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First for the glory of my Cock.

/asean/ more like /anus/

pertamax hanya untuk ts

In case anyone's wondering, yes my cock is above average.

Ladies.

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So is mine. It is also uncircumcised

how big?

Big enough to satisfy your mom.

why have old and used when you can have me?

Are you sure?

No offense but seriously, Najib has a very punchable face

t. Siti Aisyah

pengen gnentot gan

my fellow muslims, I want to know why allah sanctioned circumcision

it's a process to cleanse yourself

How does cutting off the tip clean me?

>Have huge fetish for older women
>Most women around me prefer older man
How common "older woman x younger man" couples in your place /asean/ ? Do you ever date an older woman ? how do you attract an older woman?

what is this thread about?

The truth is the further north you go in asia the smaller your cock.

t. Rosmah Mansor

According to kisah 17 tahun that I read, all you have to do is play basketball and then chill out at your tante's house when her husband is outstation

Get out gabriel

b-but I want pure and innocent older woman, not used good

Don't worry user, small cock is cute, to be honest, I like small cock more, it feel less painful when it penetrate my boipucci

Chinkapore's English is actually not at native proficiency

Cont. from yesterday

Malaysian kino

youtube.com/watch?v=GxaLdPSp4O4

docs.google.com/file/d/0BwEn35PQQc66NzVPWmdIRF9LTlE/view

youtube.com/watch?v=5I3ZmM3B1Fo
lesbian movie.I am ready to jerk off
come watch with me /asean/

>song by The buildings
I thought I was the only one that listens to them

>no lesbo sex
SAD

Good night. Sweet dreams.

Very progressive, looks like it's coming out straight from LA

sys.Sup Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwikiislam.net%2Fwiki%2FQur'an%2C_Hadith_and_Scholars%3AToilet_Etiquette%23Do_not_stand_while_urinating

they already did a drama on TV about gays with kissing and sex

FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO
FANKUI, HUANA, TIKO

There's no kissing and sex in that drama.
When I can expect the sequel?

should I play paladins?

wtf, I love Phillipines now

They convert to islam and sit while peeing

*71733615
moo ;__;

Cows don't have to sit while pissing. They just go to the slaughterhouse

Just like you, amirite

I will be eating you, cow

Stop bullying her, she maybe a cow, but she is cute cow princess

Selling stuff online in malaysia

>already state the price, material, contact number
>get comment like "pm"
>"pm me price"
>""what material"
>"0125586321 whatsapp me pls"
>even get a private message saying "pm"

What the fuck is wrong with people?

pm to nego la

PM, bunk.

>Philippines
t.Maria de Guzman
>Malaysia
t.Siti Aisyah
>Indonesia
?

Siti Aisyah is an Indonesian hitwoman.

kawe hok nego, demo tu pembeli

tokse kawe

What the fuck is this?

Susanti Sastrowakdoyok

>Desolasi
The trailer alone kinda put me off: music was too loud and overwhelming. The hammy and unnatural dialogue makes an unintentional mockery of the MC who's supposed to be this troubled kinda-religious person (for some reason).

>Interchange
Interesting premise, but kinda ehh progression and VERY underwhelming end (for the detective who finds out how his photographer buddy ends up in the weird shaman crime and 'the thing' that controlled him to do so, he doesn't look so shocked)...visuals were pretty good though. It would've been done better

change 'de Guzman' to 'Pendejito'

>susanti
Susanti Megawati Sukaputri

someone post that bisaya master race pic pls

susanati kalokotak buatni

i am not your maid

Speaking of all this kino mentioned ...I heard Sup Forums's favourite Heneral Luna got some sort of continuity bridge into Gregorio del Pilar through a short film.

news.abs-cbn.com/entertainment/02/07/17/gregorio-del-pilar-short-film-to-hit-theaters-with-im-drunk-i-love-you

How was it, Flips?

Malaysian kino is Sepet

I played Heneral Luna in the living room and is trying to get my family to watch it together when suddenly the sex scene came up (very early into the movie). Wtf no one here warned me about this before.

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a cute cow

or you prefer a slutty cow?

I'll make sure you will get down on all fours like a cow and rape you hard. You asked for it

my white bf thinks im a normal pure innocent chinese girl

the truth is that everytime he talks to me, I can't help but only think of his big white cock
I always act like I'm uninterested or tsundere but honestly, if I had enough strength, I would tie him up and pin him against the bed while riding his 6 inch cock, milking his cum until he's fucking dry

I fucking love my baee

Isn't that gay since you are a boy?

Sorry but I prefer a horse, they have bigger and longer dick

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Wtf. Are you into bestiality?

Beastiality, scat, urolagnia, emetophilia, formicophilia, lithophilia, necrophilia, you name it, I'm pretty much open to anything

And you are not open to me?

Sorry baby, I dont mean to hurt you, but I have bovinophobia

I am not a cow

Moo

Sigh ;-;

I only want to have a cute girlfriend

What you are not a cow? so what are you? an ox? bull? buffallo? well either way it's same shit to me. Sorry but I cant stand near your kind

Senpai please ;-;

I'll ride you.. Stop bully

Oh, this and that.

Any Philipines samurai?

Don't worry dear, I believe there're people with bovinophilia that will love you

Close enough.

Looks like you ain't the ausflip

Have a Satania

Please no bully.

No bully? means you want

Do you have any "oriental" style of traditional music in the Philippines? You know, the kind of tonal style in eg. China and Vietnam

All I can find is this
youtube.com/watch?v=oFSWZYS2t_o

lucas

go home texas

gan

So much lolis praising glorious Britannia

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This is music for the same Maranao dance, Singkil. But it is of better quality, and you can hear the kulintang better. The melody is lovely (sounds different from the one in your video), and you can notice how the music speeds up to a crescendo near the end.

youtu.be/VyKOZUBLp-M

I tried

Yes
Tagalogs should try to be civilized atleast once. Just look at manila its a fucking wreck

Looks like Durrrtartard is making a progress.

7000 dead tagalogs isn't enough tho

Maybe he's just trying to appease the Blood God Khorne.