>be me and gf >try talking her into anals for years >she finally agrees but is not excited for it >we talk about preparations, cleaning etc. >we agree on how it will proceed, positions etc. >we call our nigger buck over >I clean myself out good >lube up >he inserts and starts fucking the dogshit out of me >pulls out to gape me >I shit all over him and the bed >he's pissed, leaves >my gf is scarred psychologically, doesn't act the same way around me anymore >she just left me. for good.
Retard, you feel better now that you posted something that didn't happen? Time to an hero.
Carson Thompson
I have no response to that.
William Lopez
>Be 16, feeling horny, flicking through undrewear seaction of catalogue to wank >Roll of duct tape on my desk >Stupid fucking idea >Tape up my balls, no idea why, just felt kinky >Keep wanking, cum, clean up >Try to pull tape off >Fuck, body hair >Spent 2 hours with scissors to carefully remove tape >Still no fucking idea why I did it
Camden Reed
ouch
Jack Gomez
lmao is that the real tattoo she got?
also why is her ass covered in shit?
Bentley Richardson
This is so stupid it might actually be true.
Cooper Jackson
it was very sad.
Anthony Walker
That's real, there's a video somewhere. That's not shit that's the black ink that just got smeared
Samuel Carter
sounds about right
teenagers are disgusting
Cameron Scott
bung tattoos are quite popular now.
Elijah Bennett
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Robert Phillips
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Austin Peterson
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Joseph Hill
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Henry Cruz
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Josiah Ramirez
my ex gf let me fuck her in the ass in the back side of the car in a park at night. didnt like it very much, dont know what all the fuss is all about.
we called it ass park from then on.
Jackson Miller
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Alexander Cook
It's like a black belt for sluttieness
Dominic Peterson
>> Getting fucked real good >> I already came but she keeps ramming the dildo in >> "mum stop I'm talking to my friends online" >> she doesnt stop
I started doing it myself after that.
Liam Adams
i dont understand the attracting to anal. i think its fucking gross to be honest. girls poo too.
I think this is the spit first girl but I'm not sure if it's the same girl in the top and bottom pic.
Angel Davis
I know, and it's fucking hot, user.
You don't love a girl until you've eaten her shit. That's a fact of life.
Sebastian Martin
Came for embarrassing stories, stayed for ylyl?
Lucas Sanders
Was horny all the time at that age. Turns out I have a bondage fetish, but a fucking painful way to find out.
Parker Sanchez
Enterobious vermicularis?
Christian Bailey
Thats one jacked up, filthy ass...
She at least couldve bathed first
Cameron Bell
>be 15 >tried to convince my girlfriend to let me finger her >she agrees >spend a couple minutes making out then i go for it >retarded 15 year old me doesnt know what hole to finger so i just slide my 2 fingers in >she didnt like it >stops me and then goes home 30 minutes later >less than a week later she tells me she got a urinary track infection >mfw it was probably me who made her catch it
Benjamin Bennett
Because you were thinking of black cocks and how you're is smaller so you tried to use black tape to make yours look like a black cock thats why you did it also not bait.
Parker Sanders
ah look the usual jew cuck fetishist is posting his made-up little stories
>go die in a hole
>saged
Hunter Ross
Faggot ass cuck
David Watson
Be me Be when i was 15 Horny while makingout with gf I ask her to blow me She doesnt want to I ask for hand job and she freaks out and leaves Never been so horny in my life. Jeerk off watching my sister ssun bake Mom walks in on me and knows i was looking at sister. She completly freaks out calls me a monster and a creep. I go to my room and cry still have boner Might as well finish off. I lay down and jerk off. Mom walks in again. Screams at me and leaves
Thomas Garcia
>bung tattoos are quite popular now.
Dem Daddy-Issues, doe...
Caleb Rogers
Now that's embarrassing
Benjamin Ramirez
I remember reading your story before. Still gets me.
Dylan King
/thread
Tyler Hill
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Oliver Bell
Pretty fucking disgusting
Christian Butler
>Enterobious vermicularis
First thing I saw too. Pretty sure you're right...
Evan Gray
Kek'd.
Noah Barnes
what´s written there?
Bentley Rivera
Love those ones
Leo Barnes
You turned your girlfriend into a cuck while getting assfucked by a nigger then shit all over your bed. I would have left too
Luis Walker
a winner is you
Elijah Rogers
what's the name of that whore?
