brit on the left edition
/brit/
I want to have a grilled cheese but my oven's broken.
what do?
much better
kay-on
>threadsplitting
>posting with a picture that will anger the janman
you NUTTER
its not really threadsplitting cause he fucked up the other one
Is that Lana del Rey?
I really do like bums
ya mums cunt
I genuinely can't see a difference between upper left and lower left
Roses are red
Violets are blue
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Do it in a frying pan on the hob
im gonna shoot HOT CUM
good post
I go to watch Logan tommorrow wish me luck
your little nuts are gonna be quakin, buddy
the head gets squeezed from the sides on the lower left
seems a bit over the top, baby wipe should clean it up
>mastic gum still hasnt arrived
>im cursed with a weak jawline for another day
REEEEEEE
Does anyone remember the chocolate bonbon factory porn video? Very funny
t. spotty's wimpish english cousin
>this english
why are you doing that. youre a brit living in s. korea. embarassing
oh yeah, I can see that, a little bit.
im not related to spotty "the clover green heem machine" sheamus
Still not eaten anything other than peanut butter today, getting back into keto
Got my first wage from thee call centre, over 900 in the bank now and I'm still owed for the second half of the month
Nothing to do today, maybe go into town, find an ATM and change my pin number
Laser on Saturday
Recorded my voice, it sounds fine, just gotta speak slower
bit mental how much karma you can rake in on the 'ddit just by forcing in an "(im a girl btw)" somewhere in the title or post, even if it doesn't make sense or isn't relevant
will be employing this trick from here on, hoping to surpass 500,000 by April
xhamster.com
This is the vid lads, it's an absolute classic
cursed with reading this abysmal post
publish a study from it
>peanut butter
>keto
do some research on nutrition
>bums
FOY it's tramp
can't grow a beard lads
goes all scraggly and I look like a tramp
Don't reply to it.
Thanks.
Have 500 quid in my bank account (with all my bills paid) for the first time in about 2 years lads
Literally a billionaire
Reminder that if you have an account that's at least a year old, without a verified email and a decent amount of combined karma you can sell it to companies for viral marketing for a fair bit of wonga
the minecraft server i've been playing on for 9 years is now completely abandoned
this is an earth shattering feel
put me on my CV that I went to the same school for 5 years but really I got kicked out and went to 2 different schools haha
got 1 and a half grand from the dole station for doing fuckall but write on a little paper slip every two weeks
waheeey
I'm watching the Oscars lads.
I really can't believe they fucked up this badly.
can't yanks do anything right?
I have over a thousand. first time i've been out of overdraft in years
feels fucking amazing i literally feel like i could buy anything right now
>without a verified e-mail
surely they'd want one with a verified e-mail so it seems more legitimate
>Red dead delayed GTA 6
Not a great feel
need to be up in 5 hours, absolute farce
PB is just fat and protein with a little tiny bit of carbs
>getting into overdraft
this will happen to /brit/ one day
Obama was a cool guy, so was Bush Jr
Had 3 grand in my bank once, felt like an absolute superstar.
Nah they want to verify it with their own email otherwise you can take their money and use your email address the reset the password and get the account back
I had near 7 Gs
youtube.com
really enjoy the drumming in this song
a shit game will delay another shit game
oh no
red dead has a lot of potential, if they force out another gta so soon it won't be very different from gta 5
does it have to have a lot of post history? cause i've got quite a few accounts of that age
reminder to not reply to attention-seeking tripwanker cross-dressers
GTA 5 came out 5 years ago senpai
Reminder that GTA VI will be set in brum
Just want a new map desu
NEED an Australian GTA game set in Gosford
w-what
only 2 on pc
GTA VI will be based in early 2000s London and the story set around the grime scene
brap posting has just given me a bit of a fart fetish which i feel was not the intention behind it
this is a lie
hahahaha yikes babes please
Today's Balance: £1,102.39
Available: £3,102.39
fucking aceeee lads
wageslavery is worth it i'm telling you
gotta conjure up some serious meme magic so that martin "white people are bad" schulz doesn't win in germany lads
have 600 quid to last the month myself, courtesy of mummy and daddy
t. arrogant student
Kurupt FM as one of the stations
>thinking two braindead scots can satirize anyone but le america
just think of all the epic jokes they will come up with! such as:
DUDE AMERICA
and
AMERICA LMAO
ah, i can hardly wait for the hilarity
not to mention the epic storyline twist! which will feature an epic betrayal!!!
brum mentioned
I was about 1.5k in the black until fuggin bills n rent ;(
blew my mind when i learned that fuhrer merkel is the leader of the right-wing party in germany and that her only opposition is even more insane than she is
tbf they were actually pretty good at it in gta 4 and 5. The whole theme is the "american dream" which they seem to do quite well. So long at 6 doesn't feature Trump too heavily (like the entire plot of watchdogs 2) there's no reason they couldn't do pretty well
What's this in reference to
what is this you are speaking about?
ummm...interesting
the lab that i had to do went quite well
my lab partner was this french lad who was nice enough but didn't try to force small talk
all in all a good day
Always thought Ryan Gosling was just a Sup Forums meme but he's actually a pretty cool guy for a famous actor.
muzzies are at it again lads
last good gta was vice city
really need to get a job
Her eyes are staring into my soul.
if i was upper middle class i would have done ballet. The culture of it seems cool. Like hanging around all these aesthetic artistic ubermensch all day
Want to move to 'schland
Don't give a single fuck about the Oscars, Baftas, Brit awards etc.
Fuck those cunts.
oh yes! i agree
DAE FUCK AMERICA lmao
and FUCK the american dream! capitalism is so stupid!
meanwhile gta 5 sold a billion copies
BUT FUCK MONEY DUUUDE! WE ARE LE EPIC REBELS ON LE EPIC MISSION TO SATIRIZE LE ESTABLISHMENT
all scottish people should be killed
could heem her with one hand tied behind my back
bet youre looking at all the pictures you dutty sod
Autism
t. ties up his identity in video game franchises
I would have battered you at school
no i seen it in the catalog and just copied the url i-i swear
>order a vibrating buttplug
>delivery person gives me it
>there's a hole in the packaging where somebody looked to see what was inside
>grilled cheese
Fuck off yank
buzzcutpsycho
are you literally autistic
do you think that no unhappy people exist in america
it's a satire you fucking mong, why do you want some north korea tier "everything is perfect" shite.
suck my fat willy
Eating at a 500 calorie deficit every day
gta is written by yanks mate