Its now 2017 I need new ways to react to shit

Its now 2017 I need new ways to react to shit
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Prepare you anus, I got a bunch of oldies but goodies.

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yeah fuckface you do

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KEK

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Well /b
its 3:330 am, this chick finally left
>be me 34
>friends come over drinking patron and more
>one brings her friend who is 23
>my friend is keking cause he knows somehting i don't
>shoots me over a text
>tells me she is mentally handicapped
>not full retard
>don't care not interested
>she is like a 6/10 on a chubby scale
>face is okish
We ain't talking Land Whale
>she gets super drunk all over me grabbing me at table
>ask if want to go upstairs
>ok.jpg
>get to room, shes a freak
>won't let me take her panties off
>finger banging her pussy into obivilion
>she creaming and screaming
>kind of annoying... this goes on for awhile
>she gets on all fours
>same thing
>hand tired
fuck this shit
Tell me to blow me
>undo pants
>grabbs penis
>goes from 0 to 1000 ape shit on my dick
>loud slurps
>spit everywhere
>cum in no time
>didn't last that long

Text friend tell her i am done
they just left in a cab

So first thing i did in 2017 was get blow by a 23 year old mentally handicapped women

DAFUQ YOU DO!!!!!!!

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XD lmao nice meme

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Make pigs in blanket, not in a sexual way just the food kind

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Wow not dead thank you god

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classic

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sum fresh oc

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