Joshua Edwards
Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten
Ryan Jackson
>be me, 15 yr old user >have 15 yr old GF >we had been banging for about hald a year already, much too soon we didnt know wtf we were doing >one day my mother took me her and my little sister to disneyland >were happy fags and had great time >got really horny right before leaving >had no time to do anything, we were both HNNNNGG.JPG >sit in the backseat with her on drive home >She put hand in my crotch and I lost all my marbles >totally drunk of the situation and atmosphere, both horny as fuck >start making out in back seat and shove my hand down her pants >finger her, she moans, mom screams. >Ripped out of beautiful state of mindless groping >oshit.gif >look at gf face and see the same >rip hand our of her pants and everybody sits still in car >gf starts crying >mom doest dare to avert eyes from the road >little sister cries for no reason bc my gf is crying >I sit there still horny af waiting for the 3 hour drive to pass
Luke Richardson
>be me 24yo >Getting on with a 19yo 7/10 at a house party >"Let's go upstairs user" >My dick leads the way >Hot and steamy in some guys parents bedroom >Clothes off >Getting the best head I had in years >Door knocks and opens >Two guy anons laugh and close the door but it opens itself slowly >Start fucking femanon >Guys come back and start watching and cheering >Start struggling to perform >Start giving her the fingers >Femanon says "hey anons come and join in" >Heart racing and dick getting hard >Pound her from behind like I've never pounded before >Femanon sucks off the two guys while we all laugh and high five >Cum inside her >Anons cum on her face
Was a very random but hot experience. We couldn't stop laughing during it
Grayson Young
Kek fuck that pressure dude
Blake Hughes
Fucked my ex gfs daughter a few times and got very close to fucking them together but the gf backed out and made me choose between them at the last minute. The Daughter was 21 at the time. When I had to choose I slammed the daughter for a few hours then left and never saw either of them again. Never known any other girl as much of a slut as that daughter
Kayden Smith
you deserved it you nigger cuck kill yourself and take this nigger animal with you
Jace Wood
Do you think mom had fucked guys with her before? Any idea how she got started as a slut?
Robert Taylor
That woman has no respect for her unders.
Adam Moore
I like this post
Dominic Adams
Im the same aswell. My gf just one day said she wanted me to ass fuck her, she didnt like it much and either did I. She has a perfectly fine pussy so why fuck the ass?
Ryan Cruz
Never seen a tattoo been done or had one have you? Its ink
Nicholas Cox
>be 15 in highschool >wanted a bigger penis >discovered jelqing >jackpot.file >thought i could be more efficient with the whole penis excercise thing >believed it would be a good idea to wrap a rubber band around my hard cock before i wemt to be. like a cock ring or something >i woke up to shear pain in my banded penis at 2:00 am. >mfw my wank is purple >mfw i forgot that willies eventually got soft
Nathaniel Parker
I thought that to
Kayden Reyes
Is that a fucking pin worm coming out her ass?
Jackson Reed
I know they had fucked in the same bed before but never fucked each other. Daughter had daddy issues and self esteem issues too. She fucked hundreds and her mom knew all about it too
Daniel Rivera
When did she start? Do you think when she was younger, her mom's other boyfriends did stuff with her? Do you think mom had encouraged or enabled her from an early age?
Connor Taylor
ITT: things that never happened
Julian Sullivan
She didn't really enable it no but she was also a slut in her younger days so the daughter probably got it from there. No idea when she started but I know she said she lost count of how many guys she slept with and sucked off. And that it was well in the hundreds. She said that in front of her mom too. One of the other ex boyfriends also fucked the daughter yes
Dominic Diaz
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Oliver Jenkins
>be me 6 months after divorce >pull a date off of Match >10/10 looks, Ivy League educated, big time job >before I ever meet her we we are making sexy talk on an phone and text - jackpot! >1st date, she drinks like a fucking fish >gets bombed, wants to go back to my place >she's on her back on my couch, my dick in her mouth with me standing over her >she sticks a finger in my ass >okay >two fingers >interesting?!? >then it feels like she is trying to fist my ass >flacidpenis.exe >she becomes belligerent, nasty, borderline insane... >passes out >When she wakes I drive her 15 miles back to her car - in silence
Ethan Hall
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Elijah Powell
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Christopher Cook
HAHAHAHA LOOOOOL XD !! Funny one lol xP
Brody Baker
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Aaron Garcia
fuck man, imagine the smell..
That guy better have made bank from that
Gavin Martinez
What smell`? You know, outside India, people actually wipe their butts and take a shower once in a while... So the guy who inked her, probably did smell sweat and maybe some pussy and very little ass.
Logan Campbell
it is not like she is overweight or anything...
Jaxon Robinson
Yup sure is :(
Carter Barnes
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Luis Carter
If you're thinking all that muck around her ring is shit, it's not. It's ink.
Gabriel Rodriguez
>going with girl for a few months >very kinky. willing to do anything >in bed at my place >tells me to fuck her ass >says she wants a piss enema >WTF?, but OK >fuck and cum in her ass >need to wait a few minutes before I can piss >start pissing. she says she feels warm inside >tell her I'm finished and going to pull out so she can clench her butt closed >pull out >her ass erupts is a fountain of piss and shit >she yells "oh my god" and jumps off the bed >runs towards bathroom pushing her ass cheeks shut >dropping little shit crumbs along the way like Hansel and Gretel >slams bathroom door shut >noises coming from bathroom sound like a bear drowning in the toilet >meanwhile I've put my sheets in a trash bag to burn later >scrubbing floor with disinfectant wipes >girlfriend comes out of bathroom >quietly gets dressed and leaves >doesn't answer my calls or texts
And that's the story of how I got a new mattress.
