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just had sex

shrove tuesday aka pancake day today lads.

Think Molymeme is losing it, videos are getting worse.

his last vid was cringe

FONP

poleaboo honestly brightens up my day

i mean, he actually has a life of sorts, can you believe that? during ww3, he could actually be in the trenches and tell people about the hidden bathroom camera.

me? i'd be fucked. I'd be all "haha, yeah lads, haha, nah i didn't get up to anything except sleeping in peacetime haha." i've got no stories to tell. nothing. nothing happens. absolutely nothing. i'm not real. poleaboo is real. you don't get realer than that, he's been in trouble with the police, been kicked out of uni and forced into the real world. not me, i dip into the real world only once a week because mummy never buys enough cola. that's it.

for him, BASTARD DAD is being abusive again. for me? dad is an increasingly blurred abstraction. a man i quietly ignore so that i don't disappoint him, and occasionally get the mail for. there's no story there. but NO PAKI! NO! has character. there's a relationship there, narratively at least.

i hope to god this hasn't become a form of escapism. that would be a tragedy

had some pancakes earlier 2bh, get with the times gramps

gf's making them tonight
gonna be a yank and have bacon on the side

when were they ever good?

it was fun to watch him turn from libertarian to alt-rightist though

I'm being deregistered and I want every Brit on Sup Forums to know it while identifying the authenticity of my posts!

Dangerously sexually frustrated lads

ascension sunday, ascension sunday

i'll be making crepes myself with a salted caramel sauce.

i have to say, most of those youtubers seems to lose it
varg has been madder than usual lately

bit posh

want to post suzy pon but it would be pushing my luck to far

It's a serious issue considering my medical needs

lemon and sugar is the only reasonable choice

if you have nutella, please sit at the kids table

varg is calm considering there was a time when he murdered his friend and burned down a church

easy as fuck desu.

>melt sugar
>whisk in hot cream
>add butter
>add salt

*smuggles pon*
nearly got shanked for this y'know

>melt diabetes
>whisk in hot diabetes
>add diabetes
>add diabetes

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>they will make sure to refuse any British demands and make the worst possible deal

How is this any different from what they're doing now?

@Pakistani
I'm sure it is. Turn off your trip and let us know your woes

Marvellous post! Nutella is not only for children, but for EU children

what is with yanks and always make it about runtitics

nutella gives you cancer

its a girl

Des3964 lads, he's like a Tim who isn't mentally ill and can actually sing.

having serious issues buying bitcoin today lads

any smart ideas?

i'm drunk today
and i'm seldom sober
a handsome rover
from town to town
ah but
i'm sick now
my days are numbered
come all ye young men
and lay me down

Yesterday was terrible and I’m considering suicide again, I had two especially bad calls, both times they wanted to escalate to a manager, the first call was an hour long, the pathetic man said he was recording the call, I did report it to a manager but I was able to get him to hangup, so I just looked like an idiot, by the end of the call I was shaking and felt like crying. The other call was just some dumb paki bitch thought if she kept asking for a refund that she’d get it, had to escalate because she wouldn’t give up. This was escalated to a different manager, she was so nice, made me feel worse for screwing up.

There were some other incidents where I looked like an idiot in front of 3 other “superiors”, on more than one occasion

I also made two massive fuck ups, one resulted in an email being sent to everyone but noted that if it happened again that would be when people were hunted down. The other fuck up will be discovered iin a few days, no way to justify doing it, lying or why I didn’t ask for help to correct it.

A coworker is continuing to be nice to me, the Man City fan, he’s a lad, he touches me on the shoulder and calls me a “G”, just like everyone else, I don’t know how to respond, I just smile and look away.

Euronymous planned to kill him.

yeah but now hes claiming that mother nature is killing white people because we've invented things that destroy nature

I thought you wanted to trigger Article 50 in March

My binder straps were showing at times, hope it just looked like a vest.

What made me want to end it was the quality assessment, I heard my voice played back to me, I sound like a typical dense common as muck paki, don’t know why anyone bothers communicating with me if I sound and look the way I do and I don’t understand why I sound this way, I used to be told I sounded “superior” when I was younger, some people couldn’t tell where I was from and I don’t understand why I sound this way when my siblings sound normal. I can’t stand sounding this way, it’s difficult to change, with the wait gain and everything else I can say I completely hate everything about myself. I did have a sore throat but I don’t think that was it.

I’ve been imagining my exit from work, conceding I should have worked on my personal issues through counselling and CBT before trying to work. I just want it to be over, it’s perverse that I willingly subject myself to pain every day.

Going to call the psych place tomorrow as it’s my day off, see if I’m still on their books and see if I can talk about my difficulties. I’ll also make sure I’m registered with a GP.

Nige gave an excellent speech at CPAC a couple days ago

youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo

@102
>didn't turn off trip
shan't read past first two stanzas

report and ignore, lads
nothing has changed

you actually believe that shite about euronymous planning to kill him for a snuff film?
that was clearly some shite concocted as a half arsed legal defense
varg killed him because he was a leftist

sort yourself out

Better?

