ITT: high school dating green texts, i'll start

ITT: high school dating green texts, i'll start

>me, 15 year old sophomore
>moved to small town 2000 miles away 1 month earlier
>have very few friends
>start school, know nobody in any of my classes
>start crushing on girls, utter beta
>decide to go up and talk to a 9/10
>turns out she liked me too, after a few days of talking
>ask her out
>she was my first kiss
>she dumps me a week later
>not too upset
>ask another girl out the same day bc i felt confident
>she actually says yes
>holyshitwhat.jpg
>she dumps me a month later
>rage_and_depression
>don't take any interest in any girls for a few months
>then i get a new schedule, and meet her, the girl i've ben waiting for

cont?

self bump

Don't ask whether you should continue. Just type the fucking thing.

Don't ask for cont just give it you commie

Cont

thanks

>i didn't notice her immediately bc y'know
>socially awkward
>i eventually notice a symbol under her jacket
>she sat across from me
>i ask if she can show me her shirt
>she is confused and shows me
>the band that i loved so dearly
>i get super excited and ask if she likes that band as well
>she does
>ohshitwhat
>start to talk to her more and more irl
>she follows me on twitter and sends me a message out of nowhere
>"you smoke weed, right?"
>i didn't
>"nah, sorry. why?"
>"oh. i thought you did? i don't know. i'm sorry."
>we just kept chatting
>got her number
>talked all the fucking time
>she asks if i would want to sneak out with her one day, completely random

now cont?

Go

Go on

>i've never snuck out before
>"um, sure? what brings this up"
>i tell her that i've never snuck out before, and that it would have to be a special night
>she says that's fine
>first night we plan to do it
>my parents stayed up literally all night and would have caught me
>text her saying that i can't
>next day ask her what we would have done
>"i thought we could fuck or something..."

bit of backstory before i continue; somehow convince her to send me nudes bc i told her i was sending nudes to other girls and was curious if she wanted some or not (i wasn't sexting other girls, again, utter beta). she said yeah, and we just sent nude photos, no romance or shit in any of it

>i respond back after a minute
>"...what?"
>we talk, and i tell her i've been laid once
>never was, i was trying to convince her that i wasn't socially inept by lying to her
>she said that she was still a virgin and has never even held a guy's hand
>she seemed so badass, it seemed impossible for her to never date a guy

More

>invite her over to my house while my parents were gone
>this was before we ever snuck out
>i show her around the house
>get her into my room
>grab the back of her head and kiss her
>godshesuckedatkissing.jpg
>roll with it, and get on my bed after making out for a bit
>she takes her shirt off
>i unhook her bra on my first try
>never done that before
>we both completely strip
>she gives me a blowjob
>i was a pussy and didn't wanna fuck
>there was no fucking way she had never done this before

cont? is this good/bad?

fhukken cont! Dont leave us hanging

It's ok

my apologies, i've never done a greentext that is this long. please bear with me.

>we both eventually get our clothes back on
>i walk her out to her car
>"wanna get in the backseat and do it again, user?"
>deargodyes
>she gives me another blowjob, and she swallows it all
>she giggles and gives me a kiss on the cheek
>"i've liked you for a long time, y'know."
>i didn't know what to say and smile and say the same thing back
>we kiss, and then she leaves
>fast forward a week or two later, finally decide to sneak out, tell her where to pick me up
>i'm waiting in front of some mailboxes at 1 in the morning with a hoodie on
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
>i see a man walk out from his house with a handgun

Ooooh shit

I like where this is going

i hope he shot you for being such a humble-bragging faggot

>i freak out and my heart starts beating
>"i-i'm sorry, sir? i'm afraid i don't understand."
>i was saying sir bc i didn't want to get shot
>he ignores what i said
>"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE THIS LATE?"
>"i'm sorry, sir, i'm just meeting a friend and i--"
>"WHAT KIND OF FRIEND, HUH?"
>"sir, i live right down the street--"
>i point down the street i lived on
>"BULLSHIT, NEVER SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE
>"sir, i don't mean any harm at all, i'm so sorry"
>"YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BY THE TIME I COUNT TO THREE"
>"yes sir"
>i walk down the opposite street from where i live
>i hear him pull the hammer back, it was very loud

cont?

Yes

Yes! I want him to fuck your ass with that cocked pistol!

What band was it?

continue user

What do you look like OP?

Black lmao

Continue please

>inb4 op being Michael Brown writing from the dead

not one everybody enjoys, so i'm not going to say it. please understand.