Thomas Phillips
Jesus Christ.
Robert Wood
>be 19, slightly overweight, engaged to 20 year old >did a pretty good job she's hot as guck, always guys around >one mutual friend sleeping over with us in studio apartment because he go too drunk >have this crazy idea, start playing around while he's snoring and soon we're full on fucking while friend is sleeping near the foot of the bed >pull covers off slowly, she's riding me in plain view, snoring has stopped >she's groaning and making noise, soon I cum but she's not finished yet >"aaaah you're soft already?!?" She whispers >she rolls off of me, and we both see our friend. >he's naked and staring at my fiancee >he's fully erect, and literally twice as big as me and twice as long >nobody says a word, fiancee just leans back and spreads her legs >he takes his bat up to the mound, as it were, and I watch as my fiancee (who has never struggled to take my dick) gasps, moans, and orgasms just from him shoving it in >I make a sad display of playing with her breasts and kissing her while he fucks her, now I'm hard again but she refuses a request for head while he's still hammering away >they fuck longer than we ever have, and he's pounding her hard >"It's never felt like this before" she tells him, quietly but I hear it >eventually, agonizing minutes later, he cums in her >after he pulls out, she licks him clean, something she's always told me is "your mess" to deal with >some satisfaction in the idea that some of that sperm was mine probably... but not enough >while she's cleaning him I take it upon myself to site her I cam perform too, slip back inside her as I'm still hard >"Mmmm, no user, no. I'm really sore right now. "
>next morning he leaves, fiancee tells me she doesn't want to get married >we dated right out of high school, each other's only sexual partners until last night >"I think there is just a lot out there to experience that we'll miss." >knew exactly what she was thinking of, cried like a little bitch, and we broke up
Wyatt Martin
Wait your not supposed to finger the peehole? Oh shit nigger what have I been doing will she dead?
Tyler Walker
>And that's the story of how I got a new mattress.
topkek
Lincoln Peterson
>gf starts crying fucking got me hard dude
Jose Baker
thats exactly what I experienced, apart from the fact that I was the guy who had a dick twice the size of the other user
Connor Allen
I learned she was quite a bitch later in life man, dodged a bullet of sorts
Chase Lopez
ye i catch your drift
Asher Hill
You da real MVP
Levi Long
>internet explorer wat
Ryan Scott
>watching hot jack of video >woman is get fuck in cat >camera director look at closeup begin on her >suddenly hairy man asshole in frame >ask father to leave room for i am watch the jack of video
Isaac Ward
I laughed hard. Not only is it a funny story but you told it expertly.
Matthew Miller
>she's hot as guck
Levi Robinson
More like hot as cuck.
Dylan Nelson
>fucking gf >pretty hot, we did a lot of foreplay beforehand so i'm already pretty close >about to blow my load >look up >my fucking CAT is starring me right in the face with the most horrified expression >he legitimately looks terrified like a firework has gone off or something >gf notices >"DUDE YOUR CAT IS WATCHING US FUCK" >too late, cum >pull out as quickly as possible >cum all over sheets and gf >cat freaks out, runs to door and starts clawing the shit out of it and howling >gf starts laughing
Aaron Lopez
>don't give a fuck about my relationship so i whore out my gf >cry because relationship is over
you must be a tolerant, liberal, privileged white male fuck off
Joseph Scott
Holy shit. How can you be such a cuck? You could have prevented that shit so easily. You're lucky in a way though. If you had married her she'd have clearly cheated on you anyway and not only would you still have your heart broken but you'd have to go through the divorce process. Guess you have two options now; either embrace your status as a fullblown, literal cuckold or become a fag and post pics of your shaved ass and teeny tiny useless cock in the trap threads.
Hudson Cook
Wasn't the peak of my life, didn't define it either.
Caleb Hill
>like a bear drowning in the toilet lost
James Russell
Digging that surprised cyclops tattoo.
Nolan Flores
kek
Brody Smith
>be 18 drunk and stoned at party at friends house >8/10 gf and I decide to spend the night because it's a long drive home >like 7 people passed out in the only bedroom >we share twin bed with fugly lesbian couple >decide to mess around >skirt up, panties to the side, three fingers inside, she's moaning like crazy but no one seems to care >try to fuck >missionary all up on top of ugly lez #1 >can't get it in >"again? I'm so horny... You never fuck me good when I'm high!" >whole room erupts in laughter >try to flop over and sleep >few minutes later hear gf moaning again >roll over to see her with a leg in the air, making out with ugly lez #2 while #1 furiously fucks here with her fingers >she cums >hard >nobody says anything about it and they all fall asleep >except me >stay awake all night trying to shovel spaghetti back into my pockets >continue dating her for 2 years and we never mention that night till we break up
Gabriel Hernandez
Is benis ded now?
Christian Lopez
something similar happened to me but my mom was sympathetic to my horniness and didn't shame me for it.
