How much would you pay him to star in your movie?

How much would you pay him to star in your movie?

$50.

And I'm sure he would take it.

He'd pay me to be in it.

pack of smokes and a ride to the bus station

A clean shirt and a warm meal

A warm pepsi and slice of day old pizza from the fridge.

The trick is getting rid of him once he works for you.

Bout tree fiddy

The rest of my coke zero and a bus pass that's good for the next 5 and a half hours

>Did you say coupons to Burger King?

Me? I'd pay him crab legs.

No I said coupon, Eric, singular. Im not made of burger king coupons

a big mac and pepsi

Hey, that's my favorite drink

Is he an alright guy? I know his daughter is a colossal fuck up with mental issues

"hey user now that the filmings wrapped up do you mind if i crash on your couch till my ride gets here'

I'll do it.

>chuckle as I think about that thread a few days ago about his 432 IMDB credits
>check his page
>now its 434

>keeps old pizza in fridge
>lets pepsi sit at room temp

Mmm. Pizza is always best the day after.

>disrespecting best Emma

it's almost like you want to be chewed and spit out

>checked his IMDB page on April 20th this
>he had 420 credits

Jesus Christ

I think Roberts himself said that nerds like you guys edit his IMDB page all the time

Eric Roberts is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the film is done.

...

id love to unload a huge jizzshot on her face but them knees sorta kill it for me

wew

built like a stick figure

Got a couple of Dave and Busters cards with about 20 play tokens and 800 tickets to trade in for some candy

Will he do it?

throw in a 40 of malt liquor and well see

It's a gay porno btw that I'm trying to write off as an art film.
The other actors are all homeless black men and you'll be doing it bareback. I'm welling to add some taco bell sauces packets in there for you if you swallow.

You won't regret it. It's a wonderful restaurant.

Half a KitKat bar, 1 nosebleed ticket to a midseason Cleveland Browns game, and a thank-you card from Walmart.

A firm handshake and a trip down memory lane.

I'll let him have any water he wants as long as it's from the tap and he doesn't use my glasses

I'S MARONEY THE BRAINS OF THE ORGANIZATION?

An arena football league ticket somewhere in the upper bowl and a refried cigarette.