me.

game is called witch trainer
you find torrent easily
or ask around in >>>/aco board
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>"Betty White pronounced dead on January 19th, 2017."

world war 3 started how the fuck did we let it get to this point. Trump comments and says there is no war going on its a cover up. He also commented it was clinton who started the war.

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clinton starts world war 3 trump said it.

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then we are going to have dumb fuckers who buy that shit.

11-12 mil is the conservative estimate of illegal aliens, the number goes up if yyou count their children since they have about 3 kids on average per 2 parents

>Liberals all die. Aids, racism suspected.

>Anime girls recognized as real girls
>Animal humanoid hybrids confirmed possible; expect public sightings midway through the year
:^)

we are not there, not even close

watch this for 3 minutes
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>Ayn Rand received government benefits

Eyeroll. Rand collected social security, which was paid for by money taken out of her own fucking paycheck against her will. I'm libertarian AF, but I think anyone who's forced to pay in should be able to collect that money back.

I know we're far as fuck, but just saying.

Nothing of value lost

Let me guess, you didn't major in physics mate?

let me guess, you have nothing really to say mate?

>Border wall built, most expensive infrastructure project in US history

>Illegal immigration barely hampered as majority of illegals came legally and simply didn't leave

>Eyeroll
>libertarian AF
And by the by, social security is still government benefits

Or, you know, not accept it on principal.

>using meme images after 2010
Just stay quiet next time, toddler.

>To counter this, ICE's funding is increased 800% and have become federally recognized as a paramilitary force

This, and I hope it's not a quick headshot.

Since the 'molten salt reactors will solve all energy problems' fags don't listen to arguments anyway - nope mate.

She not only collected it, but RELIED on it.
>muh taxes are theft
If you don't like the system that allows you to make the money that you make, then go elsewhere. But oh wait, you'll still have to pay taxes; most likely a lot more than in the US.

But seriously, gtfo, autist

>Trump is now martyred forever
I will never understand what people think killing him will accomplish

The Fetish Stone
The prisoner of the rape dungeon
And the sexual hollows part 69

Trump dies of massive heart attack during inauguration. Pence then has equally massive stroke, Speaker of the House new president

It's called obesity

In other news: Putin is devastated and dies of broken heart

I absolutely get where you're coming from, and I don't think my position is a logical one; however, nothing would give me more satisfaction than to see that man die a slow death.

Note to the FBI/NSA/Secret Service: I'm not planning on doing anything illegal, nor do I endorse violence... cucks.

Maisie Williams rushed to hospital to remove the dick i berried in her so deep

>antibiotic resistant bugs, are resistant to antibiotics
>burning things makes the earth hotter, THIS, IS, BAD!
>Theresa may unveils her plan to leave the EU, People object
>Trump, People object