Yesterday was terrible and I’m considering suicide again, I had two especially bad calls, both times they wanted to escalate to a manager, the first call was an hour long, the pathetic man said he was recording the call, I did report it to a manager but I was able to get him to hangup, so I just looked like an idiot, by the end of the call I was shaking and felt like crying. The other call was just some dumb paki bitch thought if she kept asking for a refund that she’d get it, had to escalate because she wouldn’t give up. This was escalated to a different manager, she was so nice, made me feel worse for screwing up.

There were some other incidents where I looked like an idiot in front of 3 other “superiors”, on more than one occasion

I also made two massive fuck ups, one resulted in an email being sent to everyone but noted that if it happened again that would be when people were hunted down. The other fuck up will be discovered iin a few days, no way to justify doing it, lying or why I didn’t ask for help to correct it.

A coworker is continuing to be nice to me, the Man City fan, he’s a lad, he touches me on the shoulder and calls me a “G”, just like everyone else, I don’t know how to respond, I just smile and look away.

yeah it definitely doesn't help that he lives in the woods and gets no human contact aside from his parole officer

And

My binder straps were showing at times, hope it just looked like a vest.

What made me want to end it was the quality assessment, I heard my voice played back to me, I sound like a typical dense common as muck paki, don’t know why anyone bothers communicating with me if I sound and look the way I do and I don’t understand why I sound this way, I used to be told I sounded “superior” when I was younger, some people couldn’t tell where I was from and I don’t understand why I sound this way when my siblings sound normal. I can’t stand sounding this way, it’s difficult to change, with the wait gain and everything else I can say I completely hate everything about myself. I did have a sore throat but I don’t think that was it.

I’ve been imagining my exit from work, conceding I should have worked on my personal issues through counselling and CBT before trying to work. I just want it to be over, it’s perverse that I willingly subject myself to pain every day.

Going to call the psych place tomorrow as it’s my day off, see if I’m still on their books and see if I can talk about my difficulties. I’ll also make sure I’m registered with a GP.

Nige's usefulness is completely spent, he needs to just fuck off instead of embarrassing the country as he kowtows to any yank who'll let him suck their cock

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My lonely life as a way to increase confidence and build character

Kiss everyone in this thread

kys yourself

>Dad wants some help doing some stupid shit because his 'knee' hurts because of his 'arthritis'
I just want to binge Saints Row 2 for 20 hours straight, is that so much to ask?

Filthy anime scum

Dunno what I was expecting but that was some next blogpost Smh kmt
there there
getting off /r9k/ might be a plan

all NEETs should be forced into work as chimney sweepers and catapult ammunition

can someone pick me up some free range eggs

yes, easily
>tfw not a townie

writing a load of bollocks on a job application. good bollocks though perhaps

Giving the gf the silent treatment today

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anime

Why post the faggot who make the brits belive they should vote out and then ditched all responsiobility with ITS JUST A PRANK BRO?
Or is it the shared anglo mentality of falling for lairs who promised to make there country strong 'again'?

you mean you've given up talking to yourself for Lent

Must....resist...the.. urge...to eat

*starts spinning my penis like the blades of a helicopter*
*swaggers forward and brings my spinning penis into contact with your face*

bullets are 0 calories
just saying

*falls for a lair*

shant be reading the kraut's post

UKIP's imploding lads.

Power struggle between Nuttall and Carswell.

Don't care

actually they expend a great amount of calories when they fire

granted he wouldn't be ingesting them and getting fatter but they do have calories

waiting for nan and grandad to die so i'm one step closer to inheriting their house lads

>mention bullets and calories in one post
>a yank literally cannot resist

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*overthrows your gubberment*

>How is this any different from what they're doing now?

They want to make a deal on things like banking and having access to the City. If they know that the deal reached will be final, that it won't go to another referendum, then they will have to make it work if they want their concessions, and in return that means giving the UK some sort of offer.

If they know that they can scupper the deal by playing hardball, offering nothing and hoping to influence a referendum on the deal, they will.
But if the UK negotiating team has the final authority on the deal and not the UK public then the EU can't play games like that, they'll be more constructive. They have stuff to lose too.

would ngl

shes ugly but id still tongue-punch her shit-hole and jam my willy in there

any real news of note today or just more of the fire department responding to elderly women's cats stuck in trees?

Not all greenbelt is green and nice looking

*tries to understand it*
t. the voice

incredible and overlooked post

japan will be the last western country alive in 25 years

have a strong desire to visit the lake district desu lads

think your map might be upside down mate

breggzit beans breggzit :-DDD

ye well it hates you because youre a fat ugly and stupid yank

that's not nice :(

you see dem man dere dem man are some dem man dere

>say hitler was right on /brit/
>get flooded with replies from brits saying that i'm an idiot all the while they get flooded by muslims

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Didn't even realise it was pancake day lads

No, I won't do it.

feels wrong it being in february, don't it

Don't have the concentration to play chess, or do precise work or to engage in complex social interactions

Might kill myself ey

need a paki gf (male)

>Article 50 will be triggered by year's end
Why wait

almost all social interactions are incredibly mundane

only the ones amongst the elites are not

whoa mate that's radical don't do it!!!!

I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?

your local weed dealer is a better source of medicine than ur doctor

t. Satan

Brexxxit Means Brexxxit