>i start speedwalking
>hear nothing for a few minutes
>give her a call
>"meet me at XYZ, and DO NOT go to where i told you to"
>"o-okay user, i trust you"
>she picks me up and i'm shaking
>tell her what happened
>she kisses me and says it's okay
>we go to my old high school and walk around the campus at 1:30 am
>we go under the bleachers and make out
>finally fuck her
>deargodyes
>took a good 10 minutes, i think
>we get our clothes back on and go back to her car
>just lay in the backseat with her for 3 hours
>4:30 am
>ohfuck
>tell her to drive me back
>super stressed out, and get dropped off
>i sprint home, hoping that cunt wasn't still out there
>next day, mom and i leave to go somewhere and stop by the mailboxes
>Mcree the neighbor stops by our car
>"hey, wanted to give y'all a heads up about something that happened last night"

Hm, This needs to be read out by Bren-daddy if it goes on for a while...

Tis' be a shame we may never get another "Tales from Sup Forums" on Sup Forums...

Then again, this story is pretty shit so far, especially cosnidering the thread was meant to share highschool stories, and only op is sharing, when it's quite obvious people want to hear the end.

Yet he continues to ask "Cont?", perhaps to keep the thread more active, to make his story be on the front longer...

Cmon man.

OP here, and i will post pic after story.

Fucking neighbor. Go on.

Just fucking say it. We don't know who you are

say it nobody knows who you are

like i've said, i'm not the best. let it be.

>my heart starts beating fast
>i'm wearing the same hoodie
>he never looks at me
>mcshit tells the entire story utterly wrong
>says i was black (i'm white), and that i said "brother" or "nigga" after everything
>i have a deep voice, so that may have been why?
>anyways, turns out that he called the cops like 3 minutes after she picked me up
>never saw them
>they investigated the neighborhood, didn't find jack shit
>i'm about to be sick
>my mom says thanks and we drive off
>"what'd ya think of that, sweetie?"
>"some people are so screwed up, that sounded scary"
>i text her telling her what happened
>she said she was so glad that nothing major happened to me
>all of this happened before we ever went on an official "date"
>i decide to actually ask her out on a date
>she smiles and says yes
>dear god she had the cutest smile
>that friday i meet her at a sushi place (we both loved sushi)
>we go to see a movie
>may 6th
>tell all of my "friends" that we started dating and the gun incident

more

Checked and go on

twenty one pilots, a month or two after "vessel" was released. bad band, i know.

>this was the happiest time in my entire life, i had somebody to finally call mine
>meet her everyday by her locker, typical high school shit
>2 weeks before school gets out, school has this "field day" thing
>large assembly, literally a car show in the front parking lot
>note: she was socially awkward as well
>her and i hang out all day
>we watched a friend get shit faced
>we got our yearbooks
>i was the only one she let sign hers
>don't even remember what i said
>she blushes and tries hiding her face
>i comfort her by holding her hand and shit
>my birthday was the next week and she told me that she had been planning out what she was going to get me for weeks

Does she die at the end? This feels like it's leading up to her dying.

>inb4 you find her fuckin a nigger

Nah he is getting cucked, I can feel it

Then you know what you have to do, don't you?

Kill myself?

Please don't end it with you getting cucked

ITT, op types slow.

No... well yes, but not what i meant. Clearly you should be screen capping this whole thing so that it can be used in a feels thread later on (or ylyl thread if he was cucked (or both if he was cucked then she died))

8-10 minutes is WAY better than some others

>we had school on my birthday, plus 3 finals
>lunch comes around
>she's trying so hard not to smile
>i give in
>she tells me to close my eyes and hold out my hand
>she kisses me first
>that was a dream come true for me at the time, really.
>she hands me some sheets of paper and something soft
>i open them and one was a Ditto Squirtle plushie she ordered straight from Japan (we both loved Pokemon, and Ditto was my favorite)
>the sheets of paper were sheets of music for twenty one pilots songs, and how to read sheet music
>she hand wrote the instructions
>i was teaching myself how to play
>it was the cutest thing
>she drew hearts everywhere and tried drawing both of us
>i tell her that i loved them and all of the sudden i felt a feeling in my chest, and ignore it
>we go throughout our day, and then school ended for the summer that week
>i was in NYC for a week, and she was very depressed bc she had family issues going on
>i bought her some Pokemon stuff from the Nintendo World store and tell her i have a surprise for her when i get back
>i get back and we go out to eat
>i give her the bag and she opens it
>she gives that beautiful smile again and hugs me super tight
>few days later, get a text from a friend
>"yo, i'm having a movie night. bring QRST with you."

True, true.
but how many of them can touch type without the reliance of having to look at the keys?

i had to shit at one point, and finding the right words to describe what happens is difficult. please excuse me.

inb4 your friend fucks here

Goddammit I meant her

Not touch typing? In 2017? Nah

By all means :)

top kek m8

I'm beginning to not like this story. I really don't want to get punched in the feels.

Wait there are people in this world that can't do that? Ok, sure i work at a computer all day, but still
(> can only type 30ish wpm)

I can sense a build up of such then BAM, right in the feels.

I can type around 80wpm without having to look at the keys on average.

Fuck you op if this indeed is feels. I just got dumped by gf of 4 years. Not in the mood for this girl dying or something.

For keyboard I can type at about 55 maybe without looking at the keys Max 75 wpm

>movie night comes along, and i bring her with me
>10-15 other people there
>she practically clings on to me bc she knew 1 person there
>she's laying on me as we're watching some cheesy kung fu shit
>i can tell she's trying not to fall asleep
>the feeling in my chest comes back
>i feel it and i think i knew it
>i mouth the words, just to see if even that could work for me
>i do it several times and my heart starts racing
>she squeezes me and kisses my neck bc she could hear it
>"it's okay user, i'm here"
>she was so fucking good to me, i never deserved her.
>movie night ends, and i have to leave early because i had strict ass parents
>she drives me home
>we make out in my driveway a bit and i go to my bed and i cry
>happy tears
>this was it
>i was going to tell her the words
>that all men feared
>but i had been lusting to tell somebody for my entire life
>i was going to tell her i loved her

I can touch type at about 120 wpm without not unlooking at the keys.

Yeah, one of my coworkers can type near 100 wpm. i really need to work on my typing skills, it's a bit depressing

OP here. average of 70 WPM without looking. mechanical keyboards rule.

Envious to those that can beyond 100wpm.

by hear it i meant my heart beating. typing out next segment in a second.

We're all over here talking about how fast we can type when OP is about to reach the climax of his story

Yeah, i concur, just got one myself. It's a bit noisy so i don't know if I'll use it at the office or leave it at home...

Want some serious advice, download Typing of the Dead, an old Japanese arcade game based on house of the dead.
The practice and instruction segments of the game are excellent, and the game itself is really fun and funny. Can play it coop too.

If you can keep the coin up for 2+ minutes, you are doing the right thing.

"Always remember - the home position".

I'm posting this cause this story is stressing me cause I just know something shitty is going to happen.

same here my friend

CONT OP

Yeah, i started doing an online typing tutorial and I'm almost done with the beginner's section...

Thanks user, needed that smile in the midst of this story. Im in tears and nothing sad has even happened yet

yeah, got a G710+ over here with the mx brown switches, it has improved my typing quite a bit due to the smoothness between the keys.

Maybe there's going to be a plot twist and op killed himself, but op was never op and it was his girlfriend writing their love story from his perspective the entire time.

No problem, friend. Have another cat.

you're thinking too deep

You are not thinking deep enough, fucking normie

Please type quicker user, I have a 250 word essay due tomorrow.

leave it at home, don't disturb your coworkers. be courteous.

>i went to a summer camp for a week
>they let us keep our phones for some reason
>i called her every night to see how she was doing and to talk about our days
>each call was about an hour
>once i get back, i tell her to come over the next day and watch movies with me
>i was watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, and she saw it way before i did
>we watched the end of it together
>we put on some chick flick that she was concerned that i've never seen before
>she puts her head on my lap
>out of nowhere she looks at me in the eyes
>she was super serious
>she was never this serious
>she kissed me long and hard
>my heart melted then and there
>she went to my ear and whispered something
>"i love you. user. i love you, i love you, i love you. you make me so happy."
>i start crying because i was so happy and tell her i loved her as well
>she says that she felt like she had for a while
>even since the field day thing
>she kept a list of days of when she felt a strong feeling towards me and how she felt
>she showed me
>i cried even harder
>she wasn't crying
>she didn't really show too many emotions.
>her and i make out for a while and fuck on the couch with the movie still on
>parents were upstairs and were leaving us alone
>movie ends

OP I'm really not in the mood for feels atm, please end on a happy note

Don't bother with boring typing programmes, like I said - find "Typing of the Dead".
Then you can kill the undead with each key press.

The words they chose made me laugh until my stomach hurt too.

not that bad a band

250 words? Don't you have ten minutes spare?

OP here. razer blackwidow X chroma TE. good quality, but paid way too much.

same

I definitely should buy that game, i watched a video on it, fucking hilarious shit

Can this now be a touch typing thread?

waiting

OP here. fuck you. story is close to ending. 2-4 more posts and then it's over.

I've been around the block a few times, you can't tell me this doesn't have a shitty ending. The suspense is killing me! I need to know how this ends.

Hurry the fuck up.

Think it is on steam nowadays.
The makers really had a sense of humour, but the tutorial and practice sections are top notch. They take some time but will seriously increase your speed and accuracy.

No offence intended, just my legs are going numb sitting on the toilet waiting for your story to finish.

Take your time op, I need to fetch some tissues anyway

Where will the tears be cuming from?

>open the door
>get on the floor

op not to be a jackass but seriously wrap this shit up and quit wasting time bitching at us

...

>everybody walk the dinosaur

>Everybody fuck the dinosaur?