/brit/

brit on the left edition

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I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?

much better

kay-on

>threadsplitting
>posting with a picture that will anger the janman
you NUTTER

its not really threadsplitting cause he fucked up the other one

Is that Lana del Rey?

I really do like bums

ya mums cunt

I genuinely can't see a difference between upper left and lower left

Roses are red
Violets are blue

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Do it in a frying pan on the hob

im gonna shoot HOT CUM

good post

I go to watch Logan tommorrow wish me luck

your little nuts are gonna be quakin, buddy

the head gets squeezed from the sides on the lower left

seems a bit over the top, baby wipe should clean it up

>mastic gum still hasnt arrived
>im cursed with a weak jawline for another day
REEEEEEE

Does anyone remember the chocolate bonbon factory porn video? Very funny

t. spotty's wimpish english cousin

>this english
why are you doing that. youre a brit living in s. korea. embarassing

oh yeah, I can see that, a little bit.

im not related to spotty "the clover green heem machine" sheamus

Still not eaten anything other than peanut butter today, getting back into keto

Got my first wage from thee call centre, over 900 in the bank now and I'm still owed for the second half of the month

Nothing to do today, maybe go into town, find an ATM and change my pin number

Laser on Saturday

Recorded my voice, it sounds fine, just gotta speak slower

bit mental how much karma you can rake in on the 'ddit just by forcing in an "(im a girl btw)" somewhere in the title or post, even if it doesn't make sense or isn't relevant

will be employing this trick from here on, hoping to surpass 500,000 by April

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This is the vid lads, it's an absolute classic

cursed with reading this abysmal post

publish a study from it

>peanut butter
>keto
do some research on nutrition

>bums

FOY it's tramp

can't grow a beard lads

goes all scraggly and I look like a tramp

Don't reply to it.
Thanks.

Have 500 quid in my bank account (with all my bills paid) for the first time in about 2 years lads

Literally a billionaire

Reminder that if you have an account that's at least a year old, without a verified email and a decent amount of combined karma you can sell it to companies for viral marketing for a fair bit of wonga

the minecraft server i've been playing on for 9 years is now completely abandoned

this is an earth shattering feel

put me on my CV that I went to the same school for 5 years but really I got kicked out and went to 2 different schools haha

got 1 and a half grand from the dole station for doing fuckall but write on a little paper slip every two weeks

waheeey

I'm watching the Oscars lads.
I really can't believe they fucked up this badly.
can't yanks do anything right?

I have over a thousand. first time i've been out of overdraft in years

feels fucking amazing i literally feel like i could buy anything right now

>without a verified e-mail
surely they'd want one with a verified e-mail so it seems more legitimate

>Red dead delayed GTA 6

Not a great feel

need to be up in 5 hours, absolute farce

PB is just fat and protein with a little tiny bit of carbs

>getting into overdraft

this will happen to /brit/ one day

Obama was a cool guy, so was Bush Jr

Had 3 grand in my bank once, felt like an absolute superstar.

Nah they want to verify it with their own email otherwise you can take their money and use your email address the reset the password and get the account back

I had near 7 Gs

youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc&list=RDQMeq2PdSkT5GE&index=19

really enjoy the drumming in this song

a shit game will delay another shit game

oh no

red dead has a lot of potential, if they force out another gta so soon it won't be very different from gta 5

does it have to have a lot of post history? cause i've got quite a few accounts of that age

reminder to not reply to attention-seeking tripwanker cross-dressers

GTA 5 came out 5 years ago senpai

Reminder that GTA VI will be set in brum

Just want a new map desu

NEED an Australian GTA game set in Gosford

w-what

only 2 on pc

GTA VI will be based in early 2000s London and the story set around the grime scene

brap posting has just given me a bit of a fart fetish which i feel was not the intention behind it

this is a lie

hahahaha yikes babes please

Today's Balance: £1,102.39
Available: £3,102.39

fucking aceeee lads

wageslavery is worth it i'm telling you

gotta conjure up some serious meme magic so that martin "white people are bad" schulz doesn't win in germany lads

have 600 quid to last the month myself, courtesy of mummy and daddy
t. arrogant student

Kurupt FM as one of the stations

>thinking two braindead scots can satirize anyone but le america
just think of all the epic jokes they will come up with! such as:
DUDE AMERICA
and
AMERICA LMAO
ah, i can hardly wait for the hilarity

not to mention the epic storyline twist! which will feature an epic betrayal!!!

brum mentioned

I was about 1.5k in the black until fuggin bills n rent ;(

blew my mind when i learned that fuhrer merkel is the leader of the right-wing party in germany and that her only opposition is even more insane than she is

tbf they were actually pretty good at it in gta 4 and 5. The whole theme is the "american dream" which they seem to do quite well. So long at 6 doesn't feature Trump too heavily (like the entire plot of watchdogs 2) there's no reason they couldn't do pretty well

What's this in reference to

what is this you are speaking about?

ummm...interesting

the lab that i had to do went quite well
my lab partner was this french lad who was nice enough but didn't try to force small talk
all in all a good day

Always thought Ryan Gosling was just a Sup Forums meme but he's actually a pretty cool guy for a famous actor.

muzzies are at it again lads

last good gta was vice city

really need to get a job

Her eyes are staring into my soul.

if i was upper middle class i would have done ballet. The culture of it seems cool. Like hanging around all these aesthetic artistic ubermensch all day

Want to move to 'schland

Don't give a single fuck about the Oscars, Baftas, Brit awards etc.

Fuck those cunts.

oh yes! i agree
DAE FUCK AMERICA lmao
and FUCK the american dream! capitalism is so stupid!
meanwhile gta 5 sold a billion copies
BUT FUCK MONEY DUUUDE! WE ARE LE EPIC REBELS ON LE EPIC MISSION TO SATIRIZE LE ESTABLISHMENT
all scottish people should be killed

could heem her with one hand tied behind my back

bet youre looking at all the pictures you dutty sod

Autism

t. ties up his identity in video game franchises

I would have battered you at school

no i seen it in the catalog and just copied the url i-i swear

>order a vibrating buttplug
>delivery person gives me it
>there's a hole in the packaging where somebody looked to see what was inside

>grilled cheese

Fuck off yank

buzzcutpsycho

are you literally autistic
do you think that no unhappy people exist in america
it's a satire you fucking mong, why do you want some north korea tier "everything is perfect" shite.
suck my fat willy

Eating at a 500 calorie deficit every day

gta is written by yanks mate