Get a random superpower from this site

[Justin Sullivan]

Get a random superpower from this site.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

And tell me how you'd use it.

[Robert Price]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Repulsion

i'd use it too keep edgey retarded faglords like you away from me /thread

[Joseph Torres]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow-Metal_Manipulation

Guess it's time to die X-Chicken

[Aaron Barnes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pinniped_Physiology

I'd use my power to become a walrus, then using my 25 inch dibbly, fuck all female walruses with a 60 mile radius, beating all contending males to death with said dibbly.

I'll sacrifice the calves I make to polar bears so they don't eat me.

Then i'll just live my life in the sweet succulent presence of walrus poon while also eating my young so i don't have to really go anywhere

[Hunter Brown]

What the fuck

[Grayson Hughes]

Storm Embodiment, well I could send lightning down, I guess thats pretty much all the cool shit gone.

[Ryder Foster]

>>filenane

[Charles Cox]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eternal_Rest_Inducement

i would travel the world on a pilgrimage to grant peace and rest to those who cant seem to die against all their desires: the Sup Forumstards

[Juan Sanchez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Augmentation
literally the most useless of the captain planet team
fuck i guess go around making people love who they love even more?
go me

probably start a businness for couples to come and pay me alot of money to increase their love toward each other and save failing marriages

[Liam Rodriguez]

That's literally his name

[Jason Turner]

...

[Oliver Cox]

bump

[Robert Evans]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elastic_Eye?useskin=oasis
Kek'd I can watch people shower from the comfort of my chair

[Jacob Parker]

why do you have pictures of billy the seal boy saved on you computer user, are you using it for lewd purposes?

[Jason Hill]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Activity

>The power to do anything at an accelerated rate regardless of how slow or fast time is.

The fapping is strong, in this one...

[Levi White]

The flippers are a big turn-on

His malformed head is pretty great, too

[Aaron Collins]

Plasma webbing

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_Web_Creation?useskin=oasis

[Caleb Wood]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bandersnatch_Physiology?useskin=oasis. Become a furry and suck dick! Seriously worst power of all time. U just become instagay

[Ethan Williams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Priest_Training

The ability to possess the divine powers of a supernatural priest/nun.

being an edgy priest, creating my new own religion and watch how stupid people are killing each other because religion

and summon some demons and Succuba

[Lincoln Hernandez]

That's my fetish

[Bentley Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Slash
Nothing personnel, kid *tips le fedora*

[Thomas Gonzalez]

Nothing personnel, kid

[Carson Miller]

>Transcendent Homo Superior Physiology
Make anime real.

[Ian Jenkins]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crystal_Spike_Protrusion

Sell dem crystals

[Charles Turner]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Whatever the fuck I want

[Jackson Price]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Vision

I honestly do not know how i would use this.

[Alexander Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
You're all blown off the water

[Ryan Ross]

It's a useless power

I already do all that stuff with my penis

[Tyler Harris]

>Absolute slicing
>I can slice into everything
>I have no fucking clue how to use it

[Jason Young]

fuck you powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti_Storage?useskin=oasis i am immortal

[Grayson Bell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Immunity

Not really sure how to interpret it.

I am immune to acts of sin against me? or I can commit sins without repercussions?

I will followup with what I would do if someone can provide insight.

[Jason Reed]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement

I'd make everyone hate themselves as much as I hate myself. haha

:(

[Joshua Gonzalez]

Looks like i already beat you to the punch haha

[Gabriel Richardson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Growth

possibly the best power, i can ruin the weed market by selling it dirt cheap for premium product.

[Carson Thomas]

ayy lmao

[Jonathan Cruz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotheistic_Deity_Physiology

im too retarded to know what this is wtf

[Nathaniel Williams]

i was god

[Tyler Gray]

You are literally god and there are no other gods than you

[Grayson Clark]

Even if you can't parse the title

>They have absolute power and unquestionable authority over everything, they are literally God, the strongest and most powerful being in all of creation.

Just go down a little bit and read.

[Justin Cook]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning

i think im a god now but i honestly don't know

[Daniel Jones]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Vision

you got lazer eyes

[Julian Perry]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Double-Edged_Power

I would turn all my fat into penis matter and hair. Im not balding but I want to have thick as fuck hair to have dreadlocks.

[Parker Robinson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Infusion

I manipulate the darkness inside of me

[Lucas Kelly]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Generation

What the fuck Sup Forums

[Joshua Morgan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Writing_Area?useskin=oasis

Such a useful tool gotdam. I'd probably find ways to manipulate girls I went to highschool with into becoming my henchmen and force them to mold into redpilled Aryan goddesses. All this could potentially be done with a pen, paper and some tape, but if I wanted to high roll I'll become a tattoo artist for this cause and others. Oh and also deathnote but stronger.

[Michael Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Intelligence

id use my intelligence to get a job and stop browsing Sup Forums

[Logan Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Mimicry

jackpot.

fucking bitches.

[Owen Carter]

screenshot needed