Why don't you have a girlfriend yet Sup Forums?

Why don't you have a girlfriend yet Sup Forums?

They are expensive and are cause more problems than they solve.

show me an ugly dude with a 8/10 girl and i'll feel like you need a reason. That guy is obviously more attractive than you or I and thus easily will get a gf

I do, she's my perfect little petite playmate

But I do. Why don't you?

>Sup Forums
well there you go

Seeing a girl for 4 months, told her i loved her and she said she wasnt looking for anything serious, despite acting like she was.

I'm ugly and autistic.

>Yet
I 20 and never had one and I don't think I ever will

because...

I like big black dick

Mines sitting behind me on my bed bitching about how we never spend time together EVEN THOUGH WE WENT OUT EARLIER TODAY AND DID SHIT.

God damnit. I'm sitting at my desk trying to drink and relax and she's back there bitching about literally everything.

I do. And I truly love her.

Despite my love for her, I still slap and choke her during sex and shove my cock down her throat until she comes up gasping for air.

We never talk about it though so I assume she's cool with it???

You fucked up anons, she'll probably cheat on you now. Hope not for your sake.

i feel you dud

Cause I'm a worthless NEET

obviously

I actually have 3 black cuties gfs
A slim petite one, an athletic fit tomboy, a curvy thicc one

pure bliss

How small?

My girlfriend wants me to do this to her. Which I won't and never will. It's pathetic and weak.

See this is what you man children do t understand. It's not all romance and sex. It's whining and bitching and shelling out tons of cash for a vagina to fuck.

Dawg if you won't do it she's gonna find a guy that will.

Fucking pussy. That's why she'll leave you one day.

you're an idiot. you need to find a better person in general or in the most likely case, get any girlfriend.

Cause I born with a confluence of unlucky alleles.

I married her and I regret. Having kids is nice but I miss my sex life.

cuz ur mum wants to keep it on the low low

Because i was stupid and got married.

I'm ugly

Fuck off OP, i had one till yesterday. Grab the nearest object and ram it down your throat.

This

I'm socially inept and talking to a couple girls right now. The problem is I have a small dick like 3 inches? How do I make up for it/ make it work???

my wife wont let me

>Overweight
>Aspie
>Smoke weed everyday
>Haven't cleaned appartment in two years
>And more!

>Forgot to add ridiculously small penis

This picture annoys me.

Why does that 3/10 hoe walk with that 8/10 bro?

they cost too much

Because that 3/10 hoe is rich and famous.

I'm pretty much fine without one. I recognize there are several downsides to not having a girlfriend, but as with most things in life there are upsides as well. I can move wherever I want, spend my time as I please, and make decisions without consulting her.

One thing I really see as a benefit is that a handful of expenses can be reduced if I have a girlfriend such as living space.

A significant issue with me is I don't connect well emotionally with others. I can get along well with most people, but having some deep emotional connection that girls mostly look for is not something I do. Also flirting and intimacy make absolutely no sense to me. Girls have bluntly thrown sex on the table before and I just don't bite at all.

The thing I'm really afraid of is that I'll be way too far down the road I'm going to really change myself for the better for someone I value. Also that the older you get, I'm 25, the slimmer the pickings get as the percentage of damaged, selfish, emotionally volatile people goes up.

Because I don't know how to talk to women, and I'm scared of the word "no"

She left me the same day

Because I'm Black, and I live in a very white neighborhood. And despite what you see in porn and the media we blacks are an acquired taste to them.

It's either that or she's just dumb as fuck.

>She is

Yeah, but still the guy could have cashed in some 5/10 celeb at least.... The bitch is literally what happens when you slap Dawkins face on a female brit body.

My GF makes like, $45K a year. It's not baller status and less than I make, but she makes significant contributions to paying bills, paying down the mortgage, and saving for retirement.

If you're dating a competent adult, it is a net gain to your financial position.

My GF is particularly inexpensive anyway. We blew off attending a NYE event tonight to stay home, fuck, and watch Star Wars.

>pure imagination

This is very accurate to my own situation, but I'm 18 lol.

>be me
>go to gym everyday
>daydream about gym
>kinda popular, have a few good friends
>plenty of girls approach me
>drive them away with obsessive and somewhat antisocial behaviour

whoops reading this makes me sound like an oxymoron. I'm fine with not having a girlfriend if I haven't met someone I actually like. I'm picky. But if someone does come along then I'd like to be able to put myself out there which I'm not sure I can do.

Lucky you. All my ex did was spend my money like it was cumming out of my dick.

Sounds like a fun night!

Yeah, but did she make you cum???

Only when I thought of her mom while I fucked her.

I do have a girlfriend, we've been dating for 5 months and I told her I loved her and she said finally I was waiting for you to say that and then we kissed. I genuinely think she is the girl I'm going to marry

honestly if you're dating someone like that, you should drop her. You want to date someone who can stand on her own two feet. If she can't then she'll just be a burden. Life is a lot better when you put two solid incomes together.

If that's what you say to make yourself feel better

5 x 4 bra

I had a girlfriend I loved in the past, we even got engaged
shit happenened, now I'm going solo
Unlike you social cucumbers, I actually get a lot of pussy and I love to diversify

jeez that is pretty small. Condolences my man.

Na bro always have doubt incase shit doesnt work out

Ja ima have to fuck hookers fo life

inches???

Mine too man. Been together 5 years and live together now. Best thing to happen to me

When i start to talk to a grill, i always bury myself in other shit to where i can't spend time with them.

yep

Fat, balding, have a sweating problem, small dick, cutting scars, shitty personality, don't know how to communicate on a personal basis with normies, scared of women and relationships and intimacy, hate them, don't even try, turned down a couple when i was younger.

That's about it, im just a headcase

Pics of apt please

And penis pic

because i'm overweight and akward

It's not worth it brah

Same. Weird thing is older women ask me sometimes if I have a girlfriend, and then act strange when I say no.

Oh well

Any one here know the pain of having a huge beak nose?

It doesnt matter if im fit, have money, educated, whatever. Im disqualified as soon as see sees me at profile view. No fucking chance.

pic sorta related

Least yo dick prolly isnt small

Because I'm a 37- year-old unemployable piece of shit who lives with his parents. I only leave the house to go lift, and I don't talk to any women when I'm there.

>long story short, a lot of bad shit happened, and the last thing I need is a girlfriend.

You have to be the most charismatic guy ever. Sorry Dude.

me, fam.

Jesus You Sound like a HUGE INFERIORITY COMPLEX FAGGOT.

>Turned down a couple when younger
Ok so you see they somewhat cared for you before you ruined yourself right? So hating at least.

Wait what?

Women are below me, at least I haven't been shown otherwise. Sorry ma.

/thread.

ill lose money and im already fuckin poor. all i need a woman for is sex and hookers will always be there

...

They didn't know anything about me, they just liked me because i was funny

autistic faggot of course

I'm on Sup Forums all the time, and I have a girlfriend. My sister is great.

I'm 32 but I like my independence and have a mix of girls to get laid with or hang out/ socialise with on demand. If I ever want to travel overseas or go away for the weekend, I can normally find a girl to keep me company. Don't really have any problem finding new women...but sometimes I'm not sure if I have an awesome life or a pathetic one :( I'm not sure if those in couples would choose my life if they could or all those people genuinely want to be in 1:1 couples forever.

Ugly
Poor
Small penis
Ugly
0 skill with girls
Thin

Because I don't want children and this leaves a very small pool of women. Also the risk of being financially screwed in a divorce/ break up seems huge there days. Then to top it all off, I believe most people cheat and it's only going to get worse as new things like tinder come along. I enjoy dating someone for 6-12 months, but it inevitably leads to some type of permanent arrangement that doesn't seem sustainable.

Because my wife reads my texts.

im this close to killing myself anyways why bother

I tried, but she wasn't looking for anything serious.

Got a date picked out?

Because I hold higher standards for myself; I'm ugly yet fit, and the only women who find interest in me are slovenly or damaged.
Hell, I turned 21 a little while ago, and what have I turned up with? Absolutely nothing; the farthest I've ever been with a girl is hand holding in eighth grade.
I really hate my life

I have a Neanderthal profile, I understand...

I can get them but I struggle with keeping them for more than a month.

I just don't give a fuck. I don't have friends and my family doesn't talk to me. I'm pretty sure I'm just an asshole.

Nice bro, how do you get them off ?

Because im ugly.

Just lucky I guess