/metal/

our boy edition

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iron reagan desusenpai

2nd for RIFFS

Supporting metal bands is a meme, that's how we get bands like In Flames and Metallica.

it's bon jovi time
youtube.com/watch?v=gm62B1u8Cxc

can we all agree that melodeath isn't actually metal?

>mfw someone says Nu-Death is buttmetal

first for flac's a clueless man's monkey's audio

that's true

FLAC is literally a pure MP3 faggot

stfu fool
most metal acts are undersupported

youtube.com/watch?v=3epnOR7nklM
R I F F S
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>mfw Cuckmaster Apollyons nazi buddies have no idea he is fucking a nigger girl

>tfw only autists use FLAC because normal people fill their phone and harddrive with pictures of friends and family and videos of them at parties, and text messages, and apps like snapchat to have twenty gigs taken up by one album.
>tfw FLAC tards have no social life so they fill the void with gigabytes worth of sound waves
kek

That's why he's the cuckmaster. To obtain that title you have to be trained in stealth fucking

Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen is literally /ourguy/

Most metal acts also have jobs because they aren't retards that think their progressive underground blackened bear metal will become a worldwide hit

This

Björgen "Goat Destroyer" Stridgen

the girl's not black my
dude

>tfw i know who this autist drama is about and she's pale as snow

>ugly as shit too

>will become a worldwide hit
it's not about having a worldwide hit, it's about a support of several thousand people, idiot

Not a single quality post ITT

>implying the KEKMASTER isn't fucking many bitches

>Hey look 500 people bought my bandcamp album
>I can finally buy that pack of gum I've been eyeing for years

Unless you are signed at Nuclear Blast you literally don't make money playing metal and everyone knows it. The thing is most metal players care more about just making music so they still do it whether they make money or not

this

>tfw no blackened Motorslams with Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen vokillz

gypsy =/= nigger you dip

wew pham
projecting this hard

Stop making my post a meme, it wasn't that funny you dip

underrated post

faaxxx bruh

It was the funniest fucking thing to come out of /meal/ for months. Not shut the fuck up and become a meme already.

Sodom

Fag

True but not true phamalam

>sodom

What's the point in this general after Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen released his EP? In fact, what's the point of metal after that? Why do people still play music if humanity will literally never top that?

stop trying to LARP some black metal knowledge and give us a name already

if it's who i think it is, pic is very related

Unfortunately, only the wolves that live in Jorgen's cave and the half-deaf hermit the next mountain over have actually heard Jorgen's work. That's why.

If Jorgen wasn't so fucking TRVE and actually put out more than a limited edition of one cassette tape, the metal world with implode in on itself within hours.

That's not nice

metal-archives.com/artists/Goat_Destroyer/23917

samefag

Reminder that Gene Hoglan is officially our boy now

>Blood Reaping
>Ex-Inferiis
>Genocide
>Hell Execution
>Morbosidad
>Raped God 666
>fucking Hell Execution

holy shit

Jorgen wasn't in the hunger games, he would've won if he entered

lol i just realized i have 12gb of metal (downloaded by ares, of course)

Proof that Jorgen is a copycat falsie

Jorgen was first though, he's so trve he's not even on metal archives

stop talking shit about Jorgen

You guys are less funny than 9gag

t. numale

Stop forcing shit memes

>/metal/ is so starved for content that they latched onto my half baked black metal joke

>mfw i break into the closed shell system of a Russian numbers station just outside the borders of Lithuania and finally discover a ten-second MIDI file of Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Smorgen Porgen's music recorded and transcoded by a bored Russian spy

>Listening to black metal in FLAC

I legit once downloaded a fucking black metal album in FLAC and the first sound on the album was someone taking a cassette out of a case and putting it in a tape deck.

I almost lost my shit.

Mfw I listen to black metal on $400 headphones

>MIDI
100% fake, Jorgen doesn't own a computer

>recorded and transcoded by a bored Russian spy
His story is consistent. Upload it pls

No, that was the point. The spy picked up Jorgen jamming and notated it as MIDI.

PIRATE BAY IS DOWN

what did he mean by this?

nah phamalam

He has autism.

What do my fellow fagz think of Death Worship - Extermination Mass?

youtube.com/watch?v=uuB-465qO3U

Anyone have that video on origins of rap music where he said Rap still sucks though?

Make way for the future of deathcore bois
youtube.com/watch?v=pOGlm646WAY

...

It's good

were the vocals recorded through a wet towel what the fuck

Decent war metal

Rare recording of one of Jorgen "Goat Destroyer" Sporgen Porgen's warmup sessions
vocaroo.com/i/s1SkEdG9yseh

>no more safe space

What do they mean by this, /meal/?

@71731143
fuck off, unfunny faggot

/metal/, vote for Paranoid on the following poll strawpoll.me/12584519 to break the tie
As you already know, Sup Forums is full of nu-males so this is one of the few metal albums still in competition
In case you are wondering, see

>closest date to me is Dallas/Fort Worth
every fucking time

youtu.be/XIMaUg_YH7E
>can't find this anywhere
>
>
>anyone know how rip good audio from youtube?

who cares, that's a retarded thread

>these dumb as fuck exaggerations
just stop

JUST FOR A MOOOOOMMMEEENNNNTTTTTTT

Name one good metal song that ever made it to the Billboard Top 100.

great album but fuck Coma II

looks nu-male

This is literally "Forsaken Vulture" 2.0 kys meme forcer

So /metal/ doesn't give a fuck about the rest of Sup Forums? I'm glad to hear that

One is a legitimately good song despite how overplayed and commercialized it is

>yfw piratebay is down, rutracker is down, dark-world is down

pantera - walk

what, you don't like the same riff repeated constantly for 20 minutes?

I'm pretty sure its not even included on the vinyl version.

Not sure if you guys will be interested but

Nobody cares go back to your containment board
>>Sup Forums

lel

What a faggot, we should fucking kill this false pleb

Post good DSBM.

>inb4 "good"

>oakland again

It's gonna get shut down again lei

Is revenge and shining worth seeing live?

I love thrash, but don't know much besides Megadeth and Slayer. Metallica isn't thrash.

What's some good thrash and where should I start looking to get into it more?

>revenge
no
>shining
yes

>shining
>yes

maybe if you want to see Niklas Kvaforth's on stage retardation.

>I love thrash, but don't know much besides Megadeth and Slayer

Metallica literally is thrash what are you